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[[File:Rogue on bandicam.jpg|thumb|right|He looks like a fat 14 year old surrounded by children's toys]]
[[File:Rogue on bandicam.jpg|thumb|right|He looks like a fucking 14-year old little boy surrounded by his lil' children's toys]]


'''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brent Jansen''') was a wannabe [[YouTuber]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] related to the King of Lolcows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Rogue's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]] verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next [[Mister Metokur]]; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. While Rogue wants you to think he's in his late adult years, he's actually around 24 years old, as he graduated high school in 2016.
'''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword| Real name:]] '''Brent Allen Jansen''') is a wannabe [[Mister Metokur| Mister Metokur 2.0]] and [[Youtuber| massive YouTuber grifter]] who made [[Shitpost|low-effort content]] on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding the King of Lolcows himself, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. His online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media users with no actual means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next [[Mister Metokur| '''Jim81Jim''']]; going as far as to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016.


The beginning of the end for Rogue began when Whiteglove, the creator of this article, was [[BTFO]]d from Rogue's Discord channel; so he joined [[Kiwi Farms]] in an attempt to form a [[personal army]], only for him to be outed as a [[fat]] [[tranny]] [[Redditor]]. This of course lead to Rogue getting doxed. Instead of taking the dox in stride like his hero Mr. Metokur, Brent panicked and decided to [[delete fucking everything]]. He even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was a member on and block everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, showing he could dish out criticism but couldn't take any lolz at his expense.


Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] before him.  
The story of Rogue, Internet Man is another classic case of someone who pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is [[IRL| a insecure, thin-skinned and scared deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scenes.]] Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences, especially when you attach those actions to your stupid pig-nosed face, while also serving as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] beforehand.


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== theNGclan; the dry run for the man himself ==
== Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins ==
Rogue loves attention; and, before finding it on YouTube, he was known on the [[GTAForums]] as [https://gtaforums.com/profile/583435-thengclan/ theNGclan]. However, Rogue is very protective of this and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows he's Rogue and, should you make a post about it, [[Delete fucking everything|your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the staff telling you that he does not wanna be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform]]. And, in typical Rogue fashion, he'll deny that he was theNGclan, but how can you deny [https://anonfiles.com/d268bar1y4/Rogue_NikoBellic_mp3 the similarities between their voices?]
Brent loves the attention, and before finding it though the rogue character and YouTube, he was known on the [[GTAForums]] [https://gtaforums.com/profile/583435-thengclan/ theNGclan] and [[Twitch]] [https://www.twitch.tv/thengclan] as theNGclan. However, he's also very protective of this too, and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows that it was him, and if you were to make any sort of post about it, then your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the forum staff telling you that he doesn't not want to be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Brent Jansen fashion, he'll deny ever being theNGclan, but how can it be denied? [https://anonfiles.com/d268bar1y4/Rogue_NikoBellic_mp3 the similarities between their voices?]


=== North Yankton DLC Hoax ===
=== The North Yankton DLC Hoax ===
Back in 2013, theNGClan earned his reputation as a bullshitter by creating a fake DLC "leak" for GTA V set in [[North Dakota|North Yankton]]. Who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole in the midwest is anyone's guess but people believed the leaks he found in the "source code" to be the real deal and he rode high on their shoulders like a king. Even news sites were screaming about it, just search "GTAForums North Yankton Hoax" in any web browser and you'll see that this is what he wanted - attention. However, actual modders who do more than shitty character ports checked the code themselves and called him out on his bullshit. He finally confessed, but not before [[It was a social experiment|trying to save face by saying he was trying to promote elaborate discussion]].
theNGClan began his reputation as a complete and total bullshitter back in 2013, by creating a fake DLC leak for [[Grand Theft Auto V| Grand Theft Auto V]] set in [[North Dakota|North Yankton]]. Because who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole backwater midwest armpit state is really anyone's guess, really? But people believed those leaks and swallowed the bullshit whole. He found it in the hex code of a title update to be the real deal and he rode it in high on their shoulders like a king. Getting exactly what he wanted the attention; Well of course until actual modders who do far more than just shitty character ports checked the actual code for themselves and then proceeded to call him out on his shit. causing him to confess to this hoax, but not before [[It was a social experiment| trying to save his ass by calming he was only trying to promote elaborate discussion]]. Before two tailing it out of there and fading back into obscurity on the forum.


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=== San Andreas Connection ===
=== San Andreas Connection ===
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC turned out to be a hoax, Rogue was still yearning for attention and within the files of his shitty character ports made references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which [[Shit no one cares about|"centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets, Niko is pulled back into the criminal underworld. During his ventures into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, Niko eventually bumps shoulders criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, Niko associates some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas, all while trying to survive."]] All of this exists to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Rogue feel cool about it/himself. If you actually want to read about the story; don't worry because Rogue has got you covered! Visit [https://san-andreas-connection.fandom.com/wiki/San_Andreas_Connection his fandom page] or [https://www.moddb.com/mods/san-andreas-connection an archived ModDB page] to find out more about this poorly-written fanfic.
Shortly after the North Yankton DLC was proven to be a hoax, [[Epic Ween| Brent, being unable to take L's and move on with his life]] was still yearning for yet more attention, and within the files of his shitty character ports, it makes references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which [[Asperger Syndrome| "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has recently moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets,]] (Which is spoilers! Niko Bellic has [[Homosexuality| closeted homoerotic]] and [[Pedophilia| Pedophilic coomer groomer tendencies]] that he doesn't want to get out to the public) [[Asperger Syndrome| This was enough to pull Niko back into the criminal underworld. And with his associates by his side, who are known as some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas. During which he will venture into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, where he will eventually bumps shoulder to shoulder with criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, all while doing what it takes to survive."]] All of this exists just to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Brent feel cool about it and himself. If you actually want to read and find out more about his poorly-written fanfiction; don't you worry nor fret dear reader because he's already got you covered! Just visit.


The trivia sections usually have a lot of BS in them, acting like this is a real thing but there has been zero evidence of it ever being playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that Rogue was lying that he has tools that actually do not exist, along many