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HEY THERE! Hey, 1sam234! I saw what you did with cleaning the jizz and butthurt from the Sons of Kojima article I just wanted to say keep up the good work
Hey if you have any info on those fags plz write it into their article. kthxbai Tigercommander 04:24, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Heh, feels good to have helped contribute enough and cleaned this up enough to make it today's Article of the Now. :) 1sam234 12:23, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
Deathnotice
Don't put death notices on new articles, give them time to actually improve. A good rule of thumb is one month, that way other users have time to go in and make improvements. Consider instead labeling crappy new articles with {{stub}} or {{crapstub}} so they can be sorted into the areas of the site where people look for articles to improve. Talk | Contribs 14:20, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
Right, sorry. Seeing 1-2 sentence articles like that annoyed me, sorry for jumping the gun like that. 1sam234 14:23, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
A good idea is to put it in the bad new articles section, so it will be on the front page and more people can see it and try to improve it.--Boudica 15:46, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
Alright then, I put it in the BNA discussion page as a potential new BNA. :) 1sam234 16:22, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
RE: Rick and Morty
don't worry you're fine. maybe you can add some content to the article and expand it a little. reply 15:01, 3 April 2015 (EDT)
Thanks, and done. :) 1sam234 01:46, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
Autism
HEY THERE! Hey, 1sam234! I saw what you did with Improving the wiki Tigercommander 14:11, 4 April 2015 (EDT). I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
editor nomination
Sorry for the delay, I've let the owner know about your nomination. If you don't hear back in say 5 days, drop me a note. Thanks for your patience. reply 15:03, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
It's alright, and thanks for doing that. :) 1sam234 15:06, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
You're an editor!
When you have a moment would you review Encyclopedia Dramatica:SysOp Tasks? All of these apply to you except for ban/deletion requests. If you have any questions, I encourage you to leave a message on my talk page. reply 18:41, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
Sure thing, and thanks again. :) 1sam234 18:46, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
aotn
thanks dude, never set one of those before Gretchen 03:32, 13 April 2015 (EDT)
No problem, happy to help. :) To be honest, that was my sorta first time setting up an AOTN as well, I just used the previous ones as a guideline to set that one up. 1sam234 03:35, 13 April 2015 (EDT)
Ban apology
I'm sorry about what I did that got me b&, I learned my lesson and read up on the rules again during my timeout. I'll take the blame like a man and try my best to not do it again. 1sam234 22:51, 17 April 2015 (EDT)
re:weaselbot
I made a last minute change to my bot before going to bed, oops! reply 18:38, 30 April 2015 (EDT)
Ah, right. It's fine, just thought I'd bring that to your attention. XD 1sam234 18:54, 30 April 2015 (EDT)
One e-mail confirmation hellsession later...
I'm finally back, damn. Since I've confirmed my new, actually existing e-mail address and I'm able to edit again, I'll assume the e-mail provider's learned from its mistake through punishment by surprise sysop spitroasting, and is finally working again. Thanks for getting on that and fixing it. :) 1sam234 02:32, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Vandalism? Really?
I changed that to something actually accurate, and it's vandalism? Theantielitist 18:50, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
Exactly. Thanks. :) 1sam234 21:11, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
that guy looks just like Marjoe. -hipcrime 21:37, 9 May 2015 (EDT)
Separated at birth maybe? 1sam234 22:06, 9 May 2015 (EDT)
03bgood
Okay.Thanks.Yeah I wasn't sure if it was just a joke or it was actually him--Boudica 15:02, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
No prob, and yeah it was him. I'll keep an eye on the article if he does it again. 1sam234 15:27, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
sysop
Grats you have just been granted admin privs. I appreciate the work you have done on ED lately. --Mantequilla(talk) 22:36, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
lol thanks
was testing the bots new rollback of blanking feature, forgot it would rollback past my last edit :P --Mantequilla(talk) 14:38, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
Heh, it's fine. I think I understand why it could though, if vandals remove pieces of the article until the blanking triggers thinking they're being clever little shits, and the bot rollbacks all of them to the last actual contributing user on it as if they never did anything. :) 1sam234 14:45, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
Images: better versions
best version → v1v2—v1&2 have the same dimension v1 is unused and has a lower JPEG quality compared to v2, delete it, the tinypic version should replace v2.
Add this text: "==See also ==
* [[User:Onideus/Categorized_Unused_Material]]
* [[User:Mr Jonzz/UnusedFiles]]" to this page: Special:UnusedFiles —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:56, 2 October 2015 (EDT)
Now that you're an EDitor, you can do this all yourself now, congrats! :D 1sam234 19:15, 29 October 2015 (EDT)
Banning
You're a sysop now.Feel free to ban vandals.--Boudica 23:10, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
Go ahead, try it now. First click here, and click "Unblock Flowers4Algernon" in the lower right.
