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MyIDIsPhat, also known as Gary Wolchesky, is a Youtube pedophile who has created over 9000 accounts on Youtube, all have which have been suspended due to faggotry, AIDS, and fail. He is one of the boldest supporters of pedophilia on Youtube, and is of course friends with every baby-raper, child molester, and sick fuck on the intrawebs, and is one of the leaders of the pro-pedophilia movement on Youtube. He freely and cheerfully admits to having lured and groomed a shitload of young boys over Xbox Live, and having molested tons of young boys IRL, claiming he did all of this out of profound love for the children whose lives he ruined forever. Isn't this guy adorable??
Gary is, without question, also one of the dumbest fucktards ever to walk the Earth, being unable to talk in complete sentences, finish trains of thought, or think or speak coherently. Whenever Gary's microcephallic brain is unable to comprehend something (approximately 350% of the time), he rants about how "profounded" he is (lulz). Of course, the rest of us are simply DUMBfounded how someone as fucking stupid as Gary even managed to graduate from elementary school! Some hypothesize that Gary was mercilessly beaten with the stupid stick throughout his childhood, while others propose that Gary's mental retardation is directly caused by his AIDS and epic phail. Which of these hypotheses are true remains to be seen.
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Because Gary is such a mindless wasteland of a pitiful excuse for a human being, he rants endlessly in his videos about his adventures with young boys, and how much he has enjoyed molesting them. Of course, Gary being Gary, he never anticipated that such flagrant and open admission of his felonious activities might actually attract a substantial amount of pedo-hate towards him, or that he might get himself into trouble with the law. Perhaps suffering from a case of unrealistic expectations, Gary thought that he would actually be tolerated, accepted and appreciated by the Youtube community as a whole, and that he would be able to enlighten the Youtube community about the virtues of child sexual abuse.
Of course, the exact opposite happened instead, as it always does to those made of AIDS and fail. Gary's channels have been covered in a shitstorm of pedo-hate, ruthlessly vandalized, and suspended almost as soon as they are created. He has received numerous death threats, as well as countless suggestions that he become an hero. The YTYC and other anti-pedophiles have also taken a keen interest in Gary, and have reported him to his local police in New Jersey, and also dug up his dox and posted them all over the internet. And yet, despite the fact that everyone except possibly Tony Blair knows his full name, address, and telephone number, he continues to make videos about how much he likes to rape young boys, and his plans to become either a babysitter or a preschool teacher. It is only a matter of time before Gary ends up as big black Bubba's bitch in a maximum security prison. In the meantime, however, we can continue to enjoy the massive amount of lulz that follows him like his own shadow.
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yes, he is actually this stupid.
Quotes
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—offering support to LoganSperman2 |
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