User:1sam234

Currently lurking moar

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This user is an admin.

1sam234 won the Vox Dramatica prize in July of 2015. They've been recognized for their exceptional edits, and promise to display it proudly for times to come.

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Current server time: 14 November 2024, 04:46

	Steel Stomach
	Completed the self-imposed dare of looking at the entirety of the Offended and Pain Series articles without puking their fucking guts out and losing their appetite.

This user has been on ED for 13 years, 5 months and 16 days.

SIEG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.

	“	Totally Most Creative Username of 2015	„

SysOp & Editor Tasks

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Articles/Other stuff made

• CIS Gender - Was much needed according to staff
• Uncle Grandpa - Unofficially after Pandora dared anyone to make it
• VICE - Unofficially after Boudica started it
• Rick and Morty - Unofficially after 03bgood failed at starting it
• Dan Schneider - Unofficially after Xenix and two others tried to start it
• Deflate Gate - Unofficially after Mantequilla wanted someone to expand on it instead of just being a redirect
• Where The Dead Go To Die
• Category:VD Winners - To distinguish the worthy users who got VD from the normal ones who haven't

Articles extended/fixed fuck-ups on

• Mad TV - Stub extending after TWO AND A HALF YEARS of being abandoned
• Dan Schneider - Massive stub extending, pretty much made the article as it was untouched for more than half a year
• VICE - Pretty much made the article after Boudica started it
• Uncle Grandpa - Pretty much made the article
• BlogTV - Massive clean up after 2 years of wallowing in shit
• Jontron - Helped build up and clean up when it started
• The Fairly Oddparents - Massive clean up, that shit looked like MrEnter wrote it. Still needs pics outside of porn though
• Cryaotic - Stub extending
• Goanimate - Stub extending, included its infamous movie
• Sons of Kojima - Massive clean up and build up, helped make into an AOTN
• Rick and Morty - Pretty much made the article
• Trichophilia - Massive clean up and removal of Wikipedia copypasta
• Blip - Massive stub extending and clean up
• Google Video - Clean up
• The Amazing World of Gumball - Clean up and stub extending
• M._Night_Shyamalan - Stub extending
• Mass Effect - Added ME3's 4th "fuck you in the ass" ending drama
• X_intensifies - Added a lulzy story of its inception
• 03bgood - Clean up, vanity article back to normal, ultimately ending up flushing when it re-reverted back to being vanity shit
• Atari 5200 - Attempted clean up and build up before eventual merging with Atari
• Bahar Mustafa - Build up, added new news article about her "kill all white cis males" tirade, and will continue to watch and add to it should anything new about her come up
• Deflate Gate - Massive build up, pretty much made the article, at least the start of it
• Icarus - Attempted build up and attempted saving from getting flushed
• Garrett Simmers - Biggest cleanup job I've ever done, enough said
• Randi Harper - Formatting was fucked badly. Never use "ArticleWrapper" ever
• Twitch - Stub extending
• Red Sox Nation - Yahoo video embed fucked everything past that, removed it and is now back to normal
• Buffering - Stub extending
• Poop.mov - Added most images back, cause they had inconsistencies in the filenames
• Amish - Big stub extending
• Lulz News Network - Added old news pages back in, completing the article. Still missing some webpages due to them being unarchived/lost

Articles restored from ED.com

• Many redirects that won't be listed here
• Scott Bateman
• Palshife - Couldn't reach "edit" option to copy/paste fully, had to add back in quite a few things by hand
• Silly Dan
• LatinVixen - There was no way to view archived source, archived version has all missing images
• Iris - Was no way to view archived source, archived version has all missing images
• The Unix Terrorist - Stub, missing image
• Myboss
• Boars heart
• Hydrozoa - Stub
• Levenator
• DJRaziel
• Unified Diversity - Stub
• WMCritest
• Rodney Harris - Crap
• Sansgras - Stub
• Don Vito
• JackAndSally4Ever - Missing images
• ShaloneSK - Missing images
• Frank D. Henry
• Banned all stars - Missing images
• Noxal - Duo with Vfallenangelv
• Vfallenangelv - Duo with Noxal
• The Real Syko - Missing images
• Sacred Wolf
• The Cosby Show - Now merged with Bill Cosby
• CrimsonNightshade
• Helen Keller - From original article instead of previously flushed shitpost
• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Oath of Service - Lost founding document, now found and back again
• Encyclopedia Dramatica:Administrators - Found original page in archives

Trolls pwned/helped pwn/userpages properly vandalized

• User:Smfislovely
• User:Theantielitist
• User:HitlerWasASaint - Hope you like your dongs and gay award, you wife-beating scamp ;)
• User:CrackerBeebes
• User:AntiDeviantartHater
• User:Mikemikev and his army of continually growing sockpuppets. Perfect banhammer practice. :)
• User:Brovania, a MrEnter babytroll poser, and foiled his plans of using ED as his personal army and pinning everything he did on the real MrEnter.
• User:03bgood - For being a self-depreciating version of a vain POS

Templates I made

• Template:Death
• Template:Troll
• Template:Bureaucrat
• Template:Foreign
• Template:Child
• Template:Ed.com
• Template:Lolcow2
• Template:New

Things that I hope become a future thing on ED

• Contesting your article