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Rogue, Internet Man ( Real name: Brent Allen Jansen) is a wannabe Mister Metokur 2.0 and massive YouTuber grifter who made low-effort content on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding to the King of Lolcows himself, Christian Weston Chandler. he's online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media user with no actually means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next Jim81Jim; going as far to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016.
The story of Rogue, Internet Man is just another classic case of someone Pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is an thin skinned, insecure, scared and deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scene. Don't be like this and remember, that your online actions have serious consequences. Especially when you attach your stupid pig-nosed face to them; while he also serves as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke beforehand.
Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins
theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself
Brent loves the attention; and before finding it thought the rogue character and YouTube, he was known on the GTAForums and Twitch as theNGclan. However, he's also very protective of this too, and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows that it was him, and if you were to make any sort of post about it, then your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the forum staff telling you that he doesn't not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Brent Jansen fashion, he'll deny ever being theNGclan, but how can it be denied. the similarities between their voices?
The North Yankton DLC Hoax
theNGClan began his reputation as a complete and total bullshitter Back in 2013, by creating a fake DLC "leak" for Grand Theft Auto V set in North Yankton. Beacuse who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole backwater midwest armpit state is really anyone's guess? But people believed those leaks and shallowed the bullshit whole. He found in the hex code of a title update to be the real deal and he rode it in high on their shoulders like a king. Getting exaclty what he wanted the attention; Well of course until actual modders who do far more than just shitty character ports checked the actual code for themselves and then proceeded called him out on his shit. causing him to confess to these hoax, but not before trying to save his ass by calming he was only trying to promote elaborate discussion. Before two tailing it out of there and fading back into obscurity on the forum.
San Andreas Connection
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC was proven to be a hoax, Brent being unable to take L's and move on with his life was still yearning for yet more attention and within the files of his shitty character ports made references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has recently moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets. (Which is spoilers! Niko Bellic has closeted homoerotic and Pedophilic coomer groomer tendencies that he doesn't want to get out to the public) this was enough to pulled Niko back into the criminal underworld. And with his associates by his side who are known as some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas. During which he will venture into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, in which he will eventually bumps shoulder to shoulder with criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, all while doing what it take to survive." This all of this exists to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Brent feel cool about it and himself. If you actually want to read and find out more about his poorly-written fanfiction; don't you worry nor fret dear reader because he's already got you covered! Just visit.
- his fandom page (Unfortunately this page has been deleted, wonder why?)
- an archived ModDB page
Now trivia sections are generally filled with a lot of BS in them, acting like this was a legitimate and real thing despite there being zero evidence of it ever being actually playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that he was lying about having the tools that actually do not exist, among many many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer and it's nothing, really, just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic" which should have been addressed. Similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they're looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it's was all complete and bullshit.
YouTube Career
For a while, Rogue had a "good career" on YouTube making fun of mentally handicapped and disabled people. Some of his favorite things to do are weaponized his retarded audience into raiding Discord servers he vaguely dislikes with racist messages, blackmailing his moderators and internet rando threatening to destroy their lives over internet, as well as hosting all weird scat, fray, trap, gay, trans, cat and furry porn on discord sever. (A server which was filled with minor and children.) And gruel of the crop of his content and main source of cashflow on YouTube The Rogue After Dark Stream in which your average stream would consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing shit nobody cares about, and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the CWCki and whatever boring internet trash that he could find.
The drama
Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of retards online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected 5 GB of tranny and furry porn, as well as sending said porn to teenagers.
After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.
For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot Repzion. The two had beef for whatever dumb fucking reason, so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend, who once performed in porn while she was underage. Rogue, being the intelligent thiry to forty year old man that he definitely most certainly is, decided he was going to find every bit of this porn and compile it into a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was CP, Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is: what fucking weird-ass friends do you have who can professionally separate child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred, he, within fifteen minutes, deleted every single bit of his internet presence, making him a ghost online.
Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server:
- He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
- He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.
- He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.
- He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
- He drunk drives to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
- He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
- He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
- He has stolen vehicles before.
- He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
- He’s lied about being an former employee at Rockstar Games.
- He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
- He created his own Wikitubia page.
- He’s taken petty legal action against Wendi Diego. While he using both his family and dead niece as an excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet.
The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and the fact that he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably are far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what was came light shortly afterward. Something that cannot be passed off as mere rumor: his brother.
His Brother: the child abusing murder
After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His batshit insane brother, Howard Jansen III, one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter Olivia Ann Jansen by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother.
Videos
- NSA - Rogue and Seethe
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His Dad's Dealership
Did you know Brent Jansen's dad owns a dealership? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with the BBB for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly horrible and rotten people who only rival niggers in their arrogance.
Gallery
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Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Rogue. -
Photo of Brent Jansen in all of his glory! -
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Behold! Brent Jansen’s miniscule not-so hidden 0.75-Inch treasure. Hmm… Does this remind you of anyone? (Just keep these photos in mind, they'll be important later.)
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Really riveting stuff. (Ohhhh this is so fuuucking hot. - Rouge’s mentally challenged audience.) -
Hentai he had commissioned of himself. (Some of the finest wish fulfillment projection you'll ever see.) -
Rogue's own response to having this wish fulfillment porn drawn of himself.
See Also
- Acerthorn
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto - Another lolcow of his type.
- Chris-chan - The lolcow he obsesses over
- Delete fucking everything - One of his favorite pastime.
- Dillin Thomas - Rogue's own diametrically opposed Yang.
- Ethan Ralph
- Internet tough guy
- Ricegum
- Transgender - Like the dirty and smelly a-logging pseudo-man who created this initial article
- Troll shielding
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