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'''9fag''' (A.K.A. [[EbaumsWorld]] 2: Electric Boogaloo and 9fag ) is yet another "meme" spawning abomination of a website akin to [[meme|memebase]], [[FunnyJunk]], [[Imgur]] or [[reddit]]. Inhabited solely by [[Heidi Crowter|12 year old girls with Down Syndrome]], this mix of [[12 year old|12 year olds]], [[plagiarism]] and good old fashioned [[faggotry]] creates something that makes your eyes melt from your skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black [[watermark|mark]] of [[unfunny]] death into their [[genitals|lower parts]]. The hellsite then invites [[NORPS]] and [[hipsters]] to comment and laugh and dribble from their [[facebook]] profiles about how [[shit|funny]] and [[old|original]] all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a [[gay porn]] site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous [[dicks]], which could be considered much more fun than the reality.  
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'''9gag''' is a fairly new, shitty rip-off of Memebase, and that is no mean feat. The name seems to be a play on 4chan's name, [[Newfag|without realizing that there are other *chans]]. A place for [[newfags]] on the Internet [[13 year old boy|who think that Rage Comics are hilarious]] and hipsters who think that they are edgy by going here. It gets by though [[Fail|ripping off 4chan memes and passing it off as it's own]] (As if nothing on /b/ had been ripped off from someplace else in the first place, but I digress...). It is another source of [[Anti-lulz]] and [[The Cancer|the scum infecting 4chan these days]].  


==Claim to "Fame"==
==[[Shit|The Site]]==
The reason it has risen to popularity is mainly due to that goddawful [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim|Skyrim]], and it's mutated offspring, the [[Forced meme|most forced meme]] ever created, '''I used to be X, until I took an arrow to the knee''', [[tl;dr|or just]], '''Arrow to the Knee'''. Nary a page on 9gag can be found without another soul-withering post involving a nigh-remotely funny joke about it. So next time you lurk [[v/|/v/]] and you see some [[The Cancer|cancer]] posting this, chances are he got this shit from here.
[[File:Evenunfunnyjunkagrees.png|thumb|right|Even [[FunnyJunk|UnfunnyJunk]] agrees 9fag is [[shit]]]]
[[Image:9gag-army.jpg|thumb|right|[[13 year old boy|Members of le 9gag Army]].]]
[[Image:9gag_creators.png|thumb|right|The creators of this [[faggotry]].]]
The "[[Shit|content]]", "[[Stolen|created]]" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of [[Reddit|rage comics]], lame [[Pun|puns]], [[Forced Meme|forced memes]], and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just [[Unfunny|isn't funny]] is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of forcing one to cover one's eyes in a futile attempt to block out the levels of [[Unfunny|unfunniness]] coming from the site, but in a [[No shit|shocking turn of events]], it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped [[13 year old]] users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the [[unfunny]] levels down even further into the unfathomable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any [[shock site|shock images]] on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of [[goatse]] or [[tubgirl]] would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their [[your mom|mother]] walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her [[retarded]] [[hipster]] excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. [http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained/ Fully explained here], it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from the notorious content thief Reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting at the very bottom of the immense barrel that is the internet.  


==Half-Assed Counter==
9gag also protects images from downloading by right click; to [[copypasta]], simply press F12 while in Google Chrome, click <i>frames-images</i> and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to [http://www.fuck9gag.com fuck9gag.com]. The content in question doesn't belong to them anyway. But why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for [[The_cancer_that_is_killing_/b/|The Cancer]] is beyond us.
One day, sick of 9gag's bullshit "memes", some /b/tards [[Crapflood|crapflooded]] the site. Needless to say, not much happened, [[Raid|considering they were trying to attack others OTI]]. However, the raid did accomplish something. The Jew overlords of 9gag made it so that you now must be "registered" to vote on pictures, therby eliminating the last vestiges of anything that make it look like a 4chan clone. Sure, the [[And nothing of value was lost|attack did nothing]], but if they could get people to [[SOPA|restrict their underlings freedoms in the name of "security"]], anything is possible.
 