After that goes through, go back to recent changes, find the spot where they vandalized the Sarah Butts article, and click "ræp" next to their user name. Vermin 23:40, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
Alright, did it. Sorry, still trying to get used to this, and I don't wanna be just another ban-happy sysop. XD 1sam234 00:24, 26 May 2015 (EDT)
Success! Just don't abuse it or pull the trigger too quick is all. Be sure to check if any large removals are actually vandalism before banning anyone and stuff. If you accidentally ban someone, they can easily be unbanned with a few clicks. Vermin 00:57, 26 May 2015 (EDT)
about time
reinforcement showed up ••GeneralNiggerson 00:52, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
that was fun, he should come here more often ••GeneralNiggerson 02:24, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Unless "Automaton" is his last one, then yeah, that was fun for me too. Got some good banning practice in before he gave up. XD 1sam234 02:31, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Still happening, yo. I just hope I get another legal threat from him this time. — VX 02:33, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Yeah, I was about to say, he's still going. He's honestly gonna lose sleep over this? 1sam234 02:35, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Clearly he does. But that's good. Cause then he won't have the energy to rape niggers ••GeneralNiggerson 02:37, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
I'm gonna catch up on my sleep while Mikey loses his, hopefully someone can take over the bannings until I'm rested back up later. 1sam234 04:09, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Awake now, is Mikey finally done? Does he finally realize it was all for nothing? 1sam234 11:57, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Happy 4 years of ED for me
Even though I've only been continually active here since February, go me. :) 1sam234 02:58, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
SoMuchSwagger
Thx for banning him, tho I'm a little bummed I wasn't able to do it myself.In short,long live Ukraine!--Boudica 21:55, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
Heh, it's no problem, really. :) You can "change" the block settings on him if you want, to give yourself the satisfaction. 1sam234 22:45, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
FB and Twitter links
mine does that too... in my case it's because of AdBlock Plus. :) -hipcrime 23:28, 19 June 2015 (EDT)
I checked, and yeah, it's indeed AdBlock that's doing it, I got it too. Still gotta make sure potential lines of article aren't deleted because of piping it, to others that use AdBlock too. XD 1sam234 23:42, 19 June 2015 (EDT)
Trolling Plan
That article is really only the first phase of the trolling plan. I am not really Enter. I only created that page so that people can blame Enter for making that page when he did not really do it. The next phase to become Liquid Enter and troll Enter himself. In a similar way that Liquid Chris trolled Chris-Chan. Delete this comment as soon as you read it and make sure people blame Enter for making that page. --Brovania 18:30, 22 June 2015 (EDT)
lolnope, it's staying. Thanks for the confession, and it doesn't matter if I delete it or not, ED's a wiki, it saves EVERY SINGLE EDIT, so everyone can still see what you put in. We document drama, not create it. Also, we're not your personal army, but feel free to keep making an ass out of yourself, it's very humorous to watch. :) 1sam234 18:46, 22 June 2015 (EDT)
Milo Yiannopoulos
I didn't mean that in a bad way, I just personally think its a really shitty article about somebody who is completely unimportant. Well, to me that is. But maybe I'm getting old I don't get Pewdiepie either. So, sorry if I offended you or anything. I wouldn't know how to improve the article myself I know nothing about this person. I could try trolling them for you if you like, dunno how reachable he is? Just lemme know dude. So again, nothing personal, just my opinion. Cheers! --TROLAHOAR (talk) 12:44, 23 June 2015 (EDT)
It's fine, you didn't offend me, just thought that a deathnotice was a bit too far, especially for something that was an AOTN. I don't know if he has any influence today though either, maybe we or other people can try to find something more recent that he's done. But other than that, I don't see a reason to flush it, it's alright. As for trying to troll them, it's your call, man. :) 1sam234 12:55, 23 June 2015 (EDT)
Kill your self
Fuck the police you deserve it years ago Tigercommander 15:36, 28 June 2015 (EDT)
Yourself is in one word. CobaltCat 15:56, 28 June 2015 (EDT)
Excuse me danish princess Tigercommander 05:12, 29 June 2015 (EDT)
Ben Garrison is the leader of propoganda for the American Nazi Party.
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Newgrounds
[Pre-emptive apology if the deathnotices on some of the subpages is wrong, etc]. I should point out that if it is wrong, delete the notice rather than revert as I added a Newgrounds category in the same edit as some of the notices, just in case I was wrong. LulzKiller 05:16, 9 July 2015 (EDT)
Gekkaneko
"And we now have your phone number. Please. LEAVE. THE. INTERNET. If you don't want your article to continue".
That was why I did banplz. Also any user which asks me to read a DA journal on my talk page deserves it. LulzKiller 14:22, 12 July 2015 (EDT)
Word of advice
I noticed your new ED.com template, it looks good, but I just wanted to give you some advice. Hex values, such as #000000 and #cccccc can be shortened to just #000 and #ccc. User:Deceptive/Sig22:02, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
Thanks for that and the advice. :) 1sam234 23:09, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
Thanks, man. :) Trust me though, that shit was a bit tough cause I couldn't get to the source itself to copy/paste, so I had to remake some of it by hand, like I had to with several of the other 17 and counting restored articles. XD 1sam234 22:34, 15 July 2015 (EDT)
RE: Hi
Thanks, and good advice. --JuniusThaddeus 18:53, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
1sam234, I would like to ask what vandalism you protected the Brian Mueller page from. When I had edited the page last, I had put in a youtube link and then instantly removed it out of laziness because I was too tired to fix it. If it was not for this reason, I just would like to know why, since I have been watching over the page almost since inception.
