Lucian Hodoboc

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Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, Ala, TheLHShowChannel and Lucian Pedoboc) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns a shitty website called BeautifulForums.co – Ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's nudes.

When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.

Beautiful Forums

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"Beautiful Forums" is a shittastic internet forum that claims to be about learning to see the beauty in life or some dumb shit like that. In reality, Beautiful Forums is merely a way for Lucian to get close to young girls so he can obtain their photos and add them to his collection of fap material. To accomplish this goal, Lucian spends the majority of his days trolling teen forums and randomly messaging 12-year-old girls to offer them staff positions on his shithole of a site.

He's also paid Tyrone to shill his site on YouTube.

Lucian the Fake Asexual

The eternal virgin.

I'm asexual, bro!

Almost as bad as Chris-Chan.

Lucian constantly claims himself to be asexual, but his creepy arse behaviour towards adolescent girls and his love of hardcore Japanese fetish porn suggests otherwise. Among Lucian's other actions that contradict his claims of asexuality is his habit of cybering on IMVU with an avatar that's part self-insert and part Gerard Way. He even paid real money to upgrade his IMVU membership.

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  His IMVU avatar is far more attractive than he is.
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  So fucking edgy.
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  His Gerard Way avatar.
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  HAWT
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  Merry Shitmas!
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  GAY
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  Ala seeks out the perfect 3-year-old waifu on IMVU.
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  He even roleplays as Mikasa Ackerman.
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  Lucian enjoys long walks in the park and statutory rape.
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  HE ACTUALLY PAYS FOR THIS SHIT

Lucian has also drawn "artwork" that depicts his idealized self-insert getting it on with moderately attractive women who are most likely based on several of the teenage girls that he's constantly stalking and sexually harassing online.

Lucian Pretends to be a 15-year-old on Teen Hut

The world's oldest and ugliest 15-year-old boy.

Sometime last Thursday, Lucian decided to join Teen Hut in an attempt to lure in some succulent young jailbait. Hilariously, Lucian also decided to pretend to be a 15-year-old boy – Something that he might have gotten away with if he hadn't posted his disgusting photos.

Soon after Lucian joined Teen Hut, a member named Best Friend became suspicious of the strangely old-looking teenager who was creeping on Teen Hut's female members. Naturally, Best Friend fired up The Google and searched for more information on Lucian, eventually coming across an article on a fine site known as Encyclopædia Dramatica. What Best friend discovered was shocking! Lucian wasn't a 15-year-old boy at all, but rather a midget paedophile with a history of grooming young wimminz on the internets! Armed with this information, Best Friend contacted the innocent young ladies on Teen Hut and warned them of the tiny threat and then confronted Lucian with the fact that he wasn't a 15-year-old boy.

Lucian quickly came up with a hilarious defense and asserted that he really was 15 and suffers from TsimFuckis syndrome or some shit. Naturally, noone bought this obvious lie and Lucian soon found his 30-year-old midget arse b& from Teen Hut for being a disgusting nonce.

Lucy vs. ED

The white knighting brony faggot who joined ED just to vandalize this article.

He's asexual, you monsters!

In August, 2016, Lucian finally stumbled upon the 9-month-old ED stub that bore his name. As one would expect, Lucian was very displeased that he had been doxxed and immediately went crying to his friend LOLNOPE, his skype is professorlh. You know what to do and demanding that they DoS ED. Lucian was also under the false impression that his arch-nemesis, a gay nigger tranny by the name of Micah Dawson, was responsible for adding information about his paedophilic tendencies and YouTube attention whoring to the fine archive of knowledge that is ED.

Triggered

Lucian is currently whoring himself out on the shit-scented streets of Romania in a futile attempt to raise the 2 million dollars that he needs to bring down ED.

UPDATE: Lucian is currently threatening ED with a lolsuit.

Quotes

Lucian's photographic evidence that is supposed to prove that he is actually 5'7".