===[[Losers|The 9gag Community]]===
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who steal from [[b/|/b/]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who steal from [[Reddit]]
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[lolwut|steal from ED]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[No|think they're the elite of the internet]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[No|think 9gag creates memes]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think [[RAGE|Rage Comics]] are funny.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who [[Retard|think all memes come from 9gag]].
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think that [[forced memes]] are hilarious.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think they're part of the '[[Faggots|9gag Army]]'.
* [[13 year old boys|10 year old boys]] who think [[Chuck Norris]] jokes are funny.
* [[Niggers]] who steal from other websites.
* [[Hipsters]]
* [[Newfags]]
* [[16 year old girls]]
* [[Basement Dwellers]]
* [[Fags]]
* [[White Trash]]
* [[Retard|Mongoloids]]
* <s>[[You]]</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard]] that, even you wouldn't be part of this shit community, which is doing yourself a goddamn favor.
 
===[[Anti-Lulz|Rules]] of 9gag===
The [[Azn]] overlords of 9gag  decided it would be a good idea to enforce rules on their [[Shit|awesome]] website in a petty attempt to stop it from looking like a 4chan clone. The rules listed below resemble both “[[Rules of the Internet]]” which drags their current level of [[Unfunny|unfunniness]] down to unfathomable depths, and [[forum]] rules. Notice how there's '''9 rules'''? [[No|That's so clever]].
 
'''1.''' 9GAG is just for [[Fags|FUN]].<br>
'''2.''' 9GAG is JUST for [[Fags|fun]].<br>
'''3.''' Get [[Raped|Involved]].<br>
'''4.''' If you’re [[Unfunny|funny]], you get [[Raped|Likes]].<br>
'''5.''' [[No|Play Nice]].<br>
'''6.''' Respect [[Stealing|originality and creativity]].<br>
'''7.''' [[Anti-Lulz|Moderate]] your content.<br>
'''8.''' [[Unrealistic Expectations|No reposts]].<br>
'''9.''' Report [[Butthurt|Abuse]].<br>
 
===[[Faggots|The Founders of 9gag]]===
*'''[[Faggot|Ray Chan ]] & [[Chris Chan]]:''' Co-Founders of 9GAG and Co-Creators of a site known as [[Shit|Startup Quote]] which is full of pseudo-inspirational bullshit .
*'''[[Retard|Marco Fung]]:''' Co-founder of 9GAG and Co-Founder of [[Shit|Singboard]] which is an online karaoke program which allows you to prance around like [[retard]] whist singing [[Fat Larry's Band|old songs]] [[Shit no one cares about|no one gives a fuck about]] from the comfort of your own home.
*'''[[Loser|Derek Chan]]:''' This [[Azn]] cancer ridden loser did nothing but Co-found 9GAG, but he did us a favour by not polluting the internet like his [[Faggots|colleagues]].
 
==A Sampling of [[Faggotry]]==
[[File:9gaghumor2.jpg|thumb|right|oh lol you said I'm a penis!!onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven]]
[[File:9gagparody.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of a typical 9gag comic]]
The [[Retarded|uneducated]] masses of 9gag fail to understand the meme phenomenon. Where normally, it's an image, a saying, or a random oddity that get's spread around for no reason, to them a meme is an image macro, spammed ad [[HAI2U|nauseam]]. A veritable "meme factory", if you can stomach the concept. Herein, a small number of their "memes" are listed. 
 
===Memes===
 
* Misused [[memes]]
* Various visual representations of the [[unfunny|same jokes]].
* [[Reaction Face|Reaction faces]] to everything including reactions
* Rage Comic describing [[Shit nobody cares about|a day of the guy who posted it]]. Horrific misuses of [[Trollface]] (Herein [[Newfag|Coolface]]) abound. (Originally from deviantart)
* [[Good Guy Greg]]. Not knowing he showed up at /b/ [[Last Thursday]] and [[Win|posted pictures declaring he loves /b/ and hates 9gag]].
* [[Forced Memes]], like " Y U NO", "[[Fuck That Guy]]" and "[[Me Gusta]]".
* Neverending overuse of phrase "Le", e.g.: LE ME WITH DERPINA
* The only "[[Shit|memes]]" that have been produced on 9gag, [[No shit|have all failed and are only used on the site]].
 
Notice the lack of [[OC|original content]]. None of the memes became memes on 9fag. You can simply get reputation from just copying and pasting an image from [[4chan|another]] [[Reddit|meme]] [[tumblr|site]], and then repost a repost of a repost ad infinitum.
 
