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{{spoiler|JEWS DID MH370 EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER "INCIDENT" THAT INVOLVES MONEY}}
{{spoiler|JEWS DID MH370 EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER "INCIDENT" THAT INVOLVES MONEY}}


[[Image:MH370.jpg|260px|thumb|right|''BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS!'' The flight path may have been ''diverted'' from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!]]
[[Image:MH370.jpg|260px|thumb|''BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS!'' The flight path may have been ''diverted'' from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!]]
[[File:Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 hide and seek champion.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Proud record holder.]]
[[File:Plane in ocean puzzle.png|thumb|right|250px|Sort of like "SETI at Home" only harder]]
[[File:Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 hide and seek champion.jpg|250px|thumb|Proud record holder.]]


You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the [[Goatse|annals]] of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Most of them probably didn't even speak English, - seems like ''no great loss'', right?
You know what they say about journalism... ''If it bleeds, it leads...'' right? Unfortunately for [[Fox News|distinguished]] [[Alex Jones|press]] [[Daily Mail|outlets]] worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the [[Goatse|annals]] of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy [[Columbine|school]] [[High Score|shooting]] or [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tsarnaev copycat]] for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of '''Malaysia Airlines Flight 370''', a fucking jumbo jet full of [[Wyatt Mann|chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks.]] Most of them probably didn't even speak English—seems like ''no great loss'', right?


As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now.
As always, the [[Old media|evil liberal Jew media]] would have you believe otherwise. This is ''Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit'' going on right now.


== The flight in a nutshell ==
== The flight in a nutshell ==
[[File:TSA_-_Need_Pants_To_Fly.jpg|thumb|right|This hambitch's cultural diversity actually saved her life.]]
 
[[File:TSA_-_Need_Pants_To_Fly.jpg|thumb|This hambitch's cultural diversity actually saved her life.]]
 
[[Azn|City Wok Airlines]] went up into the sky, where it was promptly [[Vore|eaten]] by the sky, causing it to disappear from radar. The sky, not having an appetite for Chinese that particular day, spit (some sources say shit) the plane back out, sending it spiraling into the ocean.  
[[Azn|City Wok Airlines]] went up into the sky, where it was promptly [[Vore|eaten]] by the sky, causing it to disappear from radar. The sky, not having an appetite for Chinese that particular day, spit (some sources say shit) the plane back out, sending it spiraling into the ocean.  


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== Plausible theories on what happened ==
== Plausible theories on what happened ==


[[File:Wing Tear.jpg|260px|thumb|right|They were reportedly no signs of any impending danger.]]
[[File:Wing Tear.jpg|260px|thumb|They were reportedly no signs of any impending danger.]]
 
* The leading theory among self-proclaimed [[Aspies|experts]] is that one pilot was in [[an hero]]ic mood and going for the [[High Score#Microsoft Flight Simulator|MS Flight Simulator High Score]] but proved [[Charles Bishop|too pussy]] to pull off a [[9/11]] so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place: a noble effort.
 
[[Image:Momsass.png|left|thumb|TRY LOOKING UP YOUR MOM'S ASS]]


