Sansgras

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Sansgras pissed off the pro-ana princesses so much that they killed her, chopped her up, and processed her into fat-free ham ... which they then refused to eat.

Sansgras, AKA Beth, AKA Robin, AKA Cari, was a prominent member of the pro-ana community. She claimed to be a doctor, pregnant with twins, a wife and volunteer firefighter all at the same time. For some reason everybody believed her, which may say something about the pro-ana community. At one point a friend of hers posted to her LiveJournal, saying that Beth was in an anorexia-induced coma.

A community quickly formed for the sole purpose of "praying for Beth" and posting weepy poetry begging her to wake up. She did wake up, and promptly packed her bags for Africa where she was planning to work in Doctors Without Borders. Eyebrows raised.

The suspicions were mounting as her claims got wilder and wilder, and the shit finally hit the proverbial fan when she organized a get-together for her fellow pro-anas, and then neglected to make reservations, plans, or even show up, leaving a herd of dazed and angered anas stranded in the middle of Los Angeles. welovebeth turned against her, and was repopulated populated by hate mail for the woman they once rallied to support. She has become the singular villain of the pro-ana circuit. welovebeth was deleted in March of 2007.

It is unclear as to whether Sangras is a fake journal, or just insane.

Amusing quotes

Excerpt from welovebeth:

Bethie,

I tried to communicate with you telepathically. Pretty flakeyville, hunh? I just felt this strong compulsion when I guess I could have been sleeping but I figured I could sleep later, and I did. I hope you wake up soon. We miss you, tht's all. Take your time as you need, I told you, but I really miss you and flakeyville or not, I hope you felt/heard me last night. I keep lighting candles for you, sweetheart. I think of you every day, I really do. I heart you, big time. I'm going to write you a letter and maybe Chris could read it to you. Btw, that postage stamp on the letter you sent to me was so cute! I loved the teddy bear with the presents design of it. I didn't see any US stamps as cute or cool as that one. It's a keeper. :) xo Siobhan

Current Mood: keeping the faith