Vfallenangelv

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I like children.

A known Milwaukee attention whore and drama whore. Known for her vast e-harem of men and women that have self-esteem so low that they need to latch on to anyone who displays confidence and leadership.

Crimes

Her various crimes against LiveJournal and the internet in general include:

• Watching various camwhores and posting about the experience to her LiveJournal.
• Stirring up drama and flame wars that pit her harem of men and women against someone she claims dislikes her, forcing them to show their loyalty to her by offering to hack the offending party's LiveJournal, posting disgusting or hateful comments against the offending party, and even threatening violence against them IRL.
• Routinely trades pictures of her in her underwear or leather clothing for items on her wishlist, leading to her having a large amount of possessions despite being unemployed for all her post-high school life.
• Belongs to the inner circle of attention whores at the Bristol Renaissance fair (known as rennies). See below.

Sexuality

Why can't this be a suit of armor?

In the wild, your average North American vfallenangelv will flirt shamelessly with guys she's never met, often speaking candidly about sexual escapades that never actually happened. When she successfully mates with a male of LiveJournal age, she will often get incredibly attached, only to leave them in a few months' time during a screaming fit, claiming that they wronged her. See the above point about stirring up drama. In addition to meeting men through lying about sex, she dresses in chain-mail during the Bristol Renaissance Faire to get all the attention she craves. See picture.

Claims to have been raped when she was 5 months old, which, to use a lame joke, brings new meaning to the term "robbing the cradle."

The Quotable Kendall

• "Fuck with me, and I'll bring the entire city down on you"
• "You're just jealous because I'm a great person."

Known Accomplices

• Noxal

External Links

• Her LiveJournal
• Her SECRET LiveJournal
• Her Moblog
• Her Myspace

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