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'''[[ | '''[[Powerword|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]]. | ||
Following her career as a professional wrestler, Chyna went on to star in various films and television shows – Most notably landing a role as [[The Incredible Hulk|She-Hulk]] in a low-budget [[porno]] and appearing on [[Amy Winehouse|Celebrity Rehab]] in a failed attempt to battle her life-threatening addiction to alcohol and drugs. Chyna finally died of a "[[Murder|suspected drug overdose]]" on April 20, 2016, at the [[Old|young]] age of 45. | |||
Chyna was billed as being the "Ninth Wonder of the World", and her seemingly circumcised [[micropenis]] was often billed as being the tenth. | |||
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Joanie Laurer, more commonly known as Chyna, was a bodybuilder and professional wrestler in the WWF who taught the young women of the late-90s that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of steroids and other assorted drugs. She was also known for having developed a micropenis and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck.
Following her career as a professional wrestler, Chyna went on to star in various films and television shows – Most notably landing a role as She-Hulk in a low-budget porno and appearing on Celebrity Rehab in a failed attempt to battle her life-threatening addiction to alcohol and drugs. Chyna finally died of a "suspected drug overdose" on April 20, 2016, at the young age of 45.
Chyna was billed as being the "Ninth Wonder of the World", and her seemingly circumcised micropenis was often billed as being the tenth.
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