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[[Image:Lisa the witch.jpg|thumb|Lisa as a teenager being well | [[Image:Lisa the witch.jpg|thumb|Lisa as a teenager being well... retarded.]] | ||
[[Image:Molly Bisher.png|thumb|Recent photo of Lisa being well | [[Image:Molly Bisher.png|thumb|Recent photo of Lisa being well... retarded.]] | ||
Lisa McBrearty, also known as | '''Lisa McBrearty''', also known as superlisamcb, Molly Bisher, [[Multiple_personality_disorder|and about 100+ other names]], is a 30-year-old "[[chris-chan|high-functioning]]" [[Asperger's syndrome|autistic]] from [[Canada|Aberfoyle, Ontario]] who claims to see creatures she calls "[[Niggers|Niggies]]". Upon discovering her previous claims of sightings of horse people and [[reptilians]], we can only conclude that she is massively retarded, batshit insane, and maybe a little bit racist. With the addition of Lisa's horrifying [[ms-paint]] depictions of niggies as various [[jailbait]] [[creepypasta|horrors]], the result is something that screams, gibbers and farts as it careens headlong into the depths of the uncanny valley. | ||
==What are [[Niggers| | |||
==What are [[Niggers|Niggies]]?== | |||
[[Image:Typical Fake Pink Niggi Whore.png|thumb|Lisa always depicts her fake Niggi women as dirty whores.]] | [[Image:Typical Fake Pink Niggi Whore.png|thumb|Lisa always depicts her fake Niggi women as dirty whores.]] | ||
[[Image:Niggi female.png|thumb|Real Niggi female about to lay eggs in swamp.]] | [[Image:Niggi female.png|thumb|Real Niggi female about to lay eggs in swamp.]] | ||
According to Lisa, her fake and unreal [[Niggers|Niggies]] are humanoid creatures only she can see and they live in the [[Magick|astral realm]]. Niggi women generally have no neck and huge tits, much like most [[sluts|American women]]. However, unlike most [[sluts|American women]], [[Niggers|Niggies]] are created with [[MS paint]] and boast eyeball raping [[gay|baby pink]] skin which undulates and wanders freely outside the lines as Lisa's poor [[retard]] hands try desperately to do as they’re told and not to jam the mouse up her nose. Lisa, for some reason, usually makes no change to the [[shit nobody cares about|lips and eyes]] of the girl she's recoloring, giving us the impression that this is not a fantasy creature--but the estranged daughter of Hannibal, wearing the skin of some unfortunate My Little Pony she happened to flay alive. Most of the Niggi women are also massive bisexual whores. This is obvious [[chris-chan|suppressed retard sexual projection]] that will one day manifest itself in the killing of ladies. | According to Lisa, her fake and unreal [[Niggers|Niggies]] are humanoid creatures only she can see and they live in the [[Magick|astral realm]]. Niggi women generally have no neck and huge tits, much like most [[sluts|American women]]. However, unlike most [[sluts|American women]], [[Niggers|Niggies]] are created with [[MS paint]] and boast eyeball raping [[gay|baby pink]] skin which undulates and wanders freely outside the lines as Lisa's poor [[retard]] hands try desperately to do as they’re told and not to jam the mouse up her nose. Lisa, for some reason, usually makes no change to the [[shit nobody cares about|lips and eyes]] of the girl she's recoloring, giving us the impression that this is not a fantasy creature--but the estranged daughter of Hannibal, wearing the skin of some unfortunate My Little Pony she happened to flay alive. Most of the Niggi women are also massive bisexual whores. This is obvious [[chris-chan|suppressed retard sexual projection]] that will one day manifest itself in the killing of ladies. | ||
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Real life Niggies do exist. Real life Niggi are perverted dino faced monstrosities with superhuman strength trapped in a pocket universe where they are fed porn by Lisa. The Niggies know and refer to Lisa as Molly Bisher, an alias she uses while raping Niggies with her Niggi porn. Although sexually dimorphic, all Niggies are hermaphrodites. Niggi women only have one hole in place of anus and vagina, called a coacla. Niggi reproduction consists of Niggi women laying eggs in a swamp where they are fertilized by a Niggi male or males. The tadpoles will come out in a few weeks afterward. Niggi males also have this hole, and a large penis. Niggi women can also grow out their clitoris into a large penis. Niggi males can also lay eggs, but not as many as the females and they often have birth defects. With the advent of human pornography into Niggi culture, they have taken to having human style sex with in-body fertilization. This causes the tadpoles to come out retarded since the eggs are not built for that sort of punishment. Niggi impostor and pornographer Molly Bisher is responsible for the majority of Niggi porn, which has laid a path of destruction on Niggi society such that 90% of Niggies are now infected with AIDS. | [https://telegra.ph/What-Niggies-Are-and-Means-04-19 Real life Niggies do exist.] Real life Niggi are perverted dino faced monstrosities with superhuman strength trapped in a pocket universe where they are fed porn by Lisa. The Niggies know and refer to Lisa as Molly Bisher, an alias she uses while raping Niggies with her Niggi porn. Although sexually dimorphic, all Niggies are hermaphrodites. Niggi women only have one hole in place of anus and vagina, called a coacla. Niggi reproduction consists of Niggi women laying eggs in a swamp where they are fertilized by a Niggi male or males. The tadpoles will come out in a few weeks afterward. Niggi males also have this hole, and a large penis. Niggi women can also grow out their clitoris into a large penis. Niggi males can also lay eggs, but not as many as the females and they often have birth defects. With the advent of human pornography into Niggi culture, they have taken to having human style sex with in-body fertilization. This causes the tadpoles to come out retarded since the eggs are not built for that sort of punishment. Niggi impostor and pornographer Molly Bisher is responsible for the majority of Niggi porn, which has laid a path of destruction on Niggi society such that 90% of Niggies are now infected with AIDS. | ||
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|<youtube>sCNbna6FiJ8</youtube><br />'''Kiss your sanity goodbye.''' | |<youtube>sCNbna6FiJ8</youtube><br />'''Kiss your sanity goodbye.''' | ||
}} | }} | ||
==The [[Sarcasm|Brilliant and Visionary]] Artist Herself== | ==The [[Sarcasm|Brilliant and Visionary]] Artist Herself== | ||
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[[Image:Niggi zak with his rose.png|thumb|One of her many sexual fantasies is to hook up with Zak Bagans. Wonder if she knows he is a homosexual?]] | [[Image:Niggi zak with his rose.png|thumb|One of her many sexual fantasies is to hook up with Zak Bagans. Wonder if she knows he is a homosexual?]] | ||
Lisa seems very much like a female [[Chris-chan]], in that she's dumb as a brick with brain damage, expresses her feelings and fantasies with terrible drawings and masturbatory stories, and contributes nothing to society aside from a growing collection of confused passersby. But while Chris-chan at least has the courtesy to look exactly like the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|malformed retard manbaby]] he is, Lisa actually resembles a normal human being. This is merely a disguise though, as she is indeed as deluded, if not more deluded than [[Chris-chan|CWC]] himself. At least in the case of Fatsack the Fagnificent he realizes that his drawings aren't real people, just characters ([http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_fiction DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]), but good old lady batshit seems to [[crazy|honestly believe she's being visited by the demon spawn of MS Paint.]] | Lisa seems very much like a female [[Chris-chan]], in that she's dumb as a brick with brain damage, expresses her feelings and fantasies with terrible drawings and masturbatory stories, and contributes nothing to society aside from a growing collection of confused passersby. But while Chris-chan at least has the courtesy to look exactly like the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|malformed retard manbaby]] he is, Lisa actually resembles a normal human being. This is merely a disguise though, as she is indeed as deluded, if not more deluded than [[Chris-chan|CWC]] himself. At least in the case of Fatsack the Fagnificent he realizes that his drawings aren't real people, just characters ([http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality#Fantasy_and_fiction DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]), but good old lady batshit seems to [[crazy|honestly believe she's being visited by the demon spawn of MS Paint.]] | ||
