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'''Montenegro''' is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little [[Balkans|Balkan]] shithole full of loose Greeks, Slavs and [[Albania]]ns. They speak/argue in a mishmash of Serbo-Croatian (''don't call it that or someone will shoot you in the ass!'') and Albanian. They want to join the EU and [[NATO]] which is a rich source of comedy. | '''Montenegro''' is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little [[Balkans|Balkan]] shithole full of loose Greeks, Slavs and [[Albania]]ns. They speak/argue in a mishmash of Serbo-Croatian (''don't call it that or someone will shoot you in the ass!'') and Albanian. They want to join the EU and [[NATO]] which is a rich source of comedy. | ||
[[File:Budva.jpg|thumb|left|It has dirty beaches and looks like [[Game of Thrones]]]] | [[File:Budva.jpg|thumb|left|It has dirty beaches and looks like [[Game of Thrones]]]] | ||
A country called "Montenegro" didn't exist [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|from 1922 when it was annexed by Serbo-Croatia]], until 2006 when it finally split off from [[Serbia]] after much warfare and stupid shit (plus Milosevic finally died, causing the Serb government to fall apart). Military people from Montenegro had assisted the Serbs in committing atrocities in [[Bosnia]] and [[Croatia]] in the 1990s and they don't like to talk about ''that''. | A country called "Montenegro" didn't exist [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|from 1922 when it was annexed by Serbo-Croatia]], until 2006 when it finally split off from [[Serbia]] after much warfare and stupid shit (plus Milosevic finally died, causing the Serb government to fall apart). | ||
Its [[Anus|capital city]] is currently called Podgorica, and has been called a shitload of names in the last 2500 years: Doclea, Duklja, Birziminium, Ribnica, or Titograd (just to piss off the locals during the Yugoslavian era). Take your choice. Podgorica would be full of ancient and picturesque buildings except that the city was [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Podgorica_in_World_War_II bombed to shit] during WWII by the Americans. Thankz dudez! | |||
==How to troll Montenegrans== | |||
*Military people from Montenegro had assisted the Serbs in committing atrocities in [[Bosnia]] and [[Croatia]] in the 1990s and they don't like to talk about ''that''. | |||
*Tell them how ugly the prostitutes are. Even uglier than the ones in Belgrade. (And damn, Serb whores are ugly.) | |||
*Talk about how Tito fucked them over and they sat around like [[cunts]] and took it. | |||
*Ask them about what the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chetnik Chetniks] did to Croats and Muslims in the 1940s. | |||
*best one: ask them why their fucking country has been invaded scores of times since the Romans came through. | |||
There's a [http://www.montenegroairlines.com/active/en/home.html "national airline"] with all of 6 aircraft, mostly cheap Brazilian Embraer jets. Sounds a bit like [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084 ''The Mouse That Roared''], doesn't it? Think of Peter Sellers in drag, and you have the idea. | There's a [http://www.montenegroairlines.com/active/en/home.html "national airline"] with all of 6 aircraft, mostly cheap Brazilian Embraer jets. Sounds a bit like [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084 ''The Mouse That Roared''], doesn't it? Think of Peter Sellers in drag, and you have the idea. | ||
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Montenegro is not a mountain-nigger-colony, in spite of the name. It's a little Balkan shithole full of loose Greeks, Slavs and Albanians. They speak/argue in a mishmash of Serbo-Croatian (don't call it that or someone will shoot you in the ass!) and Albanian. They want to join the EU and NATO which is a rich source of comedy.
A country called "Montenegro" didn't exist from 1922 when it was annexed by Serbo-Croatia, until 2006 when it finally split off from Serbia after much warfare and stupid shit (plus Milosevic finally died, causing the Serb government to fall apart).
Its capital city is currently called Podgorica, and has been called a shitload of names in the last 2500 years: Doclea, Duklja, Birziminium, Ribnica, or Titograd (just to piss off the locals during the Yugoslavian era). Take your choice. Podgorica would be full of ancient and picturesque buildings except that the city was bombed to shit during WWII by the Americans. Thankz dudez!
How to troll Montenegrans
- Military people from Montenegro had assisted the Serbs in committing atrocities in Bosnia and Croatia in the 1990s and they don't like to talk about that.
- Tell them how ugly the prostitutes are. Even uglier than the ones in Belgrade. (And damn, Serb whores are ugly.)
- Talk about how Tito fucked them over and they sat around like cunts and took it.
- Ask them about what the Chetniks did to Croats and Muslims in the 1940s.
- best one: ask them why their fucking country has been invaded scores of times since the Romans came through.
There's a "national airline" with all of 6 aircraft, mostly cheap Brazilian Embraer jets. Sounds a bit like The Mouse That Roared, doesn't it? Think of Peter Sellers in drag, and you have the idea.
And we can't think of anything else to say about Montenegro. Blah. The Balkans really suck.
Links
- Tourism site, not kidding!
- Don't bother with the TOW article, it's being written by Montenegran partisans and is bullshit.
- There's a 1981 Swedish comedy about it.