Quotes from the paedo himself     “   Well, whoever feels like they have had enough censorship can leave RR and move to my forums. It's hosted in Europe, where underage nudism is legal.   „     —Lucian wants you to post pictures of naked little girls     “   Bitch pls. Men are too tall for me. I can hardly reach women's vaginas.   „     —Lucian, on why he's not gay     “   I'm a pedohpile [sic].   „     —Lucian Hodoboc     “   One of my moderators is 11, and she does a great job and is very helpful. Age discrimination sucks. People can act responsively and be intelligent regardless of their age.   „     —He'll be tired of her by the time she turns 12     “   Hey, EpicLLOYD, you know what you and I have in common? We both played Hitler in one of our videos. Yours was awesome.   „     —Lucian, on being Hitler     “   I wasn't lying to be mean to Flik. It was a joke. Seriously, don't you dare compare transexual, which is a valid sexual identity with social rights for which people have fought, to "midget", which is an offensive term banned by several social gorups [sic].   „     —Lucian falsely accuses a girl of being trans, gets called a midget and then BAWWWs.     “   Crookie, too bad your mom is not alive anymore to see the sad excuse for a human being she had raised.   „     —Lucian insults Crookie's dead mom     “   Oh, look how brave you are on the internet, Mr. I'm Gay Cause I Was Sexually Abused. Can't make fun of people your size, cause they keep raping you? What does Nox stand for? No sex, please, daddy!   „     —Lucian, being classy     “   They gossiped about me behind my back in a chat room where I was unfairly banned from. If that doesn't call for justice, then I don't know what does.   „     —Lucian, on justice     “   It is our duty to fix unfairness if we are to aspire towards a better society. Also, I would appreciate it if you didn't gossip about my physical appearance behind my back. That kind of shit is low even for you.   „     —Alakazam being philosophical, then being butthurt     “   Age is irrelevant, just like skin color and height   „     —Lucian thinks age is irrelevant     “   Stating a fact with the intention of harming someone is called bullying.   „     —Lucian thinks facts are bullying     “   I hate my life and I want to die.   „     —Lucian Emoboc     “   Yeah, I'm having sex on imvu, give me a break.   „     —Lucian admitting to his bad habits Previous Quote | Next Quote

Others' opinions about this sick fuck     “   An autistic, blind, deaf and dumb child with one leg could tell he was a paedophile at a glance. I felt molested just looking at that face.   „     —chickennugget     “   We all know how ridiculous Ala is. He is an absolute retard and I've said it before but both of his parents had to be siblings.   „     —blackgetsuga12     “   yeah but alakazam is literally someone who wants to rape children so while you might not have a problem with the dude I certainly do.   „     —The Iron Rose, on Lucian literally wanting to rape children     “   Better put bringing criminals to justice on the back burner. We got bigger fish to fry like gossip and forum bans.   „     —Crookie, on Lucian's BAWWWtism     “   Honestly, how dare you bring up Crookie's mother? Your mother should have eaten you at birth, as is custom in Romania when the bitch produces a weak pup.   „     —Sqkwirl, telling Lucian that he should have been aborted     “   Alakazam was banned for being a creepy stalker pedo basically.   „     —Crookie, on why Ala was banned from Ionic Forums Previous Quote | Next Quote

Videos

His impression of Leonard F. Shaner Jr. Lucian pretends to be a loli. Lucian honours Gary Glitter by telling 40 paedo jokes. Lucian defends PaedoPie. Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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  Definitely not a paedophile.
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  Lucian in 2017.
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  I wish to be the little girl.
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  There is no god.
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  DO NOT WANT
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  ALA AKBAR
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  A perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.
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  Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.

See Also

• Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs
• Micah Dawson
• Midget Angle Shot - What most of Lucian's photos are.
• Brian Peppers - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
• Sarah Nyberg - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in its chat room.
• Ragreynolds
• Onision
• Gerard Way - His idol.
• IMVU

External Links

• His Facebook page
• His Twitter
• His MySpace - Yes, he has a fucking MySpace account.
• Beautiful Forums Twitter
• TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
• Alakazam on ragreynolds' forums
• alakazam on YTGamers
• alakazam on Gaming Latest
• Pedobear on Akylos
• alakazam on Vegan Forums
• alakazam on Emo Corner
• Lucian on Badoo where his profile states that he is 28

• Alakazam on Onision.com - Forums shut down.
• alakazam on Lemon-Sauced - Also dead.
• alakazam on Spam Heaven - Deader than Porsche Girl.

• Chat log where he defends CP
• Lucian pretends to be a 15-year-old in order to groom teenage girls
• Lucian pretends to be a girl and defends his bullshit with an alt

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