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It is bad enough she pollutes DeviantArt with her eye burning Niggi artz. She obviously has to draw a Niggi version to every single fucking character she likes. Lisa no longer uses MS Paint to draw her shit images, she now illustrates teh Niggi sluuuuts! If you visit one of her many DeviantArt profiles listed below, you will probably notice if you haven't already. Her artwork is immensely fucking deranged if not significantly frightening. | It is bad enough she pollutes DeviantArt with her eye burning Niggi artz. She obviously has to draw a Niggi version to every single fucking character she likes. Lisa no longer uses MS Paint to draw her shit images, she now illustrates teh Niggi sluuuuts! If you visit one of her many DeviantArt profiles listed below, you will probably notice if you haven't already. Her artwork is immensely fucking deranged if not significantly frightening. | ||
== Her odd interest in Niggi sexuality. == | == Her odd interest in Niggi sexuality. == | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:DirtyNiggiPorn.png|thumb|Lisa not only draws filthy Niggi porn, she makes videos staring her Niggi dolls!]] | ||
[[Image:Niggi Dildos.JPG|thumb|And life would not be complete with out a Niggi Dildo!]] | |||
Lisa seems to glorify Niggi sexuality, way more than her own. She feels that human sexuality is lame to that compared to her horny motherfucking Niggies. Looking around on her DeviantArt profiles and at her Bitchute porn videos (now deleted), you may notice a green Niggi man named Jimmy. She seems to believe that she is this green Niggi man nammed Jimmy in some parallel universe.....seriously, read her posts below, she is certainly on teh drugzzz! Lisa's super valid Niggi research states that male Niggies have way too large of penises for human females to handle, so that means the female Niggies are the only ones who can whore around with a human on a particular occasion. | |||
[[File:Lisadogfucker.png]] | |||
Lisa only digs beautiful [[Niggers|Niggi]] females and identifies as a man. Not just any man, but a [[Niggers|NIGGI]] man named Jimmy. | |||
<center>[[File:Self portrait of niggi man me by thenigginecromancer.jpg]]</center> | |||
<center>Self portrait of Lisa as the Green Niggi Man, aka Niggi Jimmy, sniffing <s>his</s> her own farts.</center> | |||
HAPPY NIGGI STD DAY!! | HAPPY NIGGI STD DAY!! | ||
From examining her recent claims or just plain fucking insanity, Lisa is gay with female Niggies. Since she is a green Niggi man in a parallel universe, this somehow covers up the fact that she draws female Niggies as gigantic whores. I am sure the Niggi men want to beat Lisa's face in for portraying their women as a bunch of fucking skanks. | |||
From examining her recent claims or just plain fucking insanity, Lisa is gay with female Niggies. Since she is a green Niggi man in a parallel universe, this somehow covers up the fact that she draws female Niggies as gigantic whores. I am sure the real Niggi men want to beat Lisa's face in for portraying their women as a bunch of fucking skanks. | |||
Lisa is an Aspie rapist, she dreams of raping her Niggies. She probably pretends to be all innocent, or maybe she is just an idiot. She expects everyone to be okay with her monstrosities (Niggies) and plays this "eccentric" role denying that she is clearly out of her mind. She is not eccentric, she is a complete fucking failure. She has either lost her fucking mind or maybe she is truly insane. | Lisa is an Aspie rapist, she dreams of raping her Niggies. She probably pretends to be all innocent, or maybe she is just an idiot. She expects everyone to be okay with her monstrosities (Niggies) and plays this "eccentric" role denying that she is clearly out of her mind. She is not eccentric, she is a complete fucking failure. She has either lost her fucking mind or maybe she is truly insane. | ||
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|<youtube>NWX0ocm0TTM</youtube><br />'''Lisa can't understand why people get pissed off at her homosexual Niggi drawings.''' | |<youtube>NWX0ocm0TTM</youtube><br />'''Lisa can't understand why people get pissed off at her homosexual Niggi drawings.''' | ||
}} | }} | ||
==Fanfiction== | ==Fanfiction== | ||
* | *'''Legend Of Zelda:Link travels in the niggi castle ages''' | ||
This single paragraph "fan fiction" which details a now apparently human Link's epic journey through the "castle ages" (known to non-retards as the Middle Ages or Dark Ages) of [[Niggers|Niggi]] history. This journey lasts roughly 12 seconds before he trips and falls into a vagina. The dialogue is, in its glorious entirety, as follows: | This single paragraph "fan fiction" which details a now apparently human Link's epic journey through the "castle ages" (known to non-retards as the Middle Ages or Dark Ages) of [[Niggers|Niggi]] history. This journey lasts roughly 12 seconds before he trips and falls into a vagina. The dialogue is, in its glorious entirety, as follows: | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
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Her old DeviantArt account had Zelda Niggies. There was even a drawing of Niggi Link with a Boooner. A WHAT? Yes that is correct, a boner. Nude Niggi Zelda was the culprit for the bodily function. Seriously, she is really fucking retarded. Too bad she deleted that account. | Her old DeviantArt account had Zelda Niggies. There was even a drawing of Niggi Link with a Boooner. A WHAT? Yes that is correct, a boner. Nude Niggi Zelda was the culprit for the bodily function. Seriously, she is really fucking retarded. Too bad she deleted that account. | ||
== I Kissed a Niggi and I Liked It == | == I Kissed a Niggi and I Liked It == | ||
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{{quote|I kissed boy niggies and girl niggies I hope my kittens don't mind it|Superlisamcb|WHAT}} | {{quote|I kissed boy niggies and girl niggies I hope my kittens don't mind it|Superlisamcb|WHAT}} | ||
==Her "Art"== | ==Her "Art"== | ||
[[Image:Niggi spongebob.png|thumb|This picture has spread on the internet, without people knowing it's supposed to be Niggi Spongebob. -Lisa]] | [[Image:Niggi spongebob.png|thumb|This picture has spread on the internet, without people knowing it's supposed to be Niggi Spongebob. -Lisa]] | ||
[[Dental Plan|Lisa]], like many of her retarded brethren, overflows with creative fecal matter and takes any chance she gets to vomit it wholesale into our terrified faces and open mouths. She draws from a wide creative base of video games, celebrities and reality shows, literature, and her own bottomless vat of retardation to create the steaming piles of imagination we will review here today. | [[Dental Plan|Lisa]], like many of her retarded brethren, overflows with creative fecal matter and takes any chance she gets to vomit it wholesale into our terrified faces and open mouths. She draws from a wide creative base of video games, celebrities and reality shows, literature, and her own bottomless vat of retardation to create the steaming piles of imagination we will review here today. | ||
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Now she didn't create this picture. The actual effort involved gives that away. Regardless, she is claiming that it's supposed to be the "[[Niggers|Niggi]] Spongebob". She is so totally convinced Niggi are real she is enlisting other [[anonymous]] people into the cause. | Now she didn't create this picture. The actual effort involved gives that away. Regardless, she is claiming that it's supposed to be the "[[Niggers|Niggi]] Spongebob". She is so totally convinced Niggi are real she is enlisting other [[anonymous]] people into the cause. | ||
==Her Beliefs== | ==Her Beliefs== | ||
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===Niggi are Niggers?=== | |||
