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Disambiguation: the acronym CP may instead stand for Cartoon Pornography (AKA CarP), for this please see animu, or more specifically, hentai. It may also refer to the Chans Portal. It may also refer to CHILDPROTECT, Wikipedia's new policy.

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Child Pornography (AKA CP or ChiP) is what pedophiles masturbate to on the internet: also known as one of the biggest lulz ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the Gnutella network is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at jailbaitgallery.com .

A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with archive.is. The owner of 8ch.net has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.

Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on Ebaumsworld. However, it should be noted, having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an IRL banhammer for life in most western countries (though not in Japan, probably because Japan is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the cotton pickers of the world.

The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that you won't have to worry about prison![1]

	“	It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as drawings, cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.	„
	—Section 1466A of Title 18, United State Code Paraphrased

Mobile CP

	“	There's been a trend now for some years of even babies being raped.	„
	—Denise Richie from Stop Demand

	“	your life is a fail; you is go ta jail; you gots caught with cp; now you will suck peepee	„
	—An ancient Chinese proverb

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Officials are also concerned by an increasing number of attempts to view child pornography on mobile devices, with 16,000 attempts registered. Smartphones, like iPhones and androids make up roughly half that number. iPod music players make up 30 percent, iPads 10 percent and Playstation 3's 10 percent. And a small number of blocks were even recorded against Nintendo Wii interactive gaming consoles.

Ms Ritchie says that shows the issue is being increasingly normalized. 57 members of the public have tried to access the material by appealing against the blocks. All were unsuccessful, but some of the reasons given include:

"I need to look at kids getting ******"
"At 70 years old I should be able to see this"
"Just peeking so I can report it for blocking"
"I fantasise about my aunt"
"I don't have children"

ZOMG

MY MACHINE IS A PERVERT

Some guy was framed for CP possession by his computer, or so he claims—it is entirely possible that an experienced CP fapper will have developed muscles and reflexes sufficient to allow him to move to 43 sites in ten seconds and download all that pr0n, but in any event he got off after a dicey couple of years. This could happen to anyone who practices poor computer hygiene, and in fact will go down in history as the opening salvo of the Computer-Human Wars.

THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO?

If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the FBI HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that Snacks is back and that he wants MOAR CP to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).

Sage is only good for covering up hippy stink. The appropriate response to a CP request is to either post one of the following classic CPs, or come up with some of your own. Go ahead: feed the trolls till they puke.

CP gallery About missing Pics

CP - Now available in crates
Captivate-CS3
Failbook is great if you like CP!
Where sick fucks get CP

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Canadian Pussy
Canadian Pacific Train.
And alternately Rail
Canadian Priminister
Do U get the bear?
Captain Planet
Cartesian Plane
Fashion designer Cassette Playa
Castrated Penis
Catching Predators
Cat Poop
Captain Picard
Carl Palmer
Cedar Point
Cerebral Palsy
Cheerleading Pirate
Chikins Poultry
Captain Ponyhawk
Child's Play
Chord Progression
Chris Pine
Cinderella's Prince
City Paper
Civil Protection
Closed Pool
Clown Porn. (Just as disturbing, yet somehow still legal)
Colored President
Coloring Pencils
Communist Party
Competitive Players
Concert Pianist
Conservapedia
Control Point
Cookie Puss
Cooler People
Coon Property
Cool Person
Cooter Pie
Copy Pasta
Creepy Pasta
Corporal Punishment
Colored Person
Crack Pipe

Crack Pipe
Creatine Phosphate, the chemical CP
Crud Puppy
Cunt Punt
Cyan Purse
Capcom Power
Chili Peppers
Corn Pops
Cocoa Puffs
Creepy Phil
CP cup.
Camp for aspiring child pornography stars
CP version of a notorious CP provider.
CP machinery.
CP in Blood
Cheese Pizza
Cuban Pete
Check point!

I'M POSTING CP

If you wish to supply your fellow Anons with actual CP then it is advisable to enclose it in a passworded RAR file, post it, then kill yourself before you get the IRL banhammer. Fapping to CP on /b/ is considered a rite of passage. Do it and you truly are one of the damned and will forever be a /b/rother. Unless you're a furry. (If it's an April video then you're fine.)

CP? In my /b/? About missing Pics

No more CP for you
The ultimate sauce for CP
CP gets you banned
You SICK FUCK!

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Soooo worth it!
Start up the van!
pr0n?
Fuck them, fuck them!
Asking for it.
OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.
Howto find CP
This CP is now IWF and FBI approved: fap away

External links

News

June 27, 2008 "Jailed For UK's Worst Child Porn" - Britfag indefinitely imprisoned for being a pedo and possessing baby fuck CP (fourm discussion)
February 25, 2009: Wired loves CP and Pimping
November 4, 2011: New York Times: Life sentence for CP
November 13, 2011: 3News: searching for CP is normal now by Brook Sabin
April 18, 2012: Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all
August 7, 2014: Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.

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	Types of CP [-+] Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Child Modeling • Jailbait • Justin Berry • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon • Creepy Phil • WP:CP
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	UnV& Pedophiles [-+] Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • CamHead • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyraxx • Cyril Smith • Dan Schneider • Doomentio • Dr DisRespect • Dream • DrossRotzank • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Geoshea • GalaxyRailways2199 • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • Isabella Loretta Janke • James Terry Mitchell Jr • JaSonic • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • Joey Nigro • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Mar9122 • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Putrid • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Smartschoolboy9 • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • YandereDev • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zeitgueist
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