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[[File:MistyChronexia.jpg|thumb|Two nukes were not enough.]] | [[File:MistyChronexia.jpg|thumb|Two nukes were not enough.]] | ||
'''Misty Chronexia''' is, surprisingly, not the name of a [[Hentai|Chinese porno cartoon]], [[BlazBlue|animu-style fighting game]], [[porn star]], or a [[12-year-old girl]] | '''Misty Chronexia''' is, surprisingly, not the name of a [[Hentai|Chinese porno cartoon]], [[BlazBlue|animu-style fighting game]], [[porn star]], or a [[12-year-old girl]] – but rather the name used by a [[Kurt Eichenbald|follicly challenged]] [[Cuck|male]] [[YouTuber]] from [[Canadia]] named '''[[Powerword|Mathieu Brunelle]]''' who posts shitty reviews of his favourite [[Boku no Pico|paedophilic animes]] and click-baity Top 10 lists full of [[shit nobody cares about]]. | ||
{{ | Mathieu also believes himself to be a "[[My Immortal|writer]]" and attempted to [[Patreon|kickstart]] his dream of making his own [[animu]] into becoming a reality by getting his [[Retards|million+ subscribers]] to send him their hard-earned [[Jewgolds]] – the result was an [[BABY FUCK|absolute abortion]] of a "[[Shit|western anime]]" entitled '''Chronexia and the Eight Seals'''. | ||
== Chronexia and the Eight Seals == | |||
One lonely [[Last Thursday|Thursday]] night, Misty was [[Meatspin|giving his cock a spin]] in his cum-stained ''[[Lucky Star]]'' [[Body Pillow]] collection, when he suddenly experienced an [[Existence|existential crisis]] and started crying vehemently, waking up and realizing that every single living moment of his entire life had led up to this moment, the moment where his gears started turning and he knew he was destined to [[die alone|pass away]] in the midst of his overflowing collection of [[loli|young animated girls]], fuckdolls, and virgin piss, [[LMAO|all alone]]. Misty had to do something, '''anything''', to give more meaning to his life, to make is existence moar [[Notice me senpai|noticeable]]. So, he concocted the idea of [[OC|making his own]] [[anime]] using his own [[self-insert]]. | |||
The result was a mass of webtoon diarrhoea that killed [[JewTube]] inside a little bit: | |||
<center><youtube>8Oq6VproLuM</youtube></center> | |||
{{rainbow|And then the fantards flipped their shit}} | |||
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{{fv|EightSealsRantvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<center><youtube>ll5-bUpCAQY</youtube></center> | |||
|<center><youtube>TEe_lHs9d38</youtube></center> | |||
|<center><youtube>41VgbhjgggM</youtube></center><center>'''This tard likes to use his "W's".'''</center> | |||
}} | |||
</center> | |||
[[File:MistyChronexiaMadeAThing.jpg|thumb|Look, mum! I made a thing!]] | |||
[[File:ChronexiaQUALITY.jpg|thumb|[[QUALITY]] animation.]] | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== Galleria de Weeaboo Faggot == | |||
{{collapsegallery|Misty|Misty|center|<gallery> | |||
File:MistyChronexiaFanart.jpg|Fan art. | |||
File:MistyChronexiaWeebHole.jpg|Misty's horribly depressing [[Basement dweller|weeb hole]]. | |||
File:MistyChronexiaIsAFaggot.jpg|[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Faggot]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
== Typical "Top 10s" Videos == | |||
<center> | |||
{{fv|Mistyvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>L11ZpcjL3jE</youtube><center>'''[[Incest]], [[Lolicon]], [[Ecchi]], [[Boku no Pico]]-esque shit, you name it, [[Sick fuck|Misty knows it]].</center> | |||
|<youtube>hf0Pq-5RPR0</youtube><center>'''[[Wut|Boobalicious]]?'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>3iY5gWdS7So</youtube><center>'''This guy can't enough of it.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>MFapkpprOLs</youtube><center>'''Obligatory [[Hentai]] vid'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>U2qtIqjKZvk</youtube><center>'''Reeks of permavirgin faggotry.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>fQNmuITcaQI</youtube><center>'''Faggot confirmed.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>V2ns0RDLSkA</youtube><center>'''All Hell breaks loose @ 2:09.'''</center> | |||
}} | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Gen Zed]] - A shitty cartoon of similar quality to Chronexia and the Eight Seals | * [[Gen Zed]] - A shitty cartoon of similar quality to Chronexia and the Eight Seals | ||
* [[The Nutshack]] - Ditto. | * [[The Nutshack]] - Ditto. | ||
* [[No Man's Sky]] - Another thing that turned out to be complete shit. | |||
* [[Anime]] | * [[Anime]] | ||
* [[MadThad0890]] - Misty, but V& (and a nigger). | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* {{twitter|Chronexia|Misty's Twitter}} - "[[True and honest|Bad Influence and self-entitled prick]]". | |||
* {{youtube|ChronexiaMisty}} - The dreadful cesspit of unimaginable Japanophilia. | |||
* {{twitter|helizasan|Jessica Bruhmuller}} - Misty's wife. Yes, someone actually married this faglord. | * {{twitter|helizasan|Jessica Bruhmuller}} - Misty's wife. Yes, someone actually married this faglord. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:48, 14 January 2017
Misty Chronexia is, surprisingly, not the name of a Chinese porno cartoon, animu-style fighting game, porn star, or a 12-year-old girl – but rather the name used by a follicly challenged male YouTuber from Canadia named Mathieu Brunelle who posts shitty reviews of his favourite paedophilic animes and click-baity Top 10 lists full of shit nobody cares about.
Mathieu also believes himself to be a "writer" and attempted to kickstart his dream of making his own animu into becoming a reality by getting his million+ subscribers to send him their hard-earned Jewgolds – the result was an absolute abortion of a "western anime" entitled Chronexia and the Eight Seals.
Chronexia and the Eight Seals
One lonely Thursday night, Misty was giving his cock a spin in his cum-stained Lucky Star Body Pillow collection, when he suddenly experienced an existential crisis and started crying vehemently, waking up and realizing that every single living moment of his entire life had led up to this moment, the moment where his gears started turning and he knew he was destined to pass away in the midst of his overflowing collection of young animated girls, fuckdolls, and virgin piss, all alone. Misty had to do something, anything, to give more meaning to his life, to make is existence moar noticeable. So, he concocted the idea of making his own anime using his own self-insert.
The result was a mass of webtoon diarrhoea that killed JewTube inside a little bit:
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
And then the fantards flipped their shit
Previous Video | Next Video
Galleria de Weeaboo Faggot
Typical "Top 10s" Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
See Also
- Weeaboo
- Attention Whore
- Markiplier - What Misty would be if he had hair and played the vidya.
- Gen Zed - A shitty cartoon of similar quality to Chronexia and the Eight Seals
- The Nutshack - Ditto.
- No Man's Sky - Another thing that turned out to be complete shit.
- Anime
- MadThad0890 - Misty, but V& (and a nigger).
External Links
Misty's Twitter - "Bad Influence and self-entitled prick".
ChronexiaMisty - The dreadful cesspit of unimaginable Japanophilia.- Jessica Bruhmuller - Misty's wife. Yes, someone actually married this faglord.
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