If you have ever listened to one of Lisas' videos or read any of her posts you would know she has a nasty habit of saying [[Niggers|Niggi]] all the time, like a gangster rapper. Many people question her on the origin of the name Niggi and ask, "Why did you have to name your imaginary creatures Niggi, it sounds like nigger?" No answer has been given, but many have speculated that when Lisa was a pre-teen, she listened to lots of rap music and got in trouble with her parents for saying nigger all the time. As a result, she made up her Niggi universe as an excuse to keep saying nigger and talk like a gangster. Over time her excuse evolved into reality and here we are today. | If you have ever listened to one of Lisas' videos or read any of her posts you would know she has a nasty [[retard|habit]] of saying [[Niggers|Niggi]] all the time, like a [[Niggers|gangster rapper]]. Many people question her on the origin of the name Niggi and ask, "Why did you have to name your imaginary creatures Niggi, it sounds like nigger?" No answer has been given, but many have speculated that when Lisa was a pre-teen, she listened to lots of rap music and got in trouble with her parents for saying nigger all the time. As a result, she made up her Niggi universe as an excuse to keep [[Ebonics|saying nigger and talk like a gangster]]. Over time her excuse evolved into reality and here we are today. | ||
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<center>Lisa likes to LARP as [[Niggers|Niggi]] Kayne West and practice up on her [[Ebonics|Ebonics]]. Here she is tellin' y'all to chill.</center> | |||
<center>[[Image:KayneCapture.JPG]]</center> | |||
Like a typical BLM extremist, Lisa wants to exterminate all racists and shows white supremacists no mercy! | |||
[[Image:Racist ass will be exterminated cropped.png]] | |||
[[Image:White supremacists are terrorists cropped.png]] | |||
<center>[[File:Chocolate Niggies.jpg]]</center> | |||
<center>Lisas' favorite snack.</center> | |||
===Lisa the Racist White Nationalist=== | |||
A Racist White Nationalist? Why yes! When [[Multiple_personality_disorder|Lisa is not identifying as a black BLM racist, she identifies as a racist white nationalist]]. WAT!?!?!? Just listen to this video clip of Lisa talking about how she became a racist white nationalist!!!!!! | |||
<center>[[File:Project 2.mp4]]</center> | |||
Lisa loves to spew her racist diatribe all over the internet, there is so much of it that we could not post it all. We did manage to assemble a large collection here for your enjoyment. | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Captureracist.JPG| You know I am (racist).- Lisa | |||
File:Capturer.PNG| Das rite, I is raycist. - Lisa | |||
File:Ckapture.JPG| Klansman Lisa | |||
File:NgCapture.JPG|Nigger Greatness? | |||
File:NggCapture.JPG| LOL Nigger. | |||
File:Cnjdapture.JPG|No Niggers, No Jews, No Dogs | |||
File:Captureo.PNG|What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? | |||
File:Captureblkbnch.PNG|What is the difference between a black man and a bench?. | |||
File:Capture master22.png|Nigger Rape Packs! | |||
File:Capturewn.PNG|Incels are basically niggers. | |||
File:Captureill.PNG|Lisa on a racist rant after someone reported her for racism. | |||
File:ACapturen.PNG|BBC Loving Race Traitors! | |||
File:ACapture.PNG|Calling black people chimps is a compliment. | |||
File:Capturennn.PNG|Happy Nigger Halloween! | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
===Dog Lovers Must be Stoned to Death=== | |||
Since the start of her first foray on BitChute Lisa has taken to covering the most pressing issue of our time since the [[Jenkem|jenkem pandemic]]: '''Dogs!''' According to Lisa there is an epidemic of dogs abducting and eating human children, poisoning the food and water supply, crashing the economy and going door to door sleeping with every woman while their husbands are at work. This is such a big problem that [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy|the government]] and [[Jews|media]] are secretly covering it up so the public doesn’t know. As you must imagine this theory of hers, and her dog videos, generate a great deal of controversy, and as a result attract many concerned dog lovers who are quick to point out that her theory is [[Insane|insane]]! Lisa will not tolerate any criticism with her theory and is quick to call anyone who loves dogs a "dog fucker". Eventually she got so frustrated with the criticism, that Lisa declared all dog lovers must be stoned to death and exterminated!!! | |||
<center>[[File:Dog_Lovers_are_Dog_Fuckers_and_need_to_be_stoned_to_death.mp4]]</center> | |||
<center>'''Lisa even made a video calling for all dog lovers to be stoned to death!!!!!!'''</center> | |||
<center> | <center>[[File:Capturethreat.JPG]]</center> | ||
[[File: | <center>[[File:Capturedog.jpg]]</center> | ||
<center>[[File:Targetpractice.jpg]]</center> | |||
[[Butthurt|How did she come to such batshit insane conclusions?]] Well after doing a deep-dive it turns out Lisa had some pent-up rage against her parents due to the fact they'd rather play with the pet dog than her and later went out of their way to buy her a condo, just so she'd fuck off and quit bothering them. Rather than come to terms with the fact that she's less enjoyable to be around than a pig with herpes, [[Manchild|Lisa]] decided it was due to a mass conditioning campaign teaching parents to love their pets more than their children. In addition, she thinks her dad is a narcissist for having her watch the dog while he's gone ([[Manchild|Lisa has never paid rent]]). | |||
TL;DR: Why does Lisa hate dogs? [[Butthurt|Because the family loved the dog more than her.]] | |||
<center>[[File:Autism narcissist.png]]</center> | |||
===[http://kabuchiko.deviantart.com/art/THE-H1N1-VACCINE-IS-PURE-EVIL-143807060 H1N1 Vaccine BAD, Covid-19 Vaccine GOOD]=== | |||
Lisa was scared to death of the H1N1 Vaccine and so were her imaginary [[Niggers|Niggies]]. Her [[Niggers|Niggies]] did their due diligence and Lisa wasted no time posting to the interwebs their valuable informations: | |||
H1N1 Vaccine According to [[Niggers|Niggi]] President John Hamil: | H1N1 Vaccine According to [[Niggers|Niggi]] President John Hamil: | ||
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2021 Covid-19 Update - [[idiot|Lisa | 2021 Covid-19 Update - [[idiot|Lisa losses her mind]], falls in love with Anthony Fauci and decides to trust the media and the vaccine propaganda because she "wants little to do with the conspiracy world now". She now complains of heavy menstrual flows and thinks the vaccine is the culprit. Poor Lisa, why didn't you listen to the Niggies? | ||
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[[butthurt| | [[butthurt|Lisa should have listened]] to the real life Niggies. Real Niggies do their research. Real Niggies don't vaccinate!!! | ||
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===[http://kabuchiko.deviantart.com/art/link-was-a-niggi-143911964 Legend of Zelda Steals from Real Niggi history]=== | |||
[[File:Link was a niggi by kabuchiko d2doj6k-fullview.jpg|thumb]] | |||
The title itself should already have caused you to [[facepalm]] your sinus cavity out the back of your skull. Yes, apparently Majora was a real person who lived in the 1700's and whose mask is displayed in the Niggi museum of history; also, the mask was just "lucky," not a self-aware, evil entity which controlled him, like in the game. When we go beyond the initial [[idiot|idiocy]] of her mischaracterization of the 1700's and get into the festering core of of her argument where we find something perhaps even more disturbing. [[icon_theft|Not only is she claiming that the Nintendo Corporation is stealing from Niggi history]] but we find that she has no idea what Legend of Zelda lore even says. If we follow the [[insanity|logic]]: Lisa created the Niggies and by claiming that Nintendo stole from Niggi history, she is basically claiming that Nintendo [[No|stole her ideas]]. The complete madness of this is compounded by the fact that she seems to have no idea what the hell she's talking about in relation to the story or characters of the game. It's a clusterfuck of stupidity and self-delusion that very nearly graduates from hilarious to outright disturbing. | |||
<center>[[File:Lisareality.gif]]</center> | |||
===[http://kabuchiko.deviantart.com/art/niggies-2012-143807755 2012]=== | |||
