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[[Image:JoshDuggarRUNJOYTHAT.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Giving his little sister a finger job for a TLC publicity photo.]] | [[Image:JoshDuggarRUNJOYTHAT.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Giving his little sister a finger job for a TLC publicity photo.]] | ||
Josh Duggar, (a.k.a [[Party Van|Child Buggar]]) is a [[pedo]]-[[hillbilly|billy]] and the oldest son from the sensationalist doc-flop, '[[redneck|19 | Josh Duggar, (a.k.a [[Party Van|Child Buggar]]) is a [[pedo]]-[[hillbilly|billy]] and the oldest son from the sensationalist doc-flop, ''[[redneck|19 Kids and Counting]]', which focuses on the life of the redneck Duggar family, charming people who think there isn't something quite right with condoms and g tolerant in comparison. A [[lollercoaster]] summit was reached recently when it was discovered that the redneck oldest sibling with X many sisters (who were all homeschooled) was a [[paedophile|kiddy-fiddler]] and molesting his 7- and 8-year-old sisters, all of which was reported in the aptly titled publication, '[[Michael_Jackson|In Touch Weekly]]'. Not only that, he was outed in the Ashley Madison hacked and forced to confess all the things Satan made him do. | ||
== The Duggar Family == | == The Duggar Family == | ||
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The police report stated that back in 2002/3 whilst he was still still some underaged [[prostatot]] with [[USI]] on another show about dipshits having children - other such shows including [[Honey Boo Boo]], he fisted a couple of girls around the same age. | The police report stated that back in 2002/3 whilst he was still still some underaged [[prostatot]] with [[USI]] on another show about dipshits having children - other such shows including [[Honey Boo Boo]], he fisted a couple of girls around the same age. | ||
His equally | His equally dimwitted father Jim Bob - who is only 12 years older than Josh - dun goofed when he said that "Josh was disciplined at home" but didn't specify what for, or when, which potentially could mean some [[v&|more lullz are yet to come]], unlike the children. | ||
The reason these historic revelations are now only coming to light is that the police upon uncovering the dox relating to the goings-on under the Buggar-roof, had to spend the best part of a decade trying to work out which of the other 18 children Josh had been [[Fucking|Saveloy-Savile-ing]] - as he had quite a few available within [[incest|his sister- | The reason these historic revelations are now only coming to light is that the police upon uncovering the dox relating to the goings-on under the Buggar-roof, had to spend the best part of a decade trying to work out which of the other 18 children Josh had been [[Fucking|Saveloy-Savile-ing]] - as he had quite a few available within [[incest|his sister-harem]]. | ||
==DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING! HIDE THE JEWGOLDZ!== | ==DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING! HIDE THE JEWGOLDZ!== | ||
TLC removed the documentary from circulation to prevent the <del>world</del> | TLC removed the documentary from circulation to prevent the <del>world</del> five rednecks from the Bible Delt who watch re-runs of it from also finding out that TLC are Jews who make white trash famous, instead of doing what most normal people do and reporting them to child services in the first place - because obviously they want to keep getting [[white_trash|trailer folk]] on TV, y'all! | ||
==Family Research Council== | ==Family Research Council== | ||
Josh Duggar moved to Washington, D.C. to work for the "Family Research Council," whose mission is to do no research but try to convince everyone of to adopt their beliefs. despite the allegations made about him to the [[Oprah]] show - thus cancelling an appearance, which takes the meaning behind 'Family Research' to a whole different level of cluster fuck. | |||
Upon the allegations going public and being seen by an audience wider than the pedo-belt in Arkansas, the FRC decided to cover their asses too, and fired him. | Upon the allegations going public and being seen by an audience wider than the pedo-belt in Arkansas, the FRC decided to cover their asses too, and fired him. | ||
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==Ashley Madison Expose== | ==Ashley Madison Expose== | ||
{{q|The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, in my heart I had allowed Satan to build a fortress that no one knew about.|Josh Duggar, on Satan & Sons Construction, Inc.}} | |||
