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[[Image:Lick_lick.png|thumb|left|You're fapping to this aren't you? [we kinda are too. Nothing better to do] Sick fuck.]][[Image:HinaTits.png|thumb|right|Uncensored version!]] | [[Image:Lick_lick.png|thumb|left|You're fapping to this aren't you? [we kinda are too. Nothing better to do] Sick fuck.]][[Image:HinaTits.png|thumb|right|Uncensored version! Don't worry guys this was edited by us.]] | ||
Some [[Virgin|horny]] bastard went to a porn site and typed in 'HinaUchi' and found porn images she has drawn. Which caused fans to go into a riot shouting 'EWWW SHE DRAWS PORN I DONT LIKE HUR ANYMOARRR' or 'OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES' and everyone was just rioting again. The whiteknights and the trolls were once again back. But then it just died eventually. Haha retards. | Some [[Virgin|horny]] bastard went to a porn site and typed in 'HinaUchi' and found porn images she has drawn. Which caused fans to go into a riot shouting 'EWWW SHE DRAWS PORN I DONT LIKE HUR ANYMOARRR' or 'OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES' and everyone was just rioting again. The whiteknights and the trolls were once again back. But then it just died eventually. Haha retards. | ||
Revision as of 08:26, 26 August 2011
HinaUchi is a furry artist who is a lesbian and dates girls and under aged lolis online. She has over 4000 watchers on dA, and more than 10,000 subscribers on youtube.. She has fantastic anatomy skills, and draws nudes.
Rena
HinaUchi has a creative fursona named Rena. She is a sparkledog, who can apparently defy physics, and grow taller when standing up, and shorter when being a normal animal. Has a fucking mohawk, a blue cunt, different colored eyes, a speckled blue nose, blue and gray paws, a blue tongue, and blue and gray nipples. Oh and she can change her fur color on willpower. Overall, Rena is very creative, and has many fans.
Oh and did I mention Rena's blood was blue?
Fantards
HinaUchi has a fuckload of fantards. And most of them are pretty damn funny.
— PsychedelicAnimagus |
— MishkaMish |
— Kapias |
— MutatedSoup |
Renuh also has shit loads of white knights who love to constantly lick her fat, greasy, bleeding ass..
AND THEY LIKE IT.
You see, this is why you stay as far from furfags as possible. [Including your household pets.]
Patience
So, back in November or October or some shit, HinaUchi fell in love with another girl named Patience, or known as patie9. And it was over the internet. They didn't start dating until the 1st of December though, god knows why.
— HinaUchi |
Despite her saying she's bisexual, she apparently decided to convert to just pussy instead of pussy and dicks
HinaUchi made slideshows of their fursonas together to celebrate their "Monthly Anniversaries." Now remember guys, caring for your partner and making them little tributes to show your love is just overfuckingrated. Don't do it. You're not allowed to care.
Previous Video | Next Video
But then Patience began cheating on HinaUchi with someone IRL
And HinaUchi began acting sad- Even before Patience told her. Guess she knew Patience was gonna come to her senses SOMEDAY.
But a few days before their 6 month Anniversary, Patience dumped her and HinaUchi got sad. Then fuckloads of fantards of HinaUchi began attacking Patience
— kittylove35 |
— AcidicRainbow100 |
— xSuta |
— HeartsTehFurry |
But then, HinaUchi had to go and tell people to leave Patience alone.
— HinaUchi |
Which caused everyone to say the same.
— ShurShure |
— Beanie29 |
And so on and so on and so on. This continued for hundreds of pages of comments, basically no hate, just "LEAVE PATIENCE ALONE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG BAAWWWWW TT_____TT" and again; No hate was going on anymore. People just wanted to earn the respect of their beloved HinaUchi. But meanwhile on HinaUchi's page, fuckloads of flamewars were going on. Trolls took the bait and Whiteknights defended HinaUchi. This went on for days, and Troll Accounts were made. Such as the-golden-gryffon, heenaoochi and hinauchifantard!
This caused mass hurting of the butts for HinaUchi's whiteknights, and they began to attack. Then, Patience FINALLY tried resolving it and told everything.
— Patie9 |
She's allowed to cheat on Hinafag, and move on to another boy a week later to only break his heart cause she needed a void filled from her recent boytoy whom she cheated on Fagatron with, Hinafag on the other hand, isn't allowed. Hypocrisy at max.