No self-deluded fucknut circle jerk would have been complete without some sort of view on 2012, and Lisa delivered with her own personal message of peace, love and gaping, gaseous [[vagina|cunts]]. According to her, 2012 is when [[Niggers|Niggies]] were officially going to take over the world. They planned on [[WTF|"making the planet earth a much happier and joyful place. Niggies would make health care free, give stronger equality rights, lower taxes, lower insurance, get more jobs for those who need them most, a great and stronger economy and tons more."]] Her announcement came complete with an Obama [[Shit|"Hope"]] style picture of [[Jesus]] with the phrase "jesus votes 4 [[Niggers|niggies]]" under it. So they were going to [[WTF|take over the world in some sort of democratic election where gods are voting?]] It's at this point that one must begin to wonder if [[autism]] is not, in fact, the best hallucinogen in [[the internets|reality]]. Indeed, this sort of boasting is the sort of thing you expect to come out of a stoner's mouth, amongst a cloud of acrid smoke and masticated pizza. | |||
<center> | |||
[[File:2102.jpg]]</center> | |||
===[http://kabuchiko.deviantart.com/art/astral-cooties-hate-mozart-143807341 Astral Cooties]=== | |||
According to Lisa, there are [[shit|"endocrine disrupting chemicals"]] in the air and water, which mimic estrogen and cause [[omg|cancer, sterility, and memory loss.]] As if that wasn't bad enough these chemicals also shut down your Third eye, which she claims is the pineal gland. The ability to see into [[shit|"invisible realms"]] is regulated by the pineal and pituitary gland and that these "diabolical molecules" inhibit their processes. As a cure or at least method of prevention, she recommends listening to classical music, hugging a tree and [[basement dweller|watching her homemade Niggi porn over and over and over again.]] | |||
{{videoframe|Niggies3|background-color: #D3D3D3;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>V920J25QZ04</youtube><br />'''Behold the beautiful world revealed when [[Niggers|Niggies]] awaken the pineal gland! (WARNING! [[Niggers|Niggi]]-language only)''' | |||
|<youtube>63w06EK-B9M</youtube><br />'''Look how [[CoS|happy and uninhibited]] he is now that he can see the [[Niggers|Niggies]]!''' | |||
}} | |||
One can only imagine Lisa as some sort of [[England|faeces]]-encrusted troglodyte in a cage, who occasionally escapes her confinement and immediately [[zerg rush|charges headlong]] onto the computer. Once there, she proceeds to repeatedly smash her face against the keyboard and [[lie|accidentally]] navigate to the [[TOW]] article on the pineal gland. Ignoring the parts about the gland's actual function, she immediately latches on to the fact that one of its many names is that of the "third eye," a reference to its mysterious nature until recently. Hooting in ecstasy and flinging semi-liquid [[shit]] about the room with the same glee and merriment as one might throw confetti, she proceeds to lovingly craft her next post, drawing from the massive knowledge of the three sentences she skimmed. Her work complete, she returns to her cage and basks in the afterglow of her [[Shit nobody cares about|conspiracy theory]] [[orgasm]] before vomiting in the corner and passing out, inebriated on her own fumes. | |||
Unfortunately for our sanity, we know that Lisa is not some horrible, [[Mexican|feral child]], but a [[freak|mostly normal human being]] with at least enough common sense as to know how to get dressed in the morning. The fact that she could still subscribe to these ideas despite her apparent sentience is depressing beyond all reason. | |||
===Reality=== | |||
{{quote|You do realize we are living the in the Matrix...yes the film was based on science fiction but it was right on the money with the [[lie|truth.]] [[shit|Reality is all within your mind]]...you can't prove Reality exists out of the mind...only mental theories have been used. Lisa [[crazy|isn't crazy]]....she sees with her mind another dimension....only those who are still asleep claim to be ''perfect'' or normal. [[Nice try|She already has a doctor and he understands Lisa and isn't a fucking idiot like you are acting to me]]. [[butthurt|Stop judging her, you don't know her so stop with the hate.]]|Lisa, attempting to anonymously vandalize her page in an effort to get us to [[Chris Crocker|LEAVE HER ALONE!!one!]]. [[autism|Note the inability to keep her tenses straight.]]}} | {{quote|You do realize we are living the in the Matrix...yes the film was based on science fiction but it was right on the money with the [[lie|truth.]] [[shit|Reality is all within your mind]]...you can't prove Reality exists out of the mind...only mental theories have been used. Lisa [[crazy|isn't crazy]]....she sees with her mind another dimension....only those who are still asleep claim to be ''perfect'' or normal. [[Nice try|She already has a doctor and he understands Lisa and isn't a fucking idiot like you are acting to me]]. [[butthurt|Stop judging her, you don't know her so stop with the hate.]]|Lisa, attempting to anonymously vandalize her page in an effort to get us to [[Chris Crocker|LEAVE HER ALONE!!one!]]. [[autism|Note the inability to keep her tenses straight.]]}} | ||
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Lisa is a Conspiracy Theory nerdfag who faps to every new morsel of conspiratorial text she reads. Her Niggies inspired her to $33K THE TROOTHS! | Lisa is a Conspiracy Theory nerdfag who faps to every new morsel of conspiratorial text she reads. Her Niggies inspired her to $33K THE TROOTHS! | ||
==Her websites== | ==Her websites== | ||
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Lisa made three main sites to explain what [[Niggers|Niggies]] are: | Lisa made three main sites to explain what [[Niggers|Niggies]] are: | ||
*https://whatareniggies.webs.com/ | *https://whatareniggies.webs.com/ | ||
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Bitchute is her main outlet these days as her many YouTube accounts keep getting banned: | Bitchute is her main outlet these days as her many YouTube accounts keep getting banned: | ||
*https://www.bitchute.com/channel/KAZ0OI4rWoWm/ | *https://www.bitchute.com/channel/KAZ0OI4rWoWm/ | ||
Check out the External Links section below for more of her social media sites. | |||
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*There are dozens of [[Niggers|Niggi]] [[sockpuppets]] she made. (list in the talk page. Seriously,it's pretty impressive.) | *There are dozens of [[Niggers|Niggi]] [[sockpuppets]] she made. (list in the talk page. Seriously,it's pretty impressive.) | ||
*Seriously, she's really fuckin' retarded. Like, "Quick, hide the knives" retarded. | *Seriously, she's really fuckin' retarded. Like, "Quick, hide the knives" retarded. | ||
==NIGGI GALLERY== | ==NIGGI GALLERY== | ||
{{cg|'''niggi pictures'''|fdgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|'''niggi pictures'''|fdgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
File:Nigger Lovin.png | |||
File:Whistle while your wife works.jpg|stewie loves the niggi wiminz | File:Whistle while your wife works.jpg|stewie loves the niggi wiminz | ||
File:nigguz.jpg|niggies flirting with each other. | File:nigguz.jpg|niggies flirting with each other. | ||
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File:Niggies.jpg|Original | File:Niggies.jpg|Original | ||
File:Ibelieveinniggies.jpg | File:Ibelieveinniggies.jpg | ||
File:My niggies.png | |||
File:Niggi dark side.png|Niggi dark side | |||
File:Pink Niggies on Ice.png|I make the Pink Niggi ladies Go wild, soon I melt the ice with you baby! OWW! | |||
File:I'm Horny. Hell yea!.png|I'm Horny. Hell yea! | |||
File:Supniggi.png|Waz up muh <s>Niggaz</s> Niggies? | |||
File:Niggi Barbie and Niggi Jay.png|Niggi Barbie and Niggi Jay | |||
File:OriginalNiggiArt.png|ummmm.... ok | |||
File:4599-CrossoverNintendoPrincess Peac.jpg | File:4599-CrossoverNintendoPrincess Peac.jpg | ||
File:Slutniggies.jpg | File:Slutniggies.jpg | ||
File:Goo and Pickle.jpg|Goo and Prickle from Gumby, alter them a little bit and guess what they are? | File:Goo and Pickle.jpg|Goo and Prickle from Gumby, alter them a little bit and guess what they are? | ||
File:Princess Flatulence.jpg|Princes Flaturia aka Princess Flatulence. | |||
File:Niggi Mays.jpg|Sup Niggies, it's Niggi Mays n sheeeit!!!!!!!!!! | |||
File:Niggi Camera guy.png|Are you following me Niggi camera guy? | |||
File:Niggi pope.png|I guess this is supposed to be the Pope as a <s>nigger</s> niggi. | |||
File:I am on fire by thenigginecromancer.jpg | |||
File:When she has had enough by thenigginecromancer.jpg|Blood Thirsty | |||
File:Niggi succubus love by thenigginecromancer.jpg|Niggi succubus love. | |||
File:Niggi jimmy darling niggi freak thenigginecromancer.jpg|Niggi Jimmy darling is a niggi freak baby. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
===THE HORSE PEOPLE!!!!=== | ===THE HORSE PEOPLE!!!!=== | ||