* The leading theory among self-proclaimed [[Aspies|experts]] is that one pilot was in [[an hero]]ic mood and going for the [[High Score#Microsoft Flight Simulator|MS Flight Simulator High Score]] but proved [[Charles Bishop|too pussy]] to pull off a [[9/11]] so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place - a noble effort.
* Can't rule out good old fashioned [[Al Qaeda|Jihad!]] Keep in mind - this is deep shitskin territory we're talking here.
* Can't rule out good old fashioned [[Al Qaeda|Jihad!]] Keep in mind - this is deep shitskin territory we're talking here.
* The [[USA]] did it.  
* The [[USA]] did it.  
* Catastrophic Mechanical Failure.
* Catastrophic Mechanical Failure.
* Putin did it.
* The [[Australia|Aussies]] did it.
* The [[Australia|Aussies]] did it.
* Controlled-Flight-Into-Terrain (CFIT), unintentionally or [[Lulz|otherwise]].
* Controlled-Flight-Into-Terrain (CFIT), unintentionally or [[Lulz|otherwise]].
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* Meteor Impact.
* Meteor Impact.
* Najib Razak did it.
* Najib Razak did it.
* Putin did it.
* [[Tony Abbott]] did it.
* [[Tony Abbott]] did it.
* Kim Jong-un did it.
* Kim Jong-un did it.
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* [[JEWS DID WTC|The Jews did it]]. ''(Just like WTC)''
* [[JEWS DID WTC|The Jews did it]]. ''(Just like WTC)''
* Bermuda Triangle.
* Bermuda Triangle.
* The Russians did it.
* Rothschild did it.
* [[Russia|IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THEORIES PLAUSE YOU!]]
* [[HAARP]] weather and mind control efforts proved successful - [[Cho Seung Hui|as]] [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|always.]]
* [[HAARP]] weather and mind control efforts proved successful - [[Cho Seung Hui|as]] [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|always.]]
* The pilots somehow [[Divide by Zero|discovered warp speed]], or some kind of Stargate, and the plane's crew is currently being gangraped by aliens way past Andromeda right now.
* The pilots somehow [[Divide by Zero|discovered warp speed]], or some kind of Stargate, and the plane's crew is currently being gangraped by aliens way past Andromeda right now.
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* The plane really landed in China. All those concerned family and loved ones you see on television? They're paid Crisis Actor shills, and this is all a ruse to keep the press silent from the NWO False Flag Attacks in Crimea that will trigger WW3 and [[Call of Duty|a Russian Invasion of the US.]] Quick, you know the drill! [[K/|''Grab SKS, Go Innawoods.'']] Who Dares Wins. [[Glenn Beck|Buy our exclusive gold investor's kit today!]]
* The plane really landed in China. All those concerned family and loved ones you see on television? They're paid Crisis Actor shills, and this is all a ruse to keep the press silent from the NWO False Flag Attacks in Crimea that will trigger WW3 and [[Call of Duty|a Russian Invasion of the US.]] Quick, you know the drill! [[K/|''Grab SKS, Go Innawoods.'']] Who Dares Wins. [[Glenn Beck|Buy our exclusive gold investor's kit today!]]
* CIA did it.
* CIA did it.
*A giant [[shark]] took it.
* A giant [[shark]] took it.
* [[YOU]] did it!
* [[YOU]] did it!


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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==


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== See also ==


== See also ==
* [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]]
* [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17]]
* [[Airplane]]
* [[Airplane]]
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* [[Singapore]]
* [[Singapore]]


== External links ==


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Latest revision as of 21:22, 12 December 2016

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT JEWS DID MH370 EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER "INCIDENT" THAT INVOLVES MONEY!!!1
BREAKING UPDATE FAGGOTS! The flight path may have been diverted from its intended course! Special in-depth expose at 7'oclock tonight on Piers Morgan! Stay tuned!
Sort of like "SETI at Home" only harder
Proud record holder.

You know what they say about journalism... If it bleeds, it leads... right? Unfortunately for distinguished press outlets worldwide, March of 2014 has turned out to be a pretty dry month in the annals of human affairs. In the absence of a lulzy school shooting or Tsarnaev copycat for like, another goddamned month, shit-eating hack journalists had to scrape by on what little they could salvage. Enter the sudden international panic and saturation coverage over the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a fucking jumbo jet full of chinks, gooks, spics, and spooks. Most of them probably didn't even speak English—seems like no great loss, right?

As always, the evil liberal Jew media would have you believe otherwise. This is Cuban Missile Crisis, Iran Hostage-level shit going on right now.

The flight in a nutshell

This hambitch's cultural diversity actually saved her life.

City Wok Airlines went up into the sky, where it was promptly eaten by the sky, causing it to disappear from radar. The sky, not having an appetite for Chinese that particular day, spit (some sources say shit) the plane back out, sending it spiraling into the ocean.

Orientals who were lucky enough to have survived the tsunamis were now competing in the Asian Olympics for underwater airplane swimming. This would be the last time they ever competed, and the entire flight was posthumously awarded a gold medal in the sport for their brave efforts.

A search was conducted, where a large number of people applied arm floaties and took to giant rafts to search for bodies or burning plane parts, but nothing was ever found. After a few hours of fishing, they called it off and came to the conclusion that it had become the latest sunken treasure in Davey Jones' locker.

Plausible theories on what happened

They were reportedly no signs of any impending danger.
  • The leading theory among self-proclaimed experts is that one pilot was in an heroic mood and going for the MS Flight Simulator High Score but proved too pussy to pull off a 9/11 so he just kamikazeed 200+ passengers into the fucking ocean. To his credit, he may have earned second place: a noble effort.
TRY LOOKING UP YOUR MOM'S ASS

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  • 4chan solves the case
    4chan solves the case

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