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'''Cubby''' (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old [[closeted|effeminate]] [[redneck|southern]] radio talk show "interviewer" for [http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat] in [[North Carolina]]. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of [[anti-lulz]] on the tubes and even moar proof of the [[Numa Numa|destructive]] power of [[Dogshit|viral video]]. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a <s>[[Jackass|Steveo]]</s> [[Smpfilms|Mrsafety]], a much more [[harpoons|bloated]], [[bear|hairy]], and [[talentless|desperate]] one, devoid of any actual redeemable [[Fat|qualities]]. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on [[SNL]]? - became quite popular on [[YouTube|JewTube]] due to large numbers of bored [[loser]]s needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Naruto]]'' episodes. | '''Cubby''' (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old [[closeted|effeminate]] [[redneck|southern]] radio talk show "interviewer" for [http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat] in [[North Carolina]]. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of [[anti-lulz]] on the tubes and even moar proof of the [[Numa Numa|destructive]] power of [[Dogshit|viral video]]. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a <s>[[Jackass|Steveo]]</s> [[Smpfilms|Mrsafety]], a much more [[harpoons|bloated]], [[bear|hairy]], and [[talentless|desperate]] one, devoid of any actual redeemable [[Fat|qualities]]. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on [[SNL]]? - became quite popular on [[YouTube|JewTube]] due to large numbers of bored [[loser]]s needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Naruto]]'' episodes. | ||
<center>'''The Video:'''<br />{{frame|<youtube>0_lrKhmx2WU</youtube><br /><center>'''I see a sock.'''</center>| | <center>'''The Video:'''<br />{{frame|<youtube>0_lrKhmx2WU</youtube><br /><center>'''I see a sock.'''</center>|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}}</center> | ||
==Cubby's [[Old Media|15 minutes]]== | ==Cubby's [[Old Media|15 minutes]]== | ||
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{{frame|<youtube>8ps6FX6v_iU</youtube><br /><center>'''Cubby on CNN'''</center>| | {{frame|<youtube>8ps6FX6v_iU</youtube><br /><center>'''Cubby on CNN'''</center>|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}} | ||
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==Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested== | ==Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested== | ||
[[Image:Cubby arrest tv.jpg|thumb|left|A popular expression for Cubby | [[Image:Cubby arrest tv.jpg|thumb|left|A popular expression for Cubby while in prison.]] | ||
Cubby was recently [http://www.wsoctv.com/news/17291694/detail.html arrested] for an on-air radio [[prank]] wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other [[douche bag]] radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no [[self-respect]], and will basically do anything [[loser|anyone]] tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later [[arrested]] and charged with causing a [[Fat fuck|disturbance]]. He was released on a 1k bond. | Cubby was recently [http://www.wsoctv.com/news/17291694/detail.html arrested] for an on-air radio [[prank]] wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other [[douche bag]] radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no [[self-respect]], and will basically do anything [[loser|anyone]] tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later [[arrested]] and charged with causing a [[Fat fuck|disturbance]]. He was released on a 1k bond. | ||
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[[Image:Cubby with Perez Hilton.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby with an even [[Perez Hilton|bigger faggot]].]] | [[Image:Cubby with Perez Hilton.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby with an even [[Perez Hilton|bigger faggot]].]] | ||
<center>{{frame|{{fv|Cubbyvids2|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|font-color= #C0C0C0;|<youtube>zmwVcJ3PSyc</youtube><center>'''Cubby takes his fail to the streets.</center>|<youtube>2EbgqZVx-p4</youtube><center>Cubby wants to work at Hooters.</center>|<youtube>65KlaBKZAjw</youtube><center>Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.</center>}}| | <center>{{frame|{{fv|Cubbyvids2|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|font-color= #C0C0C0;|<youtube>zmwVcJ3PSyc</youtube><center>'''Cubby takes his fail to the streets.</center>|<youtube>2EbgqZVx-p4</youtube><center>Cubby wants to work at Hooters.</center>|<youtube>65KlaBKZAjw</youtube><center>Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.</center>}}|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}}</center> | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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[[Image:Cubby doesn't like women1.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby doesn't like the ladies.]] | [[Image:Cubby doesn't like women1.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby doesn't like the ladies.]] | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|cu|Cubbyradio|Cubby on YouTube}} | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|cu|Cubbyradio2|Another Cubby channel}} | ||
*{{myspace|jaseradio|Cubby on MySpace}} | *{{myspace|jaseradio|Cubby on MySpace}} | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=508649898&ref=profile Cubby on Facebook] | *[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=508649898&ref=profile Cubby on Facebook] | ||
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Cubby (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old effeminate southern radio talk show "interviewer" for WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat in North Carolina. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of anti-lulz on the tubes and even moar proof of the destructive power of viral video. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a Steveo Mrsafety, a much more bloated, hairy, and desperate one, devoid of any actual redeemable qualities. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on SNL? - became quite popular on JewTube due to large numbers of bored losers needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching Family Guy and Naruto episodes.
Cubby's 15 minutes
Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested
Cubby was recently arrested for an on-air radio prank wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other douche bag radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no self-respect, and will basically do anything anyone tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later arrested and charged with causing a disturbance. He was released on a 1k bond.
Cubby Milks It For Everything It's Worth
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External Links
Cubby on YouTube- Another Cubby channel
Cubby on MySpace- Cubby on Facebook
- Cubby on Twitter
- 961thebeat The radio station Cubby "works" at.
- Cubby's email
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