Lucian Hodoboc

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Lucian attempts to prey on teenage girls.

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Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, and Ala, TheLHShowChannel and Lucian Pedoboc) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns a shitty website called BeautifulForums.co – Ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's nudes.

When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.

Lucian Hodoboc is an amazing friendly person and owner of BF.co

Lucian the Fake Asexual

The eternal virgin.

I'm asexual, bro!

Almost as bad as Chris-Chan.

Lucian constantly claims himself to be asexual, but his creepy arse behaviour towards adolescent girls and his love of hardcore Japanese fetish porn suggests otherwise. Among Lucian's other actions that contradict his claims of asexuality is his habit of cybering on IMVU with an avatar that's part self-insert and part Gerard Way. He even paid real money to upgrade his IMVU membership.

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  His IMVU avatar is far more attractive than he is.
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  So fucking edgy.
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  His Gerard Way avatar.
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  HAWT
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  Merry Shitmas!
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  GAY
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  Ala seeks out the perfect 3-year-old waifu on IMVU.
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  He even roleplays as Mikasa Ackerman.
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  Lucian enjoys long walks in the park and statutory rape.
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  HE ACTUALLY PAYS FOR THIS SHIT

Lucian has also drawn "artwork" that depicts his idealized self-insert getting it on with moderately attractive women who are most likely based on several of the teenage girls that he's constantly stalking and sexually harassing online.

Lucian never gives out personal information including his age online and randomly selects an age- safe security.

Lucy vs. ED

The white knighting brony faggot who joined ED just to vandalize this article.

He's asexual, you monsters!

In August, 2016, Lucian finally stumbled upon the 9-month-old ED stub that bore his name. As one would expect, Lucian was very displeased that he had been doxxed and immediately went crying to his friend LOLNOPE, his skype is professorlh. You know what to do and demanding that they DoS ED. Lucian was also under the false impression that his arch-nemesis, a gay nigger tranny by the name of Micah Dawson, was responsible for adding information about his paedophilic tendencies and YouTube attention whoring to the fine archive of knowledge that is ED.

Triggered

Lucian is currently whoring himself out on the shit-scented streets of Romania in a futile attempt to raise the 2 million dollars that he needs to bring down ED.

UPDATE: Mini-Dracula is now telling his contacts that he will launch a lolsuit against ED if this article leads to any "cyber-bullying" against him on social media. Yes, the half-man who was banned from Teen Hut for harassing its female members and being a creepy arse paedophile is actually threatening to sue us for pointing out the fact that he's a creepy arse paedophile who joins sites for teens!

Lucian hates ED, correctly so! Lets get ED taken down!

Videos

Lucian whines about the unrequited love from another one of his 12-year old crushes His impression of Leonard F. Shaner Jr. Lucian pretends to be a loli. Lucian honours Gary Glitter by telling 40 paedo jokes. Lucian defends PaedoPie. Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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  Definitely not a paedophile.
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  Lucian in 2017.
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  I wish to be the little girl.
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  There is no god.
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  DO NOT WANT
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  ALA AKBAR
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  A perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.
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  Lucian finds Scarlett Johansson unattractive because she's over 3.

See Also

• Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs
• Micah Dawson
• Midget Angle Shot - What most of Lucian's photos are.
• Brian Peppers - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
• Sarah Nyberg - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in its chat room.
• Ragreynolds
• Onision
• Gerard Way - His idol.
• IMVU

External Links

• His Facebook page
• His Twitter
• His MySpace - Yes, he has a fucking MySpace account.
• Beautiful Forums Twitter
• TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
• Alakazam on ragreynolds' forums
• alakazam on YTGamers
• alakazam on Gaming Latest
• Pedobear on Akylos
• alakazam on Vegan Forums
• alakazam on Emo Corner
• Lucian on Badoo where his profile states that he is 28

• Alakazam on Onision.com - Forums shut down.
• alakazam on Lemon-Sauced - Also dead.
• alakazam on Spam Heaven - Deader than Porsche Girl.

• Chat log where he defends CP
• Lucian pretends to be a 15-year-old in order to groom teenage girls
• Lucian pretends to be a girl and defends his bullshit with an alt

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