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| [[File:Middle-finger-vector-597880.jpg|200px|center]] | | An '''Angel Day''' or '''Angelversary''' is a most joyous occasion that is often celebrated by the childless, middle-aged [[women]] who [[Memorial Page Tourism|enjoy browsing FindAGrave.com]]. An Angel Day is the celebration of the day that someone (usually a child who was brutally murdered) is sent to join [[Allah|God's]] harem in Heaven. In layman's terms, an Angel Day is '''the anniversary of the day that someone died''' – Nope, [[Lie|that's not creepy at all]]! |
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| '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''
| | == Important Angel Days == |
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| | '''July 25th, 1988''' - Judith Eva Barsi, the girl who voiced Ducky in [[Dinosaurs|The Land Before Time]], got her head blown off by her daddy. |
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| | '''September 11th, 2001''' - The day that a [[JEWS DID WTC|Zionist-orchestrated act of war]] created a traffic-jam of angels. |
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| | '''April 20th, 2006''' - [[Mitchell Henderson|An Hero Day]] |
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| | '''October 31st, 2006''' - [[16-year-old girl|Nikki Catsouras]] went faster than a speeding [[1chan|locomotive]] and became Porsche Girl. |
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| | '''May 3rd, 2007''' - [[Madeleine McCann]]'s Angel Day, although it's usually referred to by her parents as "[[Lulz|Holy shit! We managed to get away with it for another whole year!]]" |
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| | |It's the day her son died. She thinks he became an angel that day. Angels are not humans who died, though. Angels were created as angels. We don't change from humans to angels when we die any more than animals would change to a different species.|SC, explaining that angels are created as angels |
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| | |Today is what [[Faggots|some people]] call my son’s “Angel Day,” a [[Gay|floaty]] euphemism which I find completely [[Retarded|annoying]].|sixtymilemama, having the courage to stand up and say that angel days are stupid |
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| | == External Links == |
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| | * [https://www.facebook.com/inmemoryofthechildren "In memory of all murdered children" group on Facebook] |
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| | * [http://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/10-years-ago-today-28827582/ Aaliyah wasn't young or white enough to become an angel.] |
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| | * [http://tpcmom.blogspot.com/2010/07/3-year-angel-day.html My gangsta son was murdered. Happy 3rd Angel Day!] |
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| | * [https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150722035407AAJGN5v WTF is an Angel Day?] - From [[Yahoo Answers]] |
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| | == See Also == |
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| | * [[An Hero]] - A term of endearment given to [[Teenagers|slightly older children]] who [[Suicide|send themselves to God]]. |
| | * [[Madeleine McCann]] - Sent to Heaven by her parents. |
| | * [[Lake Angel]] - Didn't quite make it to Heaven and ended up in a lake instead. |
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| | [[File:AngelRight.gif]] '''[[Abortion|Happy Angel Day!]]''' [[File:AngelLeft.gif]] |
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An Angel Day or Angelversary is a most joyous occasion that is often celebrated by the childless, middle-aged women who enjoy browsing FindAGrave.com. An Angel Day is the celebration of the day that someone (usually a child who was brutally murdered) is sent to join God's harem in Heaven. In layman's terms, an Angel Day is the anniversary of the day that someone died – Nope, that's not creepy at all!
Important Angel Days
July 25th, 1988 - Judith Eva Barsi, the girl who voiced Ducky in The Land Before Time, got her head blown off by her daddy.
September 11th, 2001 - The day that a Zionist-orchestrated act of war created a traffic-jam of angels.
April 20th, 2006 - An Hero Day
October 31st, 2006 - Nikki Catsouras went faster than a speeding locomotive and became Porsche Girl.
May 3rd, 2007 - Madeleine McCann's Angel Day, although it's usually referred to by her parents as "Holy shit! We managed to get away with it for another whole year!"
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It's the day her son died. She thinks he became an angel that day. Angels are not humans who died, though. Angels were created as angels. We don't change from humans to angels when we die any more than animals would change to a different species.
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—SC, explaining that angels are created as angels
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Today is what some people call my son’s “Angel Day,” a floaty euphemism which I find completely annoying.
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—sixtymilemama, having the courage to stand up and say that angel days are stupid
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