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[[Image:MH370.jpg|190px|thumb|right|''BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS!'' The flight path may have been ''diverted'' from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!]]
[[Image:MH370.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS!'' The flight path may have been ''diverted'' from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!]]


You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the [[Goatse|annals]] of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Most of them probably didn't even speak English, - seems like ''no great loss'', right?
You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the [[Goatse|annals]] of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Most of them probably didn't even speak English, - seems like ''no great loss'', right?
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As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now.
As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now.


== Plausible Theories on What Happened ==
== Plausible theories on what happened ==
 
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* The leading theory among self-proclaimed [[Aspies|experts]] is that one pilot was in [[an hero]]ic mood and going for the [[High Score#Microsoft Flight Simulator|MS Flight Simulator High Score]] but proved [[Charles Bishop|too pussy]] to pull off a [[9/11]] so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place - a noble effort.
* The leading theory among self-proclaimed [[Aspies|experts]] is that one pilot was in [[an hero]]ic mood and going for the [[High Score#Microsoft Flight Simulator|MS Flight Simulator High Score]] but proved [[Charles Bishop|too pussy]] to pull off a [[9/11]] so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place - a noble effort.
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* [[Singapore]]
* [[Singapore]]


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Revision as of 01:54, 2 April 2014

BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS! The flight path may have been diverted from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!

You know what they say about journalism... If it bleeds, it leads... right? Unfortunately for distinguished press outlets worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the annals of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy school shooting or Tsarnaev copycat for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a fucking jumbo jet full of chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks. Most of them probably didn't even speak English, - seems like no great loss, right?

As always, the evil liberal Jew media would have you believe otherwise. This is Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit going on right now.

Plausible theories on what happened

  • The leading theory among self-proclaimed experts is that one pilot was in an heroic mood and going for the MS Flight Simulator High Score but proved too pussy to pull off a 9/11 so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place - a noble effort.
  • Can't rule out good old fashioned Jihad! Keep in mind - this is deep shitskin territory we're talking here.
  • Catastrophic Mechanical Failure
  • Controlled-Flight-Into-Terrain (CFIT), unintentionally or otherwise
  • Ball Lightning
  • Meteor Impact
  • Rapture
  • The Jews did it. (Also WTC, for that matter.)
  • HAARP weather and mind control efforts proved successful - as always.
  • The pilots somehow discovered warp speed, or some kind of Stargate, and the plane's crew is currently being gangraped by aliens way past Andromeda right now.
  • Obama did it - not as in, had covert agents plant undetectable C4 on luggage - no, our alleged "president" actually literally boarded the plane and hijacked it Rambo-style. He then diverted the plane into the sun and bailed out in the only parachute right before impact. For the lulz. Still second to Osama on the high score table, though.
  • The plane really landed in China. All those concerned family and loved ones you see on television? They're paid Crisis Actor shills, and this is all a ruse to keep the press silent from the NWO False Flag Attacks in Crimea that will trigger WW3 and a Russian Invasion of the US. Quick, you know the drill! Grab SKS, Go Innawoods. Who Dares Wins. Buy our exclusive gold investor's kit today!

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