Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween is a Halloween store known for its' overpriced decorations and cheap knock-off costumes made by Chink slave children. Spirit itself is owned by Spencers' Gifts, and they are well known for being property leeches who will grab onto any open space in a mall that they can get.

History

Spirit Halloween was first founded by some random Guido named Joseph Marver^✡, in the thousand mile shithole that is New Jersey. It would start off as just a regular old dress shop, but the Halloween stuff became so popular, that Marver decided to just completely switch to Halloween merch to squeeze as much jew gold out of the American consumer as possible. And in 1999, the owner opened the store to new markets outside of Guidoland, and into every shitty rundown strip mall in America. Coming up on 40 years of existence, it is estimated that Spirit Halloween makes 8.4 Billion Dollars every year.

Present Day Spirit

	“	It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,	„
	—singer Nick Lutsko to NPR

	“	Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.	„
	—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!)

Fantards

On the web, Spirit Halloween is very popular with Gothics, Spooktober lovers (yes, they acutally call Halloween that), and boring Christfags who like clean Halloween memes. These people can usually be found on 9gag, Funnyjunk, Cheezburger, me.me, or any other place that isn't 4chan that deletes mean comments.

Gallery of Unfunny Faggotry

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  KAREN - now in costume form
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See Also

• Halloween
• Malls - Where this Parasite spreads most effectively
• Hot Topic - Similar to Spirit Halloween.
• New Jersey - The place where this virus started.
• Hollywood Video/Game Crazy - The stores that they currently inhabit
• Skeletons - They wish they could sell Home Depot's GIANT Skeletons - but whatever
• ZOG Incorporated - Parent company of Spirit Halloween.

External Links

• Spirit Halloween Website

• Spirit Halloween Website -" About Us" section

• Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween Archived 1
• TOW article

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