===13 year old boys===
* [[13 year old boys|10 year olds]] finding the [[love]] of their lives, using the names like derpina to keep privacy.
* Getting caught by parents while [[fapping]] and [[Rage|raging]], because that's what happens when one is caught beating off.
* [[Rage|Raging]] in school
* [[No|Thinking that they're intellectually superior to their classmates]].
* Being [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] before being sexually mature.
* Complaining about girls [[Losers|before even meeting one]]
* Play [[Call of Duty]] and/or [[Minecraft]] almost all of the time. They get extremely [[butthurt]] when killed in their games.
* Think [[Rebecca Black|Friday]] is the [[Lie|greatest song ever]]
* And being [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] and [[rage|complaining about everything]]
 
===Cancer===
* [[Attention Whore|Feedbacks about site itself]].
* [[reddit|le, derp]]
* [[Chuck Norris]] jokes. While most jokes have the good fortune to [[Original Content|begin fresh and funny]], Chuck Norris jokes were <i>never</i> funny. Also, Norris himself hates them. Which is the entire point, so keep posting Norris jokes at every opportunity, preferably on [http://www.facebook.com/officialchucknorrispage Chuck's Facebook].  
* People posting the screenshot of their own youtube comment and posting on 9fag as if they accidentally found it, then writing [[X Y is X|"Epic comment is Epic"]]
* "Still a better love story than Twilight" joke, because 9fags realized that everyone hates [[Twilight]] so they [[trying too hard|try hard]] to fit in by dissing it.
* Posting an image which only has white text and white background.
* 9fags usually buy meme T-Shirts [[No|because they think IT IS THE SHIZZZNITZZFUCKYOU]].<br>
 
===Social Disaster===
* [[Hipster|Hipsters]] worshipping [[Fat Larry's Band|old/obscure/reverse attention whoring bands]]
* 9fags who were born in the 90's think they're [[Retarded|awesome]].
* [[attention whore|If you remember this, you are awesome]] (everybody)
* Inviting people to create awareness of [[environmentalism]] by plastering [[nobody cares|'''PLEASE CLICK LIKE AND SHARE''']] all over their post because [[Fucktard|that will surely save the planet]] - saving teh [[world]]!!oen1
* Anti-American jokes. Most 9gag users pretend to be pretentious [[Brazil|Brazilians]] and love to say that "Americunts won't get this.".
* That awkward moment when... well nothing, but all the readers are [[Aspie|socially awkward]], so they think ordinary stuff is awkward.
<br>
Because sample mean is an unbiased point estimator of the population mean, [[fact|we  can conclude]] that the entire website and all its users are complete and utter [[shit]].
 
==The Heidi Crowter Affair==
[[Image:9gag_potatogirl.jpg|thumb|right|[[Heidi Crowter|Those Monsters!]]]]
[[Last Thursday|For some time]], there was one [[Advice dog/variants|Advice Dog Variant]] that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with [[Retard|Down Syndrome]]. The toddlers name was [[Heidi Crowter]], and her face spawned the Potato variant.
 
Flash forward to 2012. An article about some retarded girl looking suspiciously like our dear Potato girl surfaced in The Daily Mail. The article featured a butthurt mother complaining that her drooling failed abortion had [[BAWWWW|seen a mean picture of her as a child]], when in reality, it was yet another attention whore trying to cash in on barely-deserved e-fame. Of course, this only served to make /b/ laugh harder, but, despite 9gag thinking this shit was hilarious to begin with, it [[Pussy|collectively felt bad about it]]. This didn't stop Anon from using the opportunity to paint 9gag as a hate site coinciding with another proper raid, because [[Party Van|we all know what happened last time a site was designated hateful]]. The ploy fell flat on it's face, as all raids do now, but it appears to be the weapon of choice now, that being manipulation of public opinion; while the actual raid was successful until the owners realized that they could actually disable parts of their own site.
 
[[Yes|Will the raids continue?]] [[Maybe|Will 9gag actually die from the sheer amount of cancer inhabiting it?]] [[No|Does anybody fucking care anymore?]]
 
This event began a trend of blaming 9gag. After the Heidi Crowter affair, blaming 9gag was part of [[OpRollRedRoll|#OpRollRedRoll]] and [[Cut4Bieber|#Cut4Bieber]].
 