Then finally after 100 years, [lollookmoreexxageration] people started settling down.
OMGEEZ SHE DRAWZ PRONZ!!!!!?!?!?!?
Some horny bastard went to a porn site and typed in 'HinaUchi' and found porn images she has drawn. Which caused fans to go into a riot shouting 'EWWW SHE DRAWS PORN I DONT LIKE HUR ANYMOARRR' or 'OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES' and everyone was just rioting again. The whiteknights and the trolls were once again back. But then it just died eventually. Haha retards.
HACKED ACCOUNT!?!? OMG NUUUU!!!!
Some trololol apparently "hacked into her DeviantArt account" and deactivated it, causing mass butthurt while in reality it was just her whoring for attention. BUTNAO SHE HAS NEW ACCOUNT LOLOLOL http://ButterFluff.deviantart.com Once Rena got her account back, she completely ignored every comment asking about it and only replied to hate mail with things she thought were witty at the time.
HINA FOR KING OF THE WEB
King of the web is an online competition where lucky the winner with the most votes will take home $4,500.00 Rena decided to join this competition under the cosplay category and posted a journal on her deviantART to gain votes quickly. In the journal see says;
—HinaUchi |
After a few days pass Rena realizes that she can't win on her popularity alone, so out of nowhere she claims she might have cancer, and after people started calling bullshit she dragged her current girlfriends dog into it, who actually has a tumor on his eye. She claims she wants to give some of the winning to her girlfriend to she can get the tumor removed, making it sound like Danielle can't afford the surgery when in fact, she already has the money for it. Rena is merely trying to get pity votes.
I get the feeling that after this KoW thing is over, her cancer will never be explained or talked about by her again.
UPDATE: HinaUchi is losing on KOW for the main contest title she aimed for due to another furfag artist who can't accept criticism on her badly drawn yiff animations is beating HinaUchi by over 9000 votes thanks to more knighting furfags. But Miss Full Of Bullshit still has a chance at winning the Cosplay King award of $450. Don't let it happen.
I HAV CANSUR!!!1
Rena decided to tell all of her fans that she had a 50-50 chance of having cancer or internal bleeding. BEFORE going to the doctor! :D
More info in this journal
UPDATE: HinaUchi insists her mother won't take her to the hospital still. But but it's been several weeks! Surely a concerned mother, relative or friend would go out their way to help this poor child see a doctor for her internal bleeding? Nope, apparently they all live "too far away". lolbullshittingmebro.
I have lied, about suicide and rape
In b4 comments are hidden. So it's true, she DID lie about her suicide and rape. Isn't that wonderful? Doesn't that make her a great person? Proof! Oh and her fans still insist that even after she lied, she's still a good person! Normal people make mistakes right? Normal people lie about rape and suicide right? AWWRITE!
I NEED THE MONEY FOR FRIEND'S DOG
Rena decided to change her story as to what the money is for on her Youtube channel, her girlfriend's dog who has a eye tumor that is obviously not photoshopped.
"BAAAAAW I WANT TO HELP MY FRIEND PLEASE VOTE FOR ME PLEASE BAAAAAW". So sick dog, cancer and hacked, 3 glorious stories to win asspats!
Hina has made a video dedicated to the wonders of photoshopping a dog tumor:
The Breakup
After writing several nauseating journals of her unconditional pedophile adult rated love for the 13 year old girl known as RBC-Comics or 'Dani', 16 year old HinaUchi split from her little grooming pet. Give it a month or so before she runs off with the next piece of lesbian jailbait and smothers dA with her TL;DR paragraphs of how she wants to grow old with thee and be their soul mater 4eva.
Best. Journal. Ever.
After Rena spewed so much hatred across her page but also sickened the minds of so many young fans, one user named * LightlyLexi finally took a stand and wrote a journal that even Rena couldn't flame over properly. You can see this right here: same journal as above, though interestingly enough, LightlyLexi had previously covered for HinaUchi's fake suicide months before...
This changed the minds of more than thought fantards of Rena, but some still remained true whiteknights to their master.
—KitzehKat |
—twilight-wolf96 |
—Bellywelly |
MIND UR OWN BIZNUS
—Ciyasaur |
—HinaUchi |
It's kind of hard to mind our own business when all you ever do is publicly post about your business EVERYWHERE.
