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==History== | ==History== | ||
It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy. | It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy. | ||
{{quote|I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.|Steven||color=silver|size=360 | {{quote|I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.|Steven||color=silver|size=360%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}} | ||
{{quote|To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.|Gold3n to Steven||color=silver|size=360 | {{quote|To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.|Gold3n to Steven||color=silver|size=360%|textColor=blue|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}} | ||
After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything. | After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything. | ||
Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on [[GamerGate]] and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history. | Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on [[GamerGate]] and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history. | ||
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|AlisonHasATinyDick|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold; | |{{frame|{{videoframe|AlisonHasATinyDick|background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center; font-weight: bold;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>Bv8lV0hhP9k</youtube><br/>The full interview. | |<center><youtube>Bv8lV0hhP9k</youtube><br/>The full interview.</center> | ||
|<youtube>8osH6ohW0uc</youtube><br/>The tl;dw version. | |<center><youtube>8osH6ohW0uc</youtube><br/>The tl;dw version.</center> | ||
|<center><youtube>s45jdKFAwK8</youtube><br/>Crying Game version.</center> | |||
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}} | }}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}} | ||
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File:AlisonPrime Queeny.jpg | File:AlisonPrime Queeny.jpg | ||
Image:AlisonSendsTitsToIcze4r.png|Steve sends a photo of some random tits to [[Icze4r|a 14-year-old]]. | Image:AlisonSendsTitsToIcze4r.png|Steve sends a photo of some random tits to [[Icze4r|a 14-year-old]]. | ||
File:AlisonPrime tweets1.png | |||
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===Accounts=== | ===Accounts=== | ||
* <s> | * <s>{{twitter|Alison_prime|His Old Twitter}}</s> Baleeted! | ||
* | * <s>{{twitter|HikageKagura|His New Twatter}}</s> Baleeted when he found out he was found out. | ||
* {{dauser|alisonprime|His DevianTART account}} | |||
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/Alisonprime His reddit account] | * [https://www.reddit.com/user/Alisonprime His reddit account] | ||
* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/AlisonPrime The Escapist account] | * [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/AlisonPrime The Escapist account] | ||
* [https://imageshack.us/user/xenogearsgirl his fake imageshack account] | * [https://imageshack.us/user/xenogearsgirl his fake imageshack account] | ||
* [http://quizzes.teen.com/profiles/friends/AlisonPrime?view=list Teen.com profile] | * [http://quizzes.teen.com/profiles/friends/AlisonPrime?view=list Teen.com profile] | ||
===Other Crap=== | ===Other Crap=== |
Latest revision as of 23:36, 18 April 2023
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
AlisonPrime, Powerword: Steven Polk (also known as Alison Veronica Polk, Mahoroandou2005 and XenogearsGirl) was a "female" member of the GamerGate movement who spent "her" time doing nothing but talking about "her" over-sized tits and how "she" survived childhood uterine cancer that stole "her" ability to bear children. This all came to a close on November 3rd, 2015, when "her" house "blew up" and "she" was left homeless – The only problem being that "she" was actually a 31-year-old man and his lies were now completely exposed for the world to see – Thus proving that being a liar and an attention whore is not something that is reserved exclusively for anti-GamerGaters such as Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn.
History
It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy.
—Steven |
—Gold3n to Steven |
After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything. Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on GamerGate and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history.
GamerGate and NotYourShield
Early on, Prime got involved with autism awareness movements GamerGate and NotYourShield, where he pretended to be a girl by finding pics of tits on DeviantArt, cropping them in Photoshop and then sharing them so that the lonely virgins who have never seen a real pair of tits would fap over them, and in exchange give him money and attention. Of course the SJW lite abstract of GamerGate known as mods at KotakuInAction is still white knighting this guy, probably as they are too fucking stupid to find cleavage on their own, or their mom won't let them. In the end all Steven proved by his stunt is what we all knew all along, that there is no women in GamerGate or NotYourShield.
Burning down the house
Much like Chris-Chan, Prime also experienced the loss of all his earthly possession when the house was set ablaze, but instead of collecting Sonic, Prime collected Sonic and pics of cleavage.
The fund
Hearing the Polk house was set ablaze, Joseph William Beatty Jr. was quick to make a fundraising site, in order to take the money for himself. Joseph has no relation to the family, and of course he has a habit of creating fundraisers.
Steven's Catfished Boyfriend
Bram Frijns (also known as YamatoNMX and AmplifiedYT) is a YouTuber who, at some point, became AlisonPrime's E-boyfriend – a fact that he began to regret as soon as he learned that Alison was actually a 31-year-old male paedophile and not a big-titted slut as he had been led to believe.
As is the typical response in these kind of situations, Bram immediately joined Encyclopedia Dramatica upon his discovery of this article and attempted to remove a single link to his Facebook page – Little did he know that his resistance would only make ED's penis harder and result in a single link to his Facebook page being turned into an entire section about him.
By the way, we did remove the link to your Facebook page – You're welcome!
History of Violence
According to McHenry County (Same county where the Polk family resides) court records, Steve Polk was arrested in 2005 for "Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon." This new revelation raises the possibility that Steve killed his own dad lol and setting his house ablaze in order to get some attention.
GamerGate Backlash
After having been exposed for the fraud that he is, Steve decided it would be a great idea to "come clean" on Ralph Retort's YouTube stream and endure verbal rape for three-and-a-half hours. Steve sheds many crocodile tears during this encounter and when confronted with some harsh questions by the panel, he diverts attention by telling long-winded stories about World of Warcraft cosplay. Ralph plays the part of the "neutral moderator" and allows Steve plenty of time to explain himself, yet he continues to double down on his lies with even more lies. He was pushed to tears by each person on the Skype call at several different times. Three fucking hours and several Dr. Phil-eque lectures later, it's concluded that none of Steve's ill-gotten gains will be refunded, he's carried on a suspicious relationship with a known pedophile, and the closest thing to rectifying the situation would be for Steve to get the fuck off the internet. After the stream, Steve decided to delete fucking everything as advised by the callers.
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The lies
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STEVEN POLK
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His Twitter header
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Where he stole it from
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He's got the woman stealing part right
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Steve sends a photo of some random tits to a 14-year-old.
MMO champion
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3/3
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2/3
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1/3 (archive)
See also
- GamerGate
- Scam
- Icze4r - A 14-year-old girl (or possible JonTron alt) that Steven Polk attempted to groom.
- Chris-Chan - Another creepy case of a male lesbian with paedophilic tendencies.
- ZilianOP - Guy pretending to be handicapped
External links
Accounts
His Old TwitterBaleeted!His New TwatterBaleeted when he found out he was found out.- His DevianTART account
- His reddit account
- The Escapist account
- his fake imageshack account
- Teen.com profile
Other Crap
- INTERVIEW: Who is Alison Prime?: Gamer Posts Family Plight, Fake Internet Persona Ousted
- Shit reviews on his website
- #AlisonScam Victims Fund
- I become a Kitty =^.^=
- Ashley Riot, the cosplayer whose photos were stolen by Steve
The scam explained in three easy links:
AlisonPrime is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
AlisonPrime is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Featured article November 6 and 7, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Netoraserare |
AlisonPrime | Succeeded by Fallout: Shadow of Boston |