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{{squote|I will explain as clearly as I can. As a child I developed many [[Mr. Hands|interests]]. I used to see [[furries|horse like people figures]] but I [[moonspeak|never really communicated with them]]. They would just [[crazy|live inside of my mind, as their own world]]. Maybe they didn't really mean that much to me. I also had these other animal like people figures, along with the horse like ones. I used to believe my stuffed animal horses had lives of their own, [[contradiction|I would pretend they were listening to me and could carry on a conversation with me along with the other horses]]. But I grew out of that. [[Denial|I was diagnosed for terretsat first, but turns out I don't have terrets]]. | {{squote|I will explain as clearly as I can. As a child I developed many [[Mr. Hands|interests]]. I used to see [[furries|horse like people figures]] but I [[moonspeak|never really communicated with them]]. They would just [[crazy|live inside of my mind, as their own world]]. Maybe they didn't really mean that much to me. I also had these other animal like people figures, along with the horse like ones. I used to believe my stuffed animal horses had lives of their own, [[contradiction|I would pretend they were listening to me and could carry on a conversation with me along with the other horses]]. But I grew out of that. [[Denial|I was diagnosed for terretsat first, but turns out I don't have terrets]]. | ||
|Lisa}} | |Lisa}} | ||
===Art Theft=== | ===Art Theft=== | ||
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Lisa is also known for [[plagiarism|stealing art]], recoloring the characters bright pink, and calling it her own--[[LOL WUT|sometimes even saying that the pictures weren't edited at all]], and that they are genuine pictures of [[Niggers|Niggies]]. | Lisa is also known for [[plagiarism|stealing art]], recoloring the characters bright pink, and calling it her own--[[LOL WUT|sometimes even saying that the pictures weren't edited at all]], and that they are genuine pictures of [[Niggers|Niggies]]. | ||
===Tard Quotes=== | ===Tard Quotes=== | ||
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File:Internettoughniggi.jpg|[[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough Niggi]] | File:Internettoughniggi.jpg|[[Internet tough guy|Internet Tough Niggi]] | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
===Fan Art=== | ===Fan Art=== | ||
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File:Breakfast_with_Molly_Bisher.png| Breakfast with Lisa | File:Breakfast_with_Molly_Bisher.png| Breakfast with Lisa | ||
File:Superlisamcb.jpeg| Loves to show her support for BLM and LGBT [[faggot|faggotry]]. | File:Superlisamcb.jpeg| Loves to show her support for BLM and LGBT [[faggot|faggotry]]. | ||
File:BangCapture2.jpg| Kiwi Farms finally catches up to Molly Bisher! | |||
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{{Squote|If [[Niggers|niggies]] are real...you cant copywrite them if they are so real...so obvously they are fake if you put a copyright on them | {{Squote|If [[Niggers|niggies]] are real...you cant copywrite them if they are so real...so obvously they are fake if you put a copyright on them | ||
|ahhleatherbelt, [[pwning|displaying]] his vast knowledge of how © works.|http://ahhleatherbelt.deviantart.com/|color=silver|size=360%}} | |ahhleatherbelt, [[pwning|displaying]] his vast knowledge of how © works.|http://ahhleatherbelt.deviantart.com/|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[David Icke]] | *[[David Icke]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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* {{ | * {{yt|c|UCzAfLDbuFlWanr0GDNBLiuA|Her currently active Youtube page, how long before this one is banned?}} | ||
* Some more of her numerous YouTube pages: | * Some more of her numerous YouTube pages: | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|pinkniggiwhore|pinkniggiwhore}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|niggiayo|niggiayo}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|TheNiggiMantis}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|niggisummer11|niggisummer11}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiHookah|NiggiHookah}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|niggispike|niggispike}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|niggibob|niggibob}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|niggiemosam|niggiemosam}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|razerbladeniggi|razerbladeniggi}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiesOnYT|NiggiesOnYT}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|TheNiggies2012|TheNiggies2012}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NIGGIHITLERJR|NIGGIHITLERJR}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiPlanet|NiggiPlanet}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiAggagaTheGreat|NiggiAggagaTheGreat}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiTube|NiggiTube}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiWolverine555|NiggiWolverine555}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|TheJokerNiggiMan|TheJokerNiggiMan}} | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|NiggiPuslinchPro|Listen to some Niggi tunes}} | ||
Latest revision as of 07:22, 13 January 2023
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Lisa McBrearty, also known as superlisamcb, Molly Bisher, and about 100+ other names, is a 30-year-old "high-functioning" autistic from Aberfoyle, Ontario who claims to see creatures she calls "Niggies". Upon discovering her previous claims of sightings of horse people and reptilians, we can only conclude that she is massively retarded, batshit insane, and maybe a little bit racist. With the addition of Lisa's horrifying ms-paint depictions of niggies as various jailbait horrors, the result is something that screams, gibbers and farts as it careens headlong into the depths of the uncanny valley.
What are Niggies?
According to Lisa, her fake and unreal Niggies are humanoid creatures only she can see and they live in the astral realm. Niggi women generally have no neck and huge tits, much like most American women. However, unlike most American women, Niggies are created with MS paint and boast eyeball raping baby pink skin which undulates and wanders freely outside the lines as Lisa's poor retard hands try desperately to do as they’re told and not to jam the mouse up her nose. Lisa, for some reason, usually makes no change to the lips and eyes of the girl she's recoloring, giving us the impression that this is not a fantasy creature--but the estranged daughter of Hannibal, wearing the skin of some unfortunate My Little Pony she happened to flay alive. Most of the Niggi women are also massive bisexual whores. This is obvious suppressed retard sexual projection that will one day manifest itself in the killing of ladies.
TL;DR: According to Lisa, Niggies are pink niggers.
Real life Niggies do exist. Real life Niggi are perverted dino faced monstrosities with superhuman strength trapped in a pocket universe where they are fed porn by Lisa. The Niggies know and refer to Lisa as Molly Bisher, an alias she uses while raping Niggies with her Niggi porn. Although sexually dimorphic, all Niggies are hermaphrodites. Niggi women only have one hole in place of anus and vagina, called a coacla. Niggi reproduction consists of Niggi women laying eggs in a swamp where they are fertilized by a Niggi male or males. The tadpoles will come out in a few weeks afterward. Niggi males also have this hole, and a large penis. Niggi women can also grow out their clitoris into a large penis. Niggi males can also lay eggs, but not as many as the females and they often have birth defects. With the advent of human pornography into Niggi culture, they have taken to having human style sex with in-body fertilization. This causes the tadpoles to come out retarded since the eggs are not built for that sort of punishment. Niggi impostor and pornographer Molly Bisher is responsible for the majority of Niggi porn, which has laid a path of destruction on Niggi society such that 90% of Niggies are now infected with AIDS.
In a classic example of trying too hard, Lisa has tried to utilize her artistic influence in text form on Urban Dictionary, in a desperate bid to persuade all the 13 year old boys that mistyped 'nigga' into the search bar; that her fake 'Niggi' are genuine entities. Of course, even the most mentally mutilated can distinguish between fact and retarded fanfiction - rendering her efforts somewhat useless.