Cause after you did that, Brian tried blanking the page. I did it just in case, and it was only for a day. Unprotected now, but I'll do it again if it happens again. 1sam234 14:54, 19 July 2015 (EDT)
Did he try to blank the entire page, or just remove the links to his new channels? Cause I did see that part. If he tried to blank the entire page, I always have the latest verison of the page copypasta'd to put right back in just in case he tries to do it again like he did a while ago.
Fatwumbosizeddong 15:04, 19 July 2015 (EDT)
He tried removing pieces of it to avoid triggering BMO banning him for blanking it, so he tried. But unlucky for him, rollback and undo are things here. 1sam234 15:07, 19 July 2015 (EDT)
Kiwi Farms ED page
I don't think the page is going to go anywhere. Just delete it. --DuckFucker666 19:51, 30 July 2015 (EDT)
Hm... Nah. I'm gonna give it a week to see if other people give enough of a shit to add to it. 1sam234 20:10, 30 July 2015 (EDT)
I suggest adding this to the drop-down menu for common protection reasons: Butthurt Revisionism.
I would do it myself, but I'm not a sysop and therefore can't edit interface software text. If this ties into greatly Excessive Vandalism then leave it, but I'm just throwing this out there because not all vandalism is excessive. – Deceptive 15:12, 8 August 2015 (EDT)
Maybe, but added it in anyway cause I agree. 1sam234 15:23, 8 August 2015 (EDT)
Template:Baleetplz
Help, where does the policy say this? —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:38, 8 October 2015 (EDT)
See Encyclopedia Dramatica:Removal policy. Now we usually leave articles open for improving, or else just ignore it unless it's just a shitpost, spam, a personal army request by an asshurt moron, etc. 1sam234 20:10, 9 October 2015 (EDT)
RE:new
if you've got enough time to slap a template onto an article then you have enough time to improve the article. we've got enough nag templates as it is. reply 03:28, 18 December 2015 (EST)
Regarding images
I don't know if this is the right place to ask this, but seeing how there's no PM function I'll go ahead and ask it anyway
So I'm planning on uploading some pics on the user page of Sparx Traxx (autistic and attention whoring tranny/furfag), I read the policy regarding the uploading of pictures but couldn't find any good information regarding some of my questions...
Is it allowed to post pics with the names of anyone who's not important or lulzworthy blurred out here?
And what does "Destination filename" and the matching "Summary" mean?
I felt like asking this just to be sure before I upload anything on here —ThatItalianJackass97
1. Yeah, you can.
2. "Destination Filename" is what you name the file yourself, most often with a container after it(.jpg, .png, etc.), check a few other images to see some examples of what they SHOULD be named. "Summary" is a sum up of what the picture is supposed to mean. It's mostly left blank though. 1sam234 00:07, 29 January 2016 (EST)
Alright thanks for the help, but now I got another problem.
Even though the pics are within the destinated file types, it gives me the following error:
"File extension does not match MIME type."
Hello there. Can you please delete this picture for me: [2]
I had second thoughts and can't do anything but to contact an admin. Thank you.— Preceding unsigned comment added by Midnight's Reich (talk • contribs)
Thanks for saving the article. I'm going to work on it within a few days. RIP AlGore 08:20, 7 May 2016 (EDT)
No prob man, happy to help out. 1sam234 00:38, 8 May 2016 (EDT)
Krappleguy removing content with his own article
Hey, krappleguy/vladimirlenin has been told not to edit his own article, and continues to do so with the ED throwaway account "Pixskull" (using the handle of a youtube user to throw others off). Could you lock the page if possible to prevent him from removing any further content? ColonCansaw 21:12, 3 June 2016 (EDT)
The above person was previously caught trying to vandalize both the KrappleGuy and Manlytears articles.--Pixskull 22:47, 3 June 2016 (EDT)
Some more proof. --Pixskull 20:12, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
Hello!
Hi! I just finished writing an article here: Diamondhortensia and I need help moving it to the Tumblr series category. Many thanks! Radiantpunch 03:51, 8 August 2016 (EDT)
Back, sorry
Was taking a long-ish break because job searching among other things. 1sam234 13:01, 17 February 2017 (EST)
The E-Fags Article On Chris Chan/People
Was this something there before or is Hagibor just doing that to shit talk?Newwaveknight 16:39, 2 April 2017 (EDT)
I'm sincerely sorry
I didn't mean to violate the rules. What happened was I got confused and thought that Rule34 was still allowed because I was on the Sailor Moon page and there is still a lot of rule 34 on it. I will pay more attention to the rules that are right there when you download something. If you could, could you unban me and I will obey your rules as if I was Tom Cruise and you were L. Ron Hubbard or David Miscavige. Once again, I'm really sorry and didn't mean to be an ass. I really enjoy this site.
Join here.
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Fuck the police you deserve it years ago 
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