==Trolling==
* Tell them 9gag is a bad copy of all other [[meme]] sites.
* Tell them that most of the [[Shit|content]] on their site is [[stolen]].
* Tell them that the entire website is [[unfunny]].
* Tell them that the entire [[Losers|community]] don't understand the meme phenomenon.
* Tell them that all the of the memes on 9gag [[Stolen|come from other sites]].
* Tell them that the [[Shit|content]] on 9gag is neither original or creative.
* Tell them 9gag doesn't even support adding [[text]] on [[pictures]] unlike its competitors.
* Tell them 9gag is [[mainstream]].
* Tell them 9gag is full of [[13-year-old boys|middle school kids]] who still think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
* Send them popular and [[unfunny]] pictures from 9gag.
* Tell them owner of 9gag is using their shitty image combinations for [[profit]]. [[Hipsters]] hate money.
* Tell them 9gag is an [[image macro]] [[popular|popularity contest]].
* Ask them why they hate [[Heidi Crowter|retarded people]].
* [[Truth|Tell them none of the memes posted on 9gag become a meme on 9gag]].
* Tell them they are the newest [[newfags]].
* Tell them that 9gaggers are the shit eaters of the [[internet]], because they laugh at any dead and old [[meme]] that has ever existed.
* Tell them they are [[Cancer|the cancer of the internet]].
* Tell them that they very much do have a soul.
* Be advised that they compare Faggotbook pages to judge popularity (and, in their twisted logic, quality of content).
 
==9faggotry==
 
{{cg|9faggotry|none|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Leader of 9gag army.jpg
Image:Dead_soldier_1.jpg|[[Why do you hate freedom?]]
Image:Stupid Shit 3.jpeg|They think that somebody gives a shit about them.
Image:Stupid Shit 4.jpeg|[[Rage|...]]
Image:9gag unfunny.jpg|There's someone out there who finds this funny.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Dead_soldier_2.jpg|Another one
Image:Dead_soldier_3.jpg|And another
Image:Serious_strike.jpg|Because [[gore]] and [[porn]] will totally destroy [[B|/b/]].
Image:say_le_one_more_time.jpg|Finally, a [[nigger]] acting normally.
Image:9gag_shit.png|[[Fact|9gag picks up the shit Reddit leaves behind]].
Image:9gag_thieves.jpg|This proves that 9fags are [[Nigger|thieving niggers]].
Image:9gag_loves_shit.jpg|[[Truth|An accurate depiction]] of a 9fag's reaction.
Image:9gag_summary.jpg|A basic summary of the "[[Shit|content]]" you'll find on 9fag.
Image:9gag_notstolen.jpg|[[Stolen|Definitely not stolen]].
Image:If you know what I mean..png|The aforementioned "[[Shit|memes]]" produced on 9gag.
Image:Tada.png|Not surprisingly, they all failed.
Image:Sad Bear Man.jpg
Image:9gag_audience.png|[[Truth|An accurate depiction of 9gag's audience]].
Image:9gag_faggorty.jpg|A [[butthurt]] 9fagger.
Image:9gag_faggorty2.jpg|Dangerous levels of [[faggotry]] are emitting from this image.
Image:9gag_operation_takedown.jpg|[[No|Yeah, that'll surely teach 4chan not to mess with 9gag!]]
Image:9gag_faggotry.jpg|[[Gay|Definitely not gay]].
Image:Summary_of_9gag_army.jpg|[[Truth|A brief summary of the 9gag Army]].
Image:Reaction_to_9gag_army.gif|What one should do when coming in contact with a member of the "[[Faggot|9gag Army]]".
Image:9gag_butthurt.jpg|[[Retarded|Posting memes on the site where they originally came from will surely bring 4chan down!]]
Image:9gag_reaction.png|How one should react when coming into contact with a [[Faggot|9gagger]].
Image:Digestive_system of the_internet.png|[[Fact]].
Image:That'll_teach_em.jpg|[[No|Yup, that'll teach 4chan!]]
Image:9gag_reaction2.jpg|This is what facial expression one should have when coming into contact with a [[Shit|9gag image]].
Image:Lolcatsarentfunnystupidshit.png|OMG! A CAT IS CLEANING HIMSELF!! SO [[Unfunny|FUNNY]]!! LET'S MAKE A MEME!!(also [[MSPaint]])
File:BEHOLD THE 9GAG ARMY.png
</gallery>}}{{clear}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[s4s/|/s4s/]]
*[[Reddit]]
*[[Watermark]]
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Newfags]]
*[[Funnyjunk]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Ifunny]]
*[[Lolcats]], the parent site of Memebase and the template for this site.
*[[Lolcats]], the parent site of Memebase and the template for this site.
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim#"Memes"|Arrow to the Knee]]
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim#"Memes"|Arrow to the Knee]]
*[[Bright Neon Nike Shirt]] - clothing of choice for 9gag users
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE&feature=context-gch| This video sums up 9Gag]
*[[HUGELOL|9gag's Retarded Little Brother]]