The second definition of niggi could have only come from someone as dedicated and retarded as her
It seems that since Lisa is a massive asspie and probably smells like eggs and cabbage, she can't get laid. She finds fictional characters to have relationships with, because she obviously can't get a real boyfriend. So she faps to characters from the adult swim cartoon Metalocalypse. Apparently, she married each member of Dethklok. Since the male Niggies have extremely gigantic penises according to Lisa, she faps to the female Niggi sluts. Obvious enough through her terrifying drawings of Niggi porn most likely. She probably faps to Niggies because she will never experience a real relationship in a long time, or ever. So her horrible little abominations run about jamming anything not nailed down into one of their gaping orifices, farting all the while. Niggi men seem to have dinosaur faces, any color skin, and emo hair. Perhaps this means that Lisa sees men as frightening monsters which only the fearless niggi whores can tame, using their massive meat curtains as nets and their distended clitori as lassos. Perhaps it shows that she believes that men are all reptilians here to take her soul. Is she just a furry in denial? Or maybe she's just batshit insane.
KAWAII DESU NIGGIES O__O
In case you haven't pieced it together yet, Lisas' Niggies like to fart. They belch and fart and probably shit all over the walls in a joyous expression of just how unimpeded they are by normalcy and reason. The sad part is that, in the above video, Lisa actually farts aloud and blames it on the niggies. Let me reiterate that; A retarded girl farts so she then blames said fart on a group of Neanderthal like ms-paint whores who apparently have nothing better to do but bounce around her room, screaming in gibberish and unloading their colons all over the floor. Its a rare occasion that we see both the scapegoat and personified ID so obviously displayed and documented, by the retard herself no less. Greater study is obviously needed, preferably the type of study that involves vivisection.
Kiss your sanity goodbye.
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The Brilliant and Visionary Artist Herself
Lisa seems very much like a female Chris-chan, in that she's dumb as a brick with brain damage, expresses her feelings and fantasies with terrible drawings and masturbatory stories, and contributes nothing to society aside from a growing collection of confused passersby. But while Chris-chan at least has the courtesy to look exactly like the malformed retard manbaby he is, Lisa actually resembles a normal human being. This is merely a disguise though, as she is indeed as deluded, if not more deluded than CWC himself. At least in the case of Fatsack the Fagnificent he realizes that his drawings aren't real people, just characters (DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS), but good old lady batshit seems to honestly believe she's being visited by the demon spawn of MS Paint.
—Superlisamcb |
There is some debate over if she actually believes she sees these niggies, but regardless of her actual experiences its pretty clear she's off her fucking rocker. If she does see niggies then she's hallucinating her ass off but is apparently unaware of this; if not, she's creating this entire fucking alternate reality in a vain attempt to attention whore her intelligence out to the world. There is some evidence that she's actually seeing this shit and isn't trolling. Firstly, she seems to fit into the genuine self-important, reality is wrong and I'm right, tin foil hat club.
—Superlisamcb |
—Superlisamcb |
That's right people, she's the Niggi devil, but she just kicks ass with God and Jesus and won't let Satan fuck with her. Beyond the rather distressing fact that she's literally making herself the devil of her own created people (or alternatively, since they're obviously real, even they hate her so much they've named her their devil), she also seems to think that severe mental illness and rampant idiocy is a superpower. Perhaps even more distressing is her strange obsession with the sexual aspects of Niggies. Lisa draws a lot of devlish Niggies, maybe she worships Niggi Satan. She looks like she would do something as stupid as that, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest way.
She has an entire sites devoted to "Naughty Niggies" in which she basically recolors porn and creates quizzes with questions like " Are you a horny Niggies? If so what makes you horny most?" and "Do you go to Niggies parties where Niggies are sexually active?" The more that is discovered about her, the more it becomes obvious that she seems to be living vicariously through the Niggies, expressing her own urges to fuck everything that moves and farts about the room. There is also a definite undercurrent of lesbianism, since she seems to focus on the details of the female Niggies' naughty bits just a bit too long for a retard scribbling in MS Paint. She has an intense obsession with Niggi sexuality, to the point where she has to tell the whole fucking world.
HEY YOU GUIZE...NIGGIES LIKE TO HAVE THE SEX!! ISN'T THAT SO COOL?
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.....NIGGI PR0NZ!!11!
It is bad enough she pollutes DeviantArt with her eye burning Niggi artz. She obviously has to draw a Niggi version to every single fucking character she likes. Lisa no longer uses MS Paint to draw her shit images, she now illustrates teh Niggi sluuuuts! If you visit one of her many DeviantArt profiles listed below, you will probably notice if you haven't already. Her artwork is immensely fucking deranged if not significantly frightening.
Her odd interest in Niggi sexuality.
Lisa seems to glorify Niggi sexuality, way more than her own. She feels that human sexuality is lame to that compared to her horny motherfucking Niggies. Looking around on her DeviantArt profiles and at her Bitchute porn videos (now deleted), you may notice a green Niggi man named Jimmy. She seems to believe that she is this green Niggi man nammed Jimmy in some parallel universe.....seriously, read her posts below, she is certainly on teh drugzzz! Lisa's super valid Niggi research states that male Niggies have way too large of penises for human females to handle, so that means the female Niggies are the only ones who can whore around with a human on a particular occasion.
Lisa only digs beautiful Niggi females and identifies as a man. Not just any man, but a NIGGI man named Jimmy.
HAPPY NIGGI STD DAY!!
From examining her recent claims or just plain fucking insanity, Lisa is gay with female Niggies. Since she is a green Niggi man in a parallel universe, this somehow covers up the fact that she draws female Niggies as gigantic whores. I am sure the real Niggi men want to beat Lisa's face in for portraying their women as a bunch of fucking skanks.
Lisa is an Aspie rapist, she dreams of raping her Niggies. She probably pretends to be all innocent, or maybe she is just an idiot. She expects everyone to be okay with her monstrosities (Niggies) and plays this "eccentric" role denying that she is clearly out of her mind. She is not eccentric, she is a complete fucking failure. She has either lost her fucking mind or maybe she is truly insane.
Lisa can't understand why people get pissed off at her homosexual Niggi drawings.
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Fanfiction
- Legend Of Zelda:Link travels in the niggi castle ages
This single paragraph "fan fiction" which details a now apparently human Link's epic journey through the "castle ages" (known to non-retards as the Middle Ages or Dark Ages) of Niggi history. This journey lasts roughly 12 seconds before he trips and falls into a vagina. The dialogue is, in its glorious entirety, as follows:
Legend of Zelda: Link Travels In The Niggi Castle Ages
We all know in the castle ages Niggies were quite the naughty buggers and still are today. In the castle ages Niggies were a bit too freely indulged in lets say, MATING. Now today Niggies are a lil more logical and know where to have thier private time, but back in the castle ages it was like a giant announcement that spread all over the society. Pink Niggi women were allowed to walk around the castle half nude, which today its called slutty but more tight then in the castle ages where it was like TOO MUCH. Today in some parts Dahlia its still happening, but aslong as we don't have to see it every day were ok and will deal with the fact. Anyway, human Link enters The Niggi Castle ages where he sees many Pink Niggi women walking around all Promiscuous, The brown Niggi women seem to hide. A pink Niggi lady spots Link and likes what she sees, he notices she has her eyes on him. "Hey baby" she says to Link, he looks at her and smiles. A grey Niggi man appeared beside her. "Hey you shall give her sweet love" he says to Link. He realizes the Niggies in the castle ages were quite how can we say HORNY. Link feels if he doesn't do so he'll get introuble noticing the Niggi guards by the gate. "You shall come here, so you and the Pink Niggi mistress shall mate" The grey Niggi guy leads him to. They lead in a room with some beds, Link feels very wierd and has no idea what to do. The grey niggi guy leaves the room, leaving it to just Link and some Pink Niggi mistress. The pink Niggi mistress looks at Link and says "Hump me" while giggling. A tanned Niggi guy comes in the room and sees Link. "She wants you to give her your sweet love" he says to Link. The tanned Niggi guy leaves the room, and Link kisses the Pink Niggi mistress. THEY MAKE SWEET LOVE!
