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Revision as of 21:50, 31 August 2016
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Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, Ala, TheLHShowChannel and Lucian Pedoboc) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns a shitty website called BeautifulForums.co – Ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's nudes.
When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.
Beautiful Forums
"Beautiful Forums" is a shittastic internet forum that claims to be about learning to see the beauty in life or some dumb shit like that. In reality, Beautiful Forums is merely a way for Lucian to get close to young girls so he can obtain their photos and add them to his collection of fap material. To accomplish this goal, Lucian spends the majority of his days trolling teen forums and randomly messaging 12-year-old girls to offer them staff positions on his shithole of a site.
He's also paid Tyrone to shill his site on YouTube.
Lucian Pretends to be a 15-year-old on Teen Hut
Sometime last Thursday, Lucian decided to join Teen Hut in an attempt to lure in some succulent young jailbait. Hilariously, Lucian also decided to pretend to be a 15-year-old boy – Something that he might have gotten away with if he hadn't posted his disgusting photos.
Soon after Lucian joined Teen Hut, a member named Best Friend became suspicious of the strangely old-looking teenager who was creeping on Teen Hut's female members. Naturally, Best Friend fired up The Google and searched for more information on Lucian, eventually coming across an article on a fine site known as Encyclopædia Dramatica. What Best friend discovered was shocking! Lucian wasn't a 15-year-old boy at all, but rather a midget paedophile with a history of grooming young wimminz on the internets! Armed with this information, Best Friend contacted the innocent young ladies on Teen Hut and warned them of the tiny threat and then confronted Lucian with the fact that he wasn't a 15-year-old boy.
Lucian quickly came up with a hilarious defense and asserted that he really was 15 and suffers from TsimFuckis syndrome or some shit. Naturally, noone bought this obvious lie and Lucian soon found his 30-year-old midget arse b& from Teen Hut for being a disgusting nonce.
Lucy vs. ED
In August, 2016, Lucian finally stumbled upon the 9-month-old ED stub that bore his name. As one would expect, Lucian was very displeased that he had been doxxed and immediately went crying to his friend LOLNOPE, his skype is professorlh. You know what to do and demanding that they DoS ED. Lucian was also under the false impression that his arch-nemesis, a gay nigger tranny by the name of Micah Dawson, was responsible for adding information about his paedophilic tendencies and YouTube attention whoring to the fine archive of knowledge that is ED.
Lucian is currently whoring himself out on the shit-scented streets of Romania in a futile attempt to raise the 2 million dollars that he needs to bring down ED.
Quotes
Quotes from the paedo himself
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Others' opinions about this sick fuck
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Gallery
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Definitely not a paedophile.
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Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.
External Links
- His Facebook page
- TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
- alakazam on Spam Heaven
- Alakazam on Onision.com
- Alakazam on ragreynolds' forums
- alakazam on YTGamers
- alakazam on Gaming Latest
- alakazam on Lemon-Sauced
- Pedobear on Akylos
- Chat log where he defends CP
- Lucian pretends to be a 15-year-old in order to groom teenage girls
- Lucian pretends to be a girl and defends his bullshit with an alt
See Also
- Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs
- Micah Dawson
- Midget Angle Shot - What most of Lucian's photos are.
- Brian Peppers - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
- Sarah Nyberg - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in its chat room.
- Ragreynolds
- Onision
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