Danielle
About 2 days after Samm and Patience's breakup, Samm decided to fall in love with another girl named "Danielle". Literally. Two. Fucking. Days. After. Just shows how "in love" Samm was with Patience.
But get this; she fell in love with her WHILE SHE WAS FUCKING 12. Yeah. She's 13 now, but they "fell in love" while Danielle was 12. Aaaand Samm is 16. Samm has earned pedobear's seal of approval. Samm did the same thing she did with Patience on their anniversary. Made a retarded slide-show to a crappy love song with pictures of their fursonas.
BREAKUP- THE SEQUEL
After a whole month of being pedophilia with her 13-year-old girlfriend, and posting OMG WE'RE GO1NG TO BE TOGETHYUR 4EVUR, they split and the bawwing continued. And did I mention furry lesbian relationships are so srs?
—ShingingDisco on the truth. |
Oh yeah, and Samm was the one who broke up with Danielle.
Confrontation
Whenever someone confronts her apparent "illness" or why her mom refuses to take her to the doctors on dA or Youtube, she either ignores you, hides or flags comment as spam [Not really but we want you to think so.], gives you a poorly thought of excuse or goes into rage bitch mode. Why would someone who could be seriously sick deep within (as she claims its internal) act this way? O right because she isn't sick at all and the only hospital she can go to is the one in Imaginary World[Where we live]. Keep on confronting her on if she's been to the doctors yet, if she's had blood tests, checkups etc, it's been SEVERAL WEEKS since she claimed to be sick, by now she should have gotten all the necessary testing done. But as we all know there isn't anything wrong with her, she's even running for a new King of Web contest which she claims will help towards 'bills, food and refunds for commissions'.
Our bullshit meter is at boiling point right now.
BREAKING NEWS: OMG, RENA GOT A NEW GF!
As of last Thursday, her fans went psycho over a new piece of "art" she posted of her and her TTLY BBF hugging each other... Naked! This, of course, made fans, white knights, and trolls freak out so much. They all was all, "LIEK OMG, RENUH ISH THAT UR NEW GURLFREND!!!!11@!11ONE!ELEVEN! U 2 WIL B 2GETER 4EVA!!!"
Stay tuned in for more lulzy dramas! Teh image
History Repeats Itself... over.. and over..
In terms of not-so-surprising news, a week verbatim after HinaUchi decides that Danielle isn't affording her sufficient asspats from her loyalists and ventures into heartbreak hotel territory, another one of Rena's wretched, carpet-beating lackeys decides to write herself into Rena's book titled "How To: Repetitious Relationships That Never Last". That ought to provide her mistress enough attention to get her through the hour, should it not? You know, cause she's not allowed to move on, or make mistakes, only other people.
It should! And some more! Out of the blue, Rena has suddenly decided that she's in profound, imperishable love with this 17-year-old stroppy cow who never gave two shits about her before the fact. Her fans go hog wild. BUT THEY'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP! STOP ASKING!! Screams Rena, clearly in denial and imperceptive to the nature and consequential laws of internet "dating." You yiff it, you buy it, faggot.
Despite her fervent protests against the popular belief that she and her irrelevant bitch are, indeed, exchanging i <3 u :3's via Skype, she continues to flirt with It and submit badly anatomized pictures of them fingerbanging eachother behind Mcdonalds -- thus forging ahead with her lolcow notoriety.
—HinaUchi on thinking she's got any shred of maturity in her body, you know, like us. |
Furthermore! In lacking any primordial shred of maturity, if you ask or otherwise perpetuate her Romeo And Juliet complex (therein questioning her underdeveloped love for fellow bulldyke, Kyuu or whatever), she'll put you on blast and block your ass faster than you can cry FURSECUTION!
Ps: Cancer? What cancer? (We were hoping it would kill her off by now.)
Shit nobody cares about
[Except us of course]
In an absolutely shocking turn of events, HinaUchi has officially proclaimed her everlasting love for some irrelevant whore (Number five in the past few months?) and despite having said that she won't announce her business on the internet anymore, has let everyone and their grandma know that they're dating. Because everyone gives a shit that this fat, greasy cow is shlicking to erotic pictures of their tongues photoshopped together.
Break-up count-down: 5... 4... 3.... 2.. BAAAAAAAWWWWWWW! [At least we hope, we need moar product to sit around and change storeis on shhhh]
External Links
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