THE END!
It's like Doom Fanfic: the love story.
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Her old DeviantArt account had Zelda Niggies. There was even a drawing of Niggi Link with a Boooner. A WHAT? Yes that is correct, a boner. Nude Niggi Zelda was the culprit for the bodily function. Seriously, she is really fucking retarded. Too bad she deleted that account.
I Kissed a Niggi and I Liked It
—Superlisamcb, WHAT |
Her "Art"
Lisa, like many of her retarded brethren, overflows with creative fecal matter and takes any chance she gets to vomit it wholesale into our terrified faces and open mouths. She draws from a wide creative base of video games, celebrities and reality shows, literature, and her own bottomless vat of retardation to create the steaming piles of imagination we will review here today.
Another bit of creative thievery is that of the "Niggi Spongebob", or simply the "Emo Spongebob" if you look him up online. The interesting part of this is what she says about him.
This picture has spread on the internet, without people knowing it's supposed to be Niggi Spongebob.
Now she didn't create this picture. The actual effort involved gives that away. Regardless, she is claiming that it's supposed to be the "Niggi Spongebob". She is so totally convinced Niggi are real she is enlisting other anonymous people into the cause.
Her Beliefs
Lisa's beliefs can be described as a mix of New Age, conspiracy theories, escapism, delusion, idiocy, retarded monkey noises and arrogance DISREGARD THAT, THIS BITCH IS FUCKING INSANE!!!!111!!!one. She claims that "reality discriminates against Imagination" and that "Knowledge is defined by imagination," which sounds pretty inspirational but makes about as much sense as "Vocabulary is defined by racism". She also seems to think that imaginary friends are literally real and saying they're not is tantamount to murder. Listed below, in no particular order, are some of her other, more precise beliefs.
Niggi are Niggers?
If you have ever listened to one of Lisas' videos or read any of her posts you would know she has a nasty habit of saying Niggi all the time, like a gangster rapper. Many people question her on the origin of the name Niggi and ask, "Why did you have to name your imaginary creatures Niggi, it sounds like nigger?" No answer has been given, but many have speculated that when Lisa was a pre-teen, she listened to lots of rap music and got in trouble with her parents for saying nigger all the time. As a result, she made up her Niggi universe as an excuse to keep saying nigger and talk like a gangster. Over time her excuse evolved into reality and here we are today.
Like a typical BLM extremist, Lisa wants to exterminate all racists and shows white supremacists no mercy!
Lisa the Racist White Nationalist
A Racist White Nationalist? Why yes! When Lisa is not identifying as a black BLM racist, she identifies as a racist white nationalist. WAT!?!?!? Just listen to this video clip of Lisa talking about how she became a racist white nationalist!!!!!!
Lisa loves to spew her racist diatribe all over the internet, there is so much of it that we could not post it all. We did manage to assemble a large collection here for your enjoyment.
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You know I am (racist).- Lisa
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Das rite, I is raycist. - Lisa
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Klansman Lisa
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Nigger Greatness?
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LOL Nigger.
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No Niggers, No Jews, No Dogs
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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
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What is the difference between a black man and a bench?.
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Nigger Rape Packs!
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Incels are basically niggers.
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Lisa on a racist rant after someone reported her for racism.
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BBC Loving Race Traitors!
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Calling black people chimps is a compliment.
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Happy Nigger Halloween!
Dog Lovers Must be Stoned to Death
Since the start of her first foray on BitChute Lisa has taken to covering the most pressing issue of our time since the jenkem pandemic: Dogs! According to Lisa there is an epidemic of dogs abducting and eating human children, poisoning the food and water supply, crashing the economy and going door to door sleeping with every woman while their husbands are at work. This is such a big problem that the government and media are secretly covering it up so the public doesn’t know. As you must imagine this theory of hers, and her dog videos, generate a great deal of controversy, and as a result attract many concerned dog lovers who are quick to point out that her theory is insane! Lisa will not tolerate any criticism with her theory and is quick to call anyone who loves dogs a "dog fucker". Eventually she got so frustrated with the criticism, that Lisa declared all dog lovers must be stoned to death and exterminated!!!
How did she come to such batshit insane conclusions? Well after doing a deep-dive it turns out Lisa had some pent-up rage against her parents due to the fact they'd rather play with the pet dog than her and later went out of their way to buy her a condo, just so she'd fuck off and quit bothering them. Rather than come to terms with the fact that she's less enjoyable to be around than a pig with herpes, Lisa decided it was due to a mass conditioning campaign teaching parents to love their pets more than their children. In addition, she thinks her dad is a narcissist for having her watch the dog while he's gone (Lisa has never paid rent).
TL;DR: Why does Lisa hate dogs? Because the family loved the dog more than her.
H1N1 Vaccine BAD, Covid-19 Vaccine GOOD
Lisa was scared to death of the H1N1 Vaccine and so were her imaginary Niggies. Her Niggies did their due diligence and Lisa wasted no time posting to the interwebs their valuable informations:
H1N1 Vaccine According to Niggi President John Hamil:
"The news seems to overblow everything out of proportion...the news isn't going to tell you the absolute truth about this vaccine, because it is pure evil."
2021 Covid-19 Update - Lisa losses her mind, falls in love with Anthony Fauci and decides to trust the media and the vaccine propaganda because she "wants little to do with the conspiracy world now". She now complains of heavy menstrual flows and thinks the vaccine is the culprit. Poor Lisa, why didn't you listen to the Niggies?
Lisa should have listened to the real life Niggies. Real Niggies do their research. Real Niggies don't vaccinate!!!
Legend of Zelda Steals from Real Niggi history
The title itself should already have caused you to facepalm your sinus cavity out the back of your skull. Yes, apparently Majora was a real person who lived in the 1700's and whose mask is displayed in the Niggi museum of history; also, the mask was just "lucky," not a self-aware, evil entity which controlled him, like in the game. When we go beyond the initial idiocy of her mischaracterization of the 1700's and get into the festering core of of her argument where we find something perhaps even more disturbing. Not only is she claiming that the Nintendo Corporation is stealing from Niggi history but we find that she has no idea what Legend of Zelda lore even says. If we follow the logic: Lisa created the Niggies and by claiming that Nintendo stole from Niggi history, she is basically claiming that Nintendo stole her ideas. The complete madness of this is compounded by the fact that she seems to have no idea what the hell she's talking about in relation to the story or characters of the game. It's a clusterfuck of stupidity and self-delusion that very nearly graduates from hilarious to outright disturbing.
2012
No self-deluded fucknut circle jerk would have been complete without some sort of view on 2012, and Lisa delivered with her own personal message of peace, love and gaping, gaseous cunts. According to her, 2012 is when Niggies were officially going to take over the world. They planned on "making the planet earth a much happier and joyful place. Niggies would make health care free, give stronger equality rights, lower taxes, lower insurance, get more jobs for those who need them most, a great and stronger economy and tons more." Her announcement came complete with an Obama "Hope" style picture of Jesus with the phrase "jesus votes 4 niggies" under it. So they were going to take over the world in some sort of democratic election where gods are voting? It's at this point that one must begin to wonder if autism is not, in fact, the best hallucinogen in reality. Indeed, this sort of boasting is the sort of thing you expect to come out of a stoner's mouth, amongst a cloud of acrid smoke and masticated pizza.
Astral Cooties
According to Lisa, there are "endocrine disrupting chemicals" in the air and water, which mimic estrogen and cause cancer, sterility, and memory loss. As if that wasn't bad enough these chemicals also shut down your Third eye, which she claims is the pineal gland. The ability to see into "invisible realms" is regulated by the pineal and pituitary gland and that these "diabolical molecules" inhibit their processes. As a cure or at least method of prevention, she recommends listening to classical music, hugging a tree and watching her homemade Niggi porn over and over and over again.
