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'''LeafyIsHere''' (Real name: [[powerword|'''Calvin Vail/Marquez''']]) is a 13 year old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be {{Age|1996|8|18}}. This explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty [[Minecraft]] videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to [[CS:GO]] where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when [[Whitney Wisconsin]] let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom. | '''LeafyIsHere''' (Real name: [[powerword|'''Calvin Vail/Marquez''']]) aka titface / [[chin-chan]]'s illegitimate brother is a 13 year old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be {{Age|1996|8|18}}. This explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty [[Minecraft]] videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to [[CS:GO]] where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when [[Whitney Wisconsin]] let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
Remember [[Retsupurae]]? | [[File:LeafyIsLee.jpg|thumb|My Name Is Cringe]] | ||
Remember [[Retsupurae]]? Titface is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for autism, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so clickbait that even [[Buzzfeed]] feels ashamed. [[CAPS LOCK|''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH'', ''THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD'']], and so on and so on. He also uses boobs and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that [[Pyrocynical]] of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering youtube drama while [[Cancer|CS:GO]] surfing hoping that one day god will mercifully kill him with memes. | |||
==Fanbase== | ==Fanbase== | ||
[[File:Leafytitface.jpg|thumb|left]] Titface's fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard [[faggots]] and [[retards|10 year old kids]] who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" ([[Kill_yourself|Keep Yourself Safe]]) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a [[rage|temper tantrum]] in public like the mental midgets they are. Another reason those fags tell people to KYS is because their parents killed themselves because of how much of a disappointment their child are. | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Tit]]-[[head|face]] | |||
*[[chin-chan]] (his illegitimate sister?) | |||
*[[I am 12 and what is this]] | *[[I am 12 and what is this]] | ||
*[[Counter-Strike]] | *[[Counter-Strike]] | ||
Revision as of 16:11, 20 July 2016
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LeafyIsHere (Real name: Calvin Vail/Marquez) aka titface / chin-chan's illegitimate brother is a 13 year old Chipmunk lookalike who pretends to be 28. This explains why he has the voice of a toddler being fucked by Kevin Smith. Leafy is so fucking autistic that he started out by doing shitty Minecraft videos, before he was literally kicked off the servers for being too much of a retard and edging on how much he wanted to fuck everyone's mom. And in order not to scare away the spergs watching his shitty videos, he has moved on to CS:GO where he plays missions that require zero human interaction. Recently he finally lost his virginity, when Whitney Wisconsin let him inside her, if he promised to bark and not wear a condom.
Videos
Remember Retsupurae? Titface is just like the latter years of that, meaning that he is in fact more cringy than the cringe he presents. So despite scraping the bottom of the barrel for autism, the people Leafy talks about always ends up being cooler than him, since they are not him, and probably know how to shower. The titles are so clickbait that even Buzzfeed feels ashamed. THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH, THE CRINGIEST KID TO EVER LIVE IN THIS WORLD, and so on and so on. He also uses boobs and bulges to attract more peeps, and he is such a faggot that Pyrocynical of all people was able to take his format and slightly improve it. He spends his days covering youtube drama while CS:GO surfing hoping that one day god will mercifully kill him with memes.
Fanbase
Titface's fanbase is composed almost entirely of edgetard faggots and 10 year old kids who will defend their sugar daddy Leafy to the death. These fags will always revert to using "KYS" (Keep Yourself Safe) as a response to most negative comments, and will proceed to throw a temper tantrum in public like the mental midgets they are. Another reason those fags tell people to KYS is because their parents killed themselves because of how much of a disappointment their child are.
LeafyIsQueer Makes an Autist Cry
This single video ignited quite a shitstorm between H3H3Productions and LeafyIsHere, dividing YouTube and creating vast amount of lulz. Unfortunately the video that made Tommync2010 cry was taken down by its creator, and an apology video took its place.
LeafyIsQueer Versus H3H3Productions
A spastic circle-jerk ensues.
Leafy VS. Evalion
Leafy got triggered and butthurt when the youtube user Evalion made various antisemetic, lulzy and /pol/-esque videos. He responded to her by making a typical leftist crybaby attack video against her, calling upon his 3 million 12yo fanboys to mass-report her until she got b&. His autistic attack was successful, and she was terminated (twice) after a two day insurgency conducted by these cocksuckers.
Unstirred, Evalion responded to Leafy on Twitter with a video "exposing" him for being a Nazi
Leafy In A Nutshell
And now you know why he is so angry all the time
Leafy Title Generator
The Cringiest Fucking Degenerate On The Internet
Videos
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Gallery
Rule 34
See also
- Tit-face
- chin-chan (his illegitimate sister?)
- I am 12 and what is this
- Counter-Strike
- Faggot - what he is.
- MrRepzion - another faggot
- Evalion - b& by his faggot fans.
- Clickbait
- Unfunny
- Whitney Wisconsin
External links
LeafyIsHere - avoid
LeafyIsHere - tell him to kys
lanes777lol - His Skype.
Leafy - troll his Facebook- Calvin Marquez - his personal Facebook -
(archive) 
His personal Google Plus- For fun search Vail.- His personal Info
- SWATTED
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