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* [[Owl City]] - Half of the people in the community listen to this | * [[Owl City]] - Half of the people in the community listen to this | ||
* [[Goanimate]] - Objectcucks with no money use this site to make their object shows | * [[Goanimate]] - Objectcucks with no money use this site to make their object shows | ||
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Battle for Dream Island (a.k.a BFDI) is a shitty flash web-series on Youtube that rips off Total Drama Island and was created in 2012 by two bored pedophile rice niggers (Cary and Michael) in their free time. The plot for this show is almost nonexistent and makes no sense, It's about inanimate objects with limbs fighting for a luxury island. The show is known for having terrible voice acting, recycled assets, royalty free music, boring backgrounds and spawning the steaming pile of shit that are Object Shows.
The Community
No matter how much you refuse to believe it, this show actually has an active fanbase and it's as bad as you'd expect. Objectcucks are easy to spot as they usually have long-ass names, have BFDI style characters as their avatar and complain about everything.
Object Shows
As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an Object Show. Some notable Object Shows are:
- Inanimate Insanity - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island.
- BFDIA/IDFB/BFB - The other 3 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. (Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)
- Challenge to Win - Another show that has the same old boring "Challenges for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using Scratch, a shitty website Objectcucks seem to love.
- The Optical and The Illusions - The first Object show to be hardcore as fuck and curse. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
- Shape World - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
- Object Overload - Another generic show but the creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.
How to make your own Object Show
- Step 1: Coming up with the plot: Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
- Step 2: Characters: Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
- Step 3: Animation: Who gives a shit about animation just make slideshows in powerpoint, little kids will still watch it.
- Step 4: Voices: Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start talking then record all that and put it in your object show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fat characters.
Object Show Cliches
- Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
- Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
- Character with no legs
- Character with no arms
- Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X"
- Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
- Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
- Show is about doing contests to win something
- Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
- Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech)
Fanbase
This garbage has a fanbase and it consists mainly of 12 year old boys who use GoAnimate and fantasize about having sexual relationships with the characters in the show despite the fact that they think porn is the most disgusting thing ever. If you disrespect their opinions on the show being great they'll threaten to murder you and if you curse at them they'll give you warnings and eventually block you like fucking pussies (even though the show itself makes a middle finger joke in the first episode). Objectcucks can be spotted on Tumblr, GoAnimate Youtube videos and DeviantART where they'll beg you to draw their shitty unoriginal OCs that literally anyone could make or tell you that you should watch object shows and become part of their "Fandom". The deviantart and tumblr sides of the "fandom" aren't much different from other fandoms as they are attracted to drama in the same way flies are attracted to shit however these sides of the community are usually inhabited by pedophiles, roleplayers and greenyfags.
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Fan Content
Their fanart is as effortless as everything else they make and usually consists of recycled assets from the original show put together in Photoshop, these atrocities can easily be found in the deepest corner of DeviantART. Objectfags also make "Original Characters" sometimes, but honestly where the fuck is the Original in "Original Character" when it comes to Objectcucks, their characters are literally inanimate objects and anyone could make one.
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Pen Island, no spaces all caps!
How to troll Objectcucks
- Make a rant on BFDI or it's community
- Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal
- Tell them their community is full of underage chldren
- Tell them Object shows are shit
- Tell them BFDI is an effortless Total Drama ripoff
- Tell them there are better flash cartoons
- Call them Objectcucks
- Curse at them
- Show them any kind of porn or hentai
- Tell them the Huang brothers are gay
- Tell them the characters in BFDI are bland, unoriginal and stupid
- Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows
- Redirect them to this article
See Also
- Autism - What most people in the "object community" have
- Homestar Runner - What BFDI wishes it was
- Total Drama - What BFDI ripped off
- Lock Legion - BFDI but before and better
- Owl City - Half of the people in the community listen to this
- Goanimate - Objectcucks with no money use this site to make their object shows
- Flash - What every "popular user" in the object community uses to animate their shitty object shows
- Batshit Insane
- Dying Alone
External Links
jacknjellify - Creators of BFDI
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battlefordreamisland- The BFDI Wikia (feel free to vandalize the shit out of it)
- Said wiki's discord server
- The BFDI Fanon Wikia
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