Behold the beautiful world revealed when Niggies awaken the pineal gland! (WARNING! Niggi-language only)
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One can only imagine Lisa as some sort of faeces-encrusted troglodyte in a cage, who occasionally escapes her confinement and immediately charges headlong onto the computer. Once there, she proceeds to repeatedly smash her face against the keyboard and accidentally navigate to the TOW article on the pineal gland. Ignoring the parts about the gland's actual function, she immediately latches on to the fact that one of its many names is that of the "third eye," a reference to its mysterious nature until recently. Hooting in ecstasy and flinging semi-liquid shit about the room with the same glee and merriment as one might throw confetti, she proceeds to lovingly craft her next post, drawing from the massive knowledge of the three sentences she skimmed. Her work complete, she returns to her cage and basks in the afterglow of her conspiracy theory orgasm before vomiting in the corner and passing out, inebriated on her own fumes.
Unfortunately for our sanity, we know that Lisa is not some horrible, feral child, but a mostly normal human being with at least enough common sense as to know how to get dressed in the morning. The fact that she could still subscribe to these ideas despite her apparent sentience is depressing beyond all reason.
Reality
—Lisa, attempting to anonymously vandalize her page in an effort to get us to LEAVE HER ALONE!!one!. Note the inability to keep her tenses straight. |
Unfortunately, Lisa fails to realize that "reality is in the mind" is an argument that goes both ways. Sure, maybe she actually does see another dimension where hot pink MS Paint whores run around conveniently parroting her opinions and taking the blame for her farts, and we're just a bunch of mundanes blessed with the ability to ignore them. However, logic (that part of her "brain" that shudders and cries in the corner every time she opens MS Paint should be there but clearly fucking isn't) says that if that is her view on experiencing reality, then our reality is just as valid, since it depends on the person experiencing it. If anything, our reality is more valid, since there's more of us confirm it, and we're not sperging retards high on her own farts.
Lisa is a Conspiracy Theory nerdfag who faps to every new morsel of conspiratorial text she reads. Her Niggies inspired her to $33K THE TROOTHS!
Her websites
Lisa made three main sites to explain what Niggies are:
- https://whatareniggies.webs.com/
- https://niggireality.webs.com/
- https://whatareniggies.blogspot.com/
Bitchute is her main outlet these days as her many YouTube accounts keep getting banned:
Check out the External Links section below for more of her social media sites.
Troll?
Lisa is most likely not a troll. Here's why:
She's been posting stuff about Niggies since at least 2007. Look at her MySpace comments.Verified by credible sources that she's been doing it since she moved from Peterborough, Ontario to her current location (NOT Kitchener, withheld until 100% verified) in the early 2000's, at which time she claimed to start seeing the Niggies she spouts off about. So, she started seeing these in her early teens, possibly as old as 12 years old.- Other credible sources indicate that they've seen Angelfire and piczo accounts as early as 2005.
- Too much effort was put into her piczo accounts.
- There are dozens of Niggi sockpuppets she made. (list in the talk page. Seriously,it's pretty impressive.)
- Seriously, she's really fuckin' retarded. Like, "Quick, hide the knives" retarded.
NIGGI GALLERY
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stewie loves the niggi wiminz
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niggies flirting with each other.
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niggi women are whores
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This is how Lisa makes most of her art. She colors real girls bright pink and adds big nostrils to the guys.
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She calls this guy niggi shadow,the niggi vampire.
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Lisa doesn't like mean comments on her videos.
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this is what she faps to.
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Original
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Niggi dark side
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I make the Pink Niggi ladies Go wild, soon I melt the ice with you baby! OWW!
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I'm Horny. Hell yea!
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Waz up muh
NiggazNiggies? -
Niggi Barbie and Niggi Jay
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ummmm.... ok
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Goo and Prickle from Gumby, alter them a little bit and guess what they are?
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Princes Flaturia aka Princess Flatulence.
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Sup Niggies, it's Niggi Mays n sheeeit!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you following me Niggi camera guy?
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I guess this is supposed to be the Pope as a
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Blood Thirsty
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Niggi succubus love.
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Niggi Jimmy darling is a niggi freak baby.
THE HORSE PEOPLE!!!!
Before seeing Niggies, Lisa's imaginary friends were horse furries. She has a ton of pictures of horses in her photobucket, and she mentions horse people on her JewTube rants:
—Lisa |
Art Theft
On October 30, Lisa submitted this deviation (LINK'S DEAD, BITCHES. WHAT NOW?) A far cry from her normal MS Paint crap. A quick Tineye search revealed the real artist.
Moar on this spectacular fail as it unfolds.
Lisa is also known for stealing art, recoloring the characters bright pink, and calling it her own--sometimes even saying that the pictures weren't edited at all, and that they are genuine pictures of Niggies.
Tard Quotes
—Lisa |
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Lisa's reaction to this page
After being repeatedly ignored by the police (WHO'D HAVE GUESSED?!), Lisa decided her best course of action was to spend a part of each day coming to vandalize this article.
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She made this deviantart account to scare the trolls away.
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THE NIGGI POLICE HUNT DOWN TROLLS, OH SHIT
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the government is full of trolls!!!!!
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She made her main sites password protected.
Fan Art
Her Critics
While Lisa's persistent barrage of shit images can be regarded as, well, retarded, to say the least, her detractors somehow find a way to miss every chance at actually being funny at her expense (hence this ED article). 90% of comments made on her page are "niggies arent real". So in the meantime, feel free to spam "PINK FUCKING NIGGERS" as well as cocks on her DA page while we wait for funny commentary.
—gondorreborn, http://gondorreborn.deviantart.com/ |
—ahhleatherbelt, displaying his vast knowledge of how © works., http://ahhleatherbelt.deviantart.com/ |
See Also
- NiggiTruthAboutNiggiesChannel - Niggi Niggies the truth about Niggi Niggies not niggers, this is the Niggi truth channel! https://www.bitchute.com/channel/rfRCKO0XyU2Q/
- What Niggies Are and Means - Accept no impostors. https://telegra.ph/What-Niggies-Are-and-Means-04-19
- NBI - Niggi Bureau of Investigation - An (almost) daily glimpse into the inner workings of the mind of Canadian lolcow Molly Bisher https://www.bitchute.com/channel/g6nVMgenx7p4/
- Niggie Egg Grinda https://www.bitchute.com/channel/bzJt05cDXCws/
External Links
- Her new Bitchute page, go and troll her! Careful, she is ban happy!: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/memes/
- Some more of her numerous YouTube pages:
- pinkniggiwhore
- niggiayo
- TheNiggiMantis
- niggisummer11
- NiggiHookah
- niggispike
- niggibob
- niggiemosam
- razerbladeniggi
- NiggiesOnYT
- TheNiggies2012
- NIGGIHITLERJR
- NiggiPlanet
- NiggiAggagaTheGreat
- NiggiTube
- NiggiWolverine555
- TheJokerNiggiMan
- Listen to some Niggi tunes
- Some of her numerous Deviant Art pages:
- n1gg1greatness Her new DeviantArt account.
- niggimollybisher The Infamous Molly Bisher!
- thenigginecromancer
- niggikingdeath
- princessflaturia
- niggicalymere06
- niggimichaelmyers
- xxniggimantorxx
- niggieluver123
- niggiladiesrock
- niggiheathred
- niggikingston
- niggiesexist
- niggisethdestroyer
- niggiofficerjon
- niggiickey
- superlisamcb
- niggi-billy-mays
- niggi-vince-offer
- niggi-kanye-west
- taylor-niggi-swift
- niggi-michaeljackson
- niggijunglethunder
- Send her an e-mail here: [email protected]
Tell her that Niggies are awesome and she will probably show you some Niggi artz!
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