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Latest revision as of 22:15, 25 March 2017

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HOLY SHIT 9gag is the exact same as Reddit!!!1
Eat it up. Eat it all up.

9fag (A.K.A. EbaumsWorld 2: Electric Boogaloo and 9fag ) is yet another "meme" spawning abomination of a website akin to memebase, FunnyJunk, Imgur or reddit. Inhabited solely by 12 year old girls with Down Syndrome, this mix of 12 year olds, plagiarism and good old fashioned faggotry creates something that makes your eyes melt from your skull at a single glance. This turd of a website scours the lowest depths of the interwebs scrapyard, digs out age old images and burns it's black mark of unfunny death into their lower parts. The hellsite then invites NORPS and hipsters to comment and laugh and dribble from their facebook profiles about how funny and original all the bollocks simmering in front of them is. It also happens to have a name that sounds like a gay porn site that specializes in throat fucking from numerous dicks, which could be considered much more fun than the reality.

The Site

Even UnfunnyJunk agrees 9fag is shit
Members of le 9gag Army.
The creators of this faggotry.

The "content", "created" by newfags on this site are composed mainly of rage comics, lame puns, forced memes, and just about anything that has already been made on other sites or that just isn't funny is mostly featured on 9gag. Meme use in this site has reached unimaginable levels of exploitation, every comic made on 9gag is mostly composed of rather overused memes to the point of forcing one to cover one's eyes in a futile attempt to block out the levels of unfunniness coming from the site, but in a shocking turn of events, it still manages to cause the mentally handicapped 13 year old users to laugh and clap their hands like paraplegic seals, just before typing a quick reaction comment that somehow manages to drag the unfunny levels down even further into the unfathomable depths. 9faggers claim they have no soul, despite the distinct lack of any shock images on their site, and the mere viewing of a small dosage of goatse or tubgirl would probably send them into a deep psychological coma, blubbering and twitching on the floor until their mother walks in and breathes a sigh of relief that she will never have to deal with her retarded hipster excuse of a son ever again. It has finally been fully proved that 9gag does in fact outright steal other sites content, and will feverishly attempt to cover it up. Fully explained here, it is a sad state of affairs when a site's only main source of content is from the notorious content thief Reddit, therefore leaving 9gag a shriveled speck of indecency rotting at the very bottom of the immense barrel that is the internet.

9gag also protects images from downloading by right click; to copypasta, simply press F12 while in Google Chrome, click frames-images and pick the jpg file you want to download. If you want to delete 9gag watermark, copy the url to fuck9gag.com. The content in question doesn't belong to them anyway. But why anybody would want 9gag images for anything other than developing cures for The Cancer is beyond us.

The 9gag Community

Rules of 9gag

The Azn overlords of 9gag decided it would be a good idea to enforce rules on their awesome website in a petty attempt to stop it from looking like a 4chan clone. The rules listed below resemble both “Rules of the Internet” which drags their current level of unfunniness down to unfathomable depths, and forum rules. Notice how there's 9 rules? That's so clever.

1. 9GAG is just for FUN.
2. 9GAG is JUST for fun.
3. Get Involved.
4. If you’re funny, you get Likes.
5. Play Nice.
6. Respect originality and creativity.
7. Moderate your content.
8. No reposts.
9. Report Abuse.

The Founders of 9gag

A Sampling of Faggotry

oh lol you said I'm a penis!!onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven
Artist's depiction of a typical 9gag comic

The uneducated masses of 9gag fail to understand the meme phenomenon. Where normally, it's an image, a saying, or a random oddity that get's spread around for no reason, to them a meme is an image macro, spammed ad nauseam. A veritable "meme factory", if you can stomach the concept. Herein, a small number of their "memes" are listed.

