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An Angel Day or Angelversary is a most joyous occasion that is often celebrated by the childless, middle-aged women who enjoy browsing FindAGrave.com. An Angel Day is the celebration of the day that someone (usually a child who was brutally murdered) is sent to join God's harem in Heaven. In layman's terms, an Angel Day is the anniversary of the day that someone died – Nope, that's not creepy at all!
Important Angel Days
July 25th, 1988 - Judith Eva Barsi, the girl who voiced Ducky in The Land Before Time, got her head blown off by her daddy.
September 11th, 2001 - The day that a Zionist-orchestrated act of war created a traffic-jam of angels.
April 20th, 2006 - An Hero Day
October 31st, 2006 - Nikki Catsouras went faster than a speeding locomotive and became Porsche Girl.
May 3rd, 2007 - Madeleine McCann's Angel Day, although it's usually referred to by her parents as "Holy shit! We managed to get away with it for another whole year!"
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See Also
- An Hero - A term of endearment given to slightly older children who send themselves to God.
- Madeleine McCann - Sent to Heaven by her parents.
- Lake Angel - Didn't quite make it to Heaven and ended up in a lake instead.