Fucking children wasn't enough for poor Josh, neither was knocking up his dumb bitch wife, so he went sought pussy [[Ashley Madison|elsewhere]]. But when they got haxxored, everyone was free to see that even if you give your husband 20 children, he will go out looking for other pussy, because yours is as wide open as a fucking cornfield. | Fucking children wasn't enough for poor Josh, neither was knocking up his dumb bitch wife, so he went sought pussy [[Ashley Madison|elsewhere]]. But when they got haxxored, everyone was free to see that even if you give your husband 20 children, he will go out looking for other pussy, because yours is as wide open as a fucking cornfield. | ||
[[File:Josh Duggar Ashley Madison Exposed.png|center|500px]] | [[File:Josh Duggar Ashley Madison Exposed.png|center|500px]] | ||
Revision as of 12:03, 1 September 2015
—Josh Duggar, surprising nobody | ||
Josh Duggar, (a.k.a Child Buggar) is a pedo-billy and the oldest son from the sensationalist doc-flop, 19 Kids and Counting', which focuses on the life of the redneck Duggar family, charming people who think there isn't something quite right with condoms and g tolerant in comparison. A lollercoaster summit was reached recently when it was discovered that the redneck oldest sibling with X many sisters (who were all homeschooled) was a kiddy-fiddler and molesting his 7- and 8-year-old sisters, all of which was reported in the aptly titled publication, 'In Touch Weekly'. Not only that, he was outed in the Ashley Madison hacked and forced to confess all the things Satan made him do.
The Duggar Family
The Duggars started out as a man and woman that loved each other very much. They also love children enough to have had 19 of them so far.
Using the bible in lieu of the Kama Sutra (it being too dirty for their god loving sensibilities), as their religion requires that they have to have one child every time they have sex, and based on their goal to try every position in the book, they are expected to have over 9000 children. Allowing for 9 months per pregnancy, they will be finishing up sometime in the year 12,000,000 (note: these numbers are based on the King James Bible; the Vulgate of St. Jerome will have them finishing up later as it is a much racier book).
The parents were apparently homeschooled by Christian wingnuts like the children and as such only know one letter of the alphabet. Due to this all the children’s names begin with “J”.
It is unclear what exactly the father does for a living but some argue that he pimps out his children and wife instead of working 16 hours a day like the Calvinist he claims to be.
Police report
The police report stated that back in 2002/3 whilst he was still still some underaged prostatot with USI on another show about dipshits having children - other such shows including Honey Boo Boo, he fisted a couple of girls around the same age.
His equally dimwitted father Jim Bob - who is only 12 years older than Josh - dun goofed when he said that "Josh was disciplined at home" but didn't specify what for, or when, which potentially could mean some more lullz are yet to come, unlike the children.
The reason these historic revelations are now only coming to light is that the police upon uncovering the dox relating to the goings-on under the Buggar-roof, had to spend the best part of a decade trying to work out which of the other 18 children Josh had been Saveloy-Savile-ing - as he had quite a few available within his sister-harem.
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING! HIDE THE JEWGOLDZ!
TLC removed the documentary from circulation to prevent the world five rednecks from the Bible Delt who watch re-runs of it from also finding out that TLC are Jews who make white trash famous, instead of doing what most normal people do and reporting them to child services in the first place - because obviously they want to keep getting trailer folk on TV, y'all!
Family Research Council
Josh Duggar moved to Washington, D.C. to work for the "Family Research Council," whose mission is to do no research but try to convince everyone of to adopt their beliefs. despite the allegations made about him to the Oprah show - thus cancelling an appearance, which takes the meaning behind 'Family Research' to a whole different level of cluster fuck.
Upon the allegations going public and being seen by an audience wider than the pedo-belt in Arkansas, the FRC decided to cover their asses too, and fired him.
Of course, Oprah is equally to blame for not referring the family to Chris Hanson.
Ashley Madison Expose
—Josh Duggar, on Satan & Sons Construction, Inc. | ||
Fucking children wasn't enough for poor Josh, neither was knocking up his dumb bitch wife, so he went sought pussy elsewhere. But when they got haxxored, everyone was free to see that even if you give your husband 20 children, he will go out looking for other pussy, because yours is as wide open as a fucking cornfield.
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