Memes

Notice the lack of original content. None of the memes became memes on 9fag. You can simply get reputation from just copying and pasting an image from another meme site, and then repost a repost of a repost ad infinitum.

13 year old boys

Cancer

Social Disaster


Because sample mean is an unbiased point estimator of the population mean, we can conclude that the entire website and all its users are complete and utter shit.

The Heidi Crowter Affair

Those Monsters!

For some time, there was one Advice Dog Variant that just wouldn't die like most do. This one in particular involved a toddler with Down Syndrome. The toddlers name was Heidi Crowter, and her face spawned the Potato variant.

Flash forward to 2012. An article about some retarded girl looking suspiciously like our dear Potato girl surfaced in The Daily Mail. The article featured a butthurt mother complaining that her drooling failed abortion had seen a mean picture of her as a child, when in reality, it was yet another attention whore trying to cash in on barely-deserved e-fame. Of course, this only served to make /b/ laugh harder, but, despite 9gag thinking this shit was hilarious to begin with, it collectively felt bad about it. This didn't stop Anon from using the opportunity to paint 9gag as a hate site coinciding with another proper raid, because we all know what happened last time a site was designated hateful. The ploy fell flat on it's face, as all raids do now, but it appears to be the weapon of choice now, that being manipulation of public opinion; while the actual raid was successful until the owners realized that they could actually disable parts of their own site.

Will the raids continue? Will 9gag actually die from the sheer amount of cancer inhabiting it? Does anybody fucking care anymore?

This event began a trend of blaming 9gag. After the Heidi Crowter affair, blaming 9gag was part of #OpRollRedRoll and #Cut4Bieber.

Trolling

9faggotry

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See Also


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9gag is part of a series on Dying Alone

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Those Who Have Died Alone

Aaron Alexis ☠ Aaron Bushnell ☠ Aaron Swartz ☠ Adam Lanza ☠ Alexis Arquette ☠ Amanda Todd ☠ Amy Winehouse ☠ Anal Cunt ☠ Andy Kaufman ☠ Angry Grandpa ☠ Anna Nicole Smith ☠ Anthony Warner ☠ Asa Coon ☠ Brian Adams ☠ Brandon Crisp ☠ Byuu ☠ Charmaine Dragun ☠ Cho Seung-Hui ☠ Chris Benoit ☠ Chris Harper-Mercer ☠ Chyna ☠ Codey Porter ☠ David Bowie ☠ David Carradine ☠ Dragoneer ☠ Eazy-E ☠ Edarem ☠ Elliot Rodger ☠ Elvis Presley ☠ George Sodini ☠ Gizgiz ☠ Gleb Korablev ☠ HappyCabbie ☠ Harambe ☠ H.P. Lovecraft ☠ Heath Ledger ☠ Jake Davison ☠ Jeff Weise ☠ JewWario ☠ Jim Morrison ☠ Kate Spade ☠ Kitty0706 ☠ Kurt Cobain ☠ Lemonade Coyote ☠ Leelah Alcorn ☠ Lil Peep ☠ Lilo ☠ Loki Blackfang ☠ Lowtax ☠ Mia Janin ☠ Megan Meier ☠ Michael Jackson ☠ Mitchell Henderson ☠ MySpace ☠ Nathan Gale ☠ Nikita Lytkin ☠ Otoya Yamaguchi ☠ Pekka-Eric Auvinen ☠ Prince ☠ Randy Stair ☠ Rehtaeh Parsons ☠ Ricardo Lopez ☠ Rina Palenkova ☠ Ripper ☠ Robin Williams ☠ Ronnie McNutt ☠ Rudolph Zurick ☠ Ryan Palmeter ☠ Shawn Woolley ☠ Shay ☠ Shuaiby ☠ Sol Pais ☠ Stephen Paddock ☠ Steve Stephens ☠ Thomas Matthew Crooks ☠ Tony48219 ☠ TooDamnFilthy ☠ Tyler Dumstorf ☠ Vester Flanagan ☠ William Atchison ☠ XXXTentacion ☠ Zhao Zewei

Those Dying Alone

03bgood ☠ 2cash ☠ 2 gryphon ☠ 7jackass77 ☠ Adam Sandler ☠ Ahuviya Harel ☠ AIDS Skrillex ☠ AkewsticRockR ☠ Alex Ford ☠ Alison Rapp ☠ America's Third Party ☠ Amy Schumer ☠ Andrew Allanson ☠ Angry Joe ☠ AnimatedJames ☠ Anita Sarkeesian ☠ Anonymous Borg ☠ Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto ☠ Antony Aguilar ☠ April Davis ☠ Aquagirlwhitefox ☠ Argent009 ☠ Arguecat3 ☠ Arin Hanson ☠ Armake21 ☠ Asalieri ☠ Asher2500 ☠ Austin Alexander ☠ AvantGardePony ☠ Bambifan101 ☠ Barneyfag ☠ Basement Dwellers ☠ Ben Ford ☠ Ben Moynihan ☠ Benny_the_Snake ☠ Benthelooney ☠ Big Red ☠ Bikerfox ☠ Bill9929 ☠ Bill Gaede ☠ Bill Gates ☠ BLACKbusterCritic ☠ Bob Rehahn ☠ BrandontheMovieGuy ☠ Brandon Smith ☠ Brian Mueller ☠ Brian Richard Zaiger ☠ Brianna Wu ☠ Bronies ☠ ButLova ☠ ByAppointmentTo ☠ Carl the Cuck ☠ Cartoonjunkie ☠ Caseydecker ☠ CatboyKami ☠ Cheeyev ☠ Chloe Sagal ☠ Chris-chan ☠ Chris Crocker ☠ Chuck M. ☠ Clint of Rise and Fall ☠ CopperCab ☠ Corey Margera ☠ Coughlan666 ☠ Crazyvideosandrants ☠ Crinklemon ☠ Cyraxx ☠ Daniel Brandt ☠ Dan Cilley ☠ Dane Cook ☠ Dani Filth ☠ Darius McCollum ☠ Darknessthecurse ☠ DarksydePhil ☠ Dave Chapelle ☠ Dave Mustaine ☠ David Hockey ☠ Daxflame ☠ DBoyWheeler ☠ Deeker ☠ DeterminedToDrawUT ☠ Dev-catscratch ☠ DGTrixie ☠ Diaper Boy ☠ Dillon Cossey ☠ Diogo Mendes ☠ DisneyFan01 ☠ DisneyMaster ☠ DJ KEEMSTAR ☠ Dnepropetrovsk maniacs ☠ DodgerofZion ☠ Dogpatch Press ☠ Don Roberts ☠ Doodletones ☠ Doomer3868 ☠ Dorian_Gay ☠ Doug Walker ☠ Drakon ☠ DrossRotzank ☠ Doomentio ☠ Dustin ☠ EDP445 ☠ Emer Prevost ☠ Emos ☠ Epic Fat Guy ☠ EpicKitty54 ☠ Eric Abramov ☠ Eric Ridenour ☠ Erik Ribsskog ☠ ErtasVideos ☠ Filthy Frank ☠ Fagolescents ☠ FanFic Critic ☠ Fast Eddie ☠ Fat Man ☠ Faust & Pory ☠ Five Nights at Freddy's fans ☠ Flardox ☠ Fluffy teh wolf ☠ ForeverKailyn ☠ Friends of A-Log ☠ Furries ☠ G-Zay ☠ Gather Against Fate ☠ George Lopez ☠ Geoshea ☠ Ghost ☠ Girlvinyl ☠ Globelamp ☠ GoddessMillenia ☠ Graykat ☠ Greg Mazujian ☠ Gwen Gale ☠ Gwen Stefani ☠ Harmful Opinions ☠ Hellkiller777 ☠ I Dislike Cis People ☠ I Hate Everything ☠ Ian Miles Cheong ☠ Ichverbot ☠ icze⁴r ☠ Imma-The-Deer ☠ InkBunny ☠ Isabella Loretta Janke ☠ Jamil The King ☠ Jessi Slaughter ☠ Jessica Leeds ☠ Jim Profit ☠ JINXDROWNED ☠ Joe Crusher Pickles ☠ Joeker ☠ John Bulla ☠ John Field ☠ John Kricfalusi ☠ John Patrick Rogers ☠ Jonathan McIntosh ☠ Jonmon ☠ JonTron ☠ Joseph Camp ☠ Joseph8276 ☠ Joshua "Null" Moon ☠ Juggalos ☠ JustinRPG ☠ Kat Dennings ☠ Kendall Jenner ☠ Keegan Salisbury ☠ Kathleen Todd ☠ Kenny Glenn ☠ Kevin Havens ☠ Keffals ☠ Kimmo Johan Alm ☠ KingEmpoleon ☠ KingMasterReview ☠ Krashed ☠ Laci Green ☠ Larry the Cable Guy ☠ Lauren Faust ☠ LeafyIsHere ☠ Lecarick ☠ Leigh Alexander ☠ LeisureSuitGaming ☠ Lena Dunham ☠ Leonard F. Shaner Jr. ☠ Leslie Jones ☠ LifeInATent ☠ Likeicare ☠ Linkara ☠ LittleCloud ☠ LittleKuriboh ☠ Logo Kids ☠ Lordelthibar ☠ Low Tier God ☠ Lucian Hodoboc ☠ M. Chaos ☠ A Man in Black ☠ Manchildren ☠ Mar9122 ☠ Marbles ☠ MarioMario456 ☠ Mariotehplumber ☠ Marjan Siklic ☠ masteroogwgay ☠ Matthew Davis ☠ Matthew Nicholson ☠ McJuggerNuggets ☠ MDetector5‎ ☠ Meowbark ☠ MeganSpeaks ☠ Michael Batton ☠ Michael Fitzhywel ☠ Michael Gimson ☠ Mike Sandy ☠ Moleman9000 ☠ Monica Punk ☠ MonkeyGameGuides ☠ Moviebob ☠ Mumkey Jones ☠ MuZemike ☠ MylarBalloonFan ☠ MysteriousMrEnter ☠ MysticArk ☠ NaokoElric2250 ☠ NawlinWiki ☠ Neckbeards ☠ NeoGAF ☠ Nick Bate ☠ Nick Bravo ☠ Nikkineko333 ☠ Noah Antwiler ☠ Nostalgia Chick ☠ Notch ☠ Nullcherri ☠ Objectfags ☠ OFWGKTA ☠ Onideus Mad Hatter ☠ Onyx Forepaw ☠ Pacificoceanasia ☠ PaigeGirl ☠ Paul Feig ☠ Paulie Calafiore ☠ Parkourdude91 ☠ Peter Bright ☠ Peter Coffin ☠ PhantomStrider8 ☠ Phil Fish ☠ PhunWithLogic ☠ Pinkiepony ☠ Pit Viper ☠ Pixyteri ☠ Peluchin Entertainment ☠ PMRants ☠ Preachingthegospel ☠ Quentin Tarantino ☠ Rachael MacFarlane ☠ Randi Harper ☠ Richard Reid ☠ Ricki Raven ☠ RMG Productions ☠ Robert Stainton ☠ Robert Wayne Stiles ☠ Rockosocko ☠ Romeo Rose ☠ Rootbrian ☠ Rose3212 ☠ Ryan Routh ☠ Sad Frog ☠ SammyClassicSonicFan ☠ Sam Pepper ☠ Sarah Butts ☠ Sarahisnifty ☠ SaturnDOS ☠ Sceptre ☠ Schnookums ☠ Segacamp ☠ Sega Kid ☠ Seth MacFarlane ☠ Sethisto ☠ Shadman ☠ Simply Okami ☠ Slowbeef & Diabetus ☠ Snapesnogger ☠ Sonic Savior ☠ Sonmanic ☠ Sony-Mae ☠ Sophie Labelle ☠ Spax3 ☠ Stormy ☠ Superlisamcb ☠ Susan Boyle ☠ Tara Strong ☠ TheAmazingAtheist ☠ TheDOSFag ☠ TheSockDetective ☠ Tim Buckley ☠ TJ Lane ☠ Todd in the Shadows ☠ Tom Preston ☠ ToonEGuy ☠ Tourneyfags ☠ Trey Eric Sesler ☠ Trigglypuff ☠ Tyciol ☠ Tyler Garmany ☠ Ulillillia ☠ The Unknown Autobot ☠ Vade ☠ VinceintheBay ☠ Wade Fulp ☠ WeatherManKevin ☠ Wesley!!! ☠ WoWfan4life ☠ Wwwarea ☠ Weegeeisgoingtokillm ☠ Xenuria ☠ YandereDev ☠ Yoshiwii1 ☠ You ☠ youngbloodfantasy91 ☠ Zoe Quinn ☠ Zone

Their Methods

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