ShaloneSK

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Shalone does not draw porn!

A picture Shalone drew of the person she LUV'd when the feeling wasn't mutual. I guess love was not "MENT" for her. Learn to spell, retard.

ShaloneSK is your typical DeviantART who believes she can date characters (sounds like someone needs to get laid, amirite?) or change some details onto copyrighted characters and claim them as her own. Never mind them being carbon copies! When Shalone is behind the wheel, copyright matters are of no concern! Shalls is so deluded that when one of her fanbuoys/girls (sadly she has many many deluded fans that lap this shit up) said she should write to Nerdcorps and ask them to put Shalls in the Storm Hawks show, she thought it would be a good idea! Er, there's probably more chance of Chavs, Emos and Furries have one massive orgy than Shalls ever appearing on the show, dearie.

Fictional boyfriends

Shalone never should get one in real life! Why do you ask? Look at her list of fictional boyfriends over the years and judge by yourself:

Axel from Kingdom Farts
Stork from Storm Hawks
Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Derpness
Drobot from Craplanders
Popfizz from Craplanders
Dark Rayman from Rayman (the most recent of her victims)

If they were real, all of them would get a broken heart thanks to her continuous switchings, so just imagine what she would do with the hearts of her real life boyfriends. Holy shit, I don't even want to know!

When she finds a new fictional victim, nobody is allowed to make a pairing with the same character but her! She will run to her asskissers, throw a bitchfit and send them on you by telling that you've hurt her with it. Oh god, grow up, dearie.

Ou-chan

Ou-chan are the new Shalone's husband, she is now the personal sex slave of this abomination and make childrens with him. she have try to remoove again and again and again the pictures with her having sex with him. in all picture, we can see Ou-chan rape her everytime.

Copyrights? lol wut r those?

As most people would know, Shalone is known for using characters for her own needs and claims them as her own. Copyrights? Fuck those, I'm a Disney fangirl! Laws such as that are below Shalone, so do not take notice of them. A perfect example is the ever famous Axel from Kingdom Farts, whom she believes she can date. LOL DONGS.

She loves to make carbon copies of Disney characters and claim them for her own. That Shalone surely is original! According to legend, she was once in love with Jack Skellington. However, this wasn't any ordinary Jack, it was a furry Jack Skellington, only known as "Jack Skellingcat". DO NOT WANT.

Pr0n? Underage? WTF?!

Children shouldn't be playing with tools at a young age. :( For Shalone, rules don't matter, so she draws amazing sex comics. With whom, do you ask? Why, none other than her past love, Jack Skellingcat! Can anyone say yiff?

Just be aware of her sex comics and you'll probably think of her as a typical Kingdom Hearts fangirl who's desperate to even bang the Disney characters in the game. RUN DONALD RUN YOU FUCKER.

A History of Mary-Sueism

One thing Shalone is famous for is her ability to draw countless Mary Sues for whatever fandom she happens to be interested in, and, since they all usually have similar features, she usually likes to actually be referred to as these names (or so her profiles state) and the non-furry ones look almost EXACTLY LIKE HER, they're most likely all self-inserts too.

The first known fandom for which she has created one of these godawful Sues was The Nightmare Before Christmas, in which, as stated above, she made a Mary Sue for Jack Skellington and later turned him into a furfag, copyrighting him as her own. Despite the many people who have called her out on this, her asskissing fans naturally stuck up for her, saying that "Jack SkellingCAT" was nothing like the original and that Shalone had every right to copyright him to herself. What followed was lulz that has long since been buried.

Despite the fact that she still draws herself with Jack SkellingCAT (whom she has deemed "SK" for short) she can always find a new fandom to rape. The next in line was, unsurprisingly, Kingdom Hearts, where she created a Mary Sue for Axel named Enolahs. Naturally, as with all Mary Sues, she and Axel are engaged in twoo wuv and even later have a bastard lovechild. Aside from fucking Axel, Enolahs also wields a Keyblade that can summon a huge-ass cat named "Swiftpaw" (who can also, apparently, fuse himself with the other Organization members' powers), and, naturally, is loved by all of Organization XIII, including Larxene. WTF.

After a short hiatus, Shalone soon found yet another fandom to rape--a new Canadian cartoon by the name of Storm Hawks. In a display of which is probably her worst fandom-rape yet, Shalone created a recolor Mary-Sue named Shalls and has Stork, who is probably the least likely character in the show to show any attraction to ANYTHING, fall in love with her at first sight. She later joins the team without any specific reasoning why and afterwords makes a series of shit comics (similar to fellow Suethor Branca) where Stork is either falling in love with her, is pressured by the rest of the team (whom, of course, ALL LOVE SHALLS TO DEATH) to become her mate and have sex with her, or HAS sex with her in a gruesome display of shiny porn and eventually has her have another bastard child by the name of "Doomey". Even though they are supposedly husband and wife in her later comics, she makes Stork gawk over her and spy on her like some window pervert and they treat their kid like dead weight. Despite the fact that she is raping the show beyond all possible boundaries, her hordes of fans lap this shit up, even drawing her hordes of fanart, most of which are just as bad as Shalone's. Of course, it doesn't help that she plugs this godawful Sue pairing every chance she gets.

In an interesting turn of events, however, she actually attempts to create a background for this particular Mary-Sue, only to have it end up being the whole bullshit "my-mother-is-dead-and-there's-an-evil-tough-guy-on-my-home-planet-who-really-wants-me-bad" scenario that comes with every single other sue. Shame really.

I am not a Mary Sue! And don't tell me how to draw!

Not surprised at the fact some people had common sense to point out that Shalone's characters are purebred Mary Sues. However, in Shalone's world, no asspats and cock strokings literally means "Fuck you, you're a dumbass", as true as that is, she decided a journal would be better for handling the situation.

Also, she creates every one of her Mary Sues with the same ugly red and white wings, sparkly, god-awful colors, and the same damn horrible amateur anime shine,(Zanoya) even on fur, which everyone knows defies every law of anything that is pleasing to look at.

Much to any criticism received, Shalone must create a fuss. How dare any one give her, the supreme lord, critique on her art! Blasphemy, I tell you. It's safe to say she pulled a Snigger here by whining about people not giving her ass pats. ZOMG THEY AREN'T PRAISING ME DSDGDGDFGFDGGT!

Fandom Bullshit

Shalone is mostly known for her Spyro/Craplanders fanart. She loves to ruin the characters' personalities, making impossible pairings, and think she can claim Spyros ownership because she added some minor details to his already butchered character model. Are you THIS stupid? Don't you know ANYTHING about Copyright?

And NOBODY is allowed to pair the canon characters with others (be it canon or OC) or else she will initiate a witch hunt on you. As any other furfag, she has kept the tradition of turning Cyndork into a whore: she makes her bang everything that moves and doesn't, BUT others aren't allowed to pair Cyndork with their character of choice. Oh god nooooooo!!! THAT IS SO OUT OF CHARACTER!!! ONLY SHE IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT! She is the only one allowed to rape your childhood, your favorite characters, fandoms, and so on.

At the current time, she is raping the characters from the Rayman games. She turned Betilla the nymph into a stupid alcoholic bitch that has a relationship with the magician. NOW, what next show/game/movie you will ruining next? Will you turn Spyro into a gigolo or what?

No plebs zone

Shalone is also very self-centered. She mocks people's artworks (even giftart that people made for her), because she thinks she's hot shit. People who try to be nice to her because she is their idol only get a short reply as if she don't give a damn (which is probably the case, since she is only friends with other popular faggots like her but people who aren't as good aren't just worth her time). She can also be extremely rude and throw fits to her fans, too, which don't even dare to ask her anything after that.

Heard that, kids? Don't ask her if you can make a drawing as gift of her characters! She will tell you that she doesn't want it or that you aren't allowed to draw it.

Uh-oh! Copyright Infringement!

Oh you big hypocrite you!

Moar hypocrite shit!

Pure lulz. How the hell can you not know about this stuff? Failure.

Also, some lulz-worth stuff is when she had Axel cut his hair a bit, add a few more markings to his face, and then she copyrighted Axel to herself.

Not only does she have to crap all over these shows, but whats this?

Watch out Spyro! Shalones gonna rape you! That's right, she has another faggoty mary-sue, this time in dragon form! LOLZ.

And just when you thought she was done, she goes and steals the crap out of Lion King (But she denies that STRONGLY. SHE AINT COPYRIGHTING!!D:)

Oh yeah, you can totally see that here:faggotry in the making

Her response?

	“	"from previous comments, people are bragging on about the unoriginal lion king just a few quotes here and there as she says "little prince" she's gonna break out singing! *it would be funny, but then again I can't write no musical! I can't even rap! and blah blah blah BLAH! srsly at first it was flattering but now it's getting annoying I kept seeing it over and over again >_<, please stop comparing stuff with other stuff, I don't do that all the time with others art and comparing it to movies. If the plot/story bugs you so much go somewhere else, you don't need to waste you time reading this. You're just making yourself get all pissed off. (hold her head, meh, sorry if I may sound rude, but I just had to post this on one page or another ...)"	„
	—Shalone, butthurt again.

She's Shalone, she don't copyright! LULZ.

Gallery

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  What's this? Jack Skellington, not a furry? BLASPHEMY!
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  A modified screencap, more proof that her "original" character Shalls is a fucking recolor

External Links

• Shalone on devianTART
• Shalone on Weasyl
• Shalone yiffing on FurAffinity
• Her shitty LiveJournal (you need to friend her to see the faggotry)
• Featured on MarySues
• Finny-KuntGoddess, her personal muff-muncher
• One of her shitty clubs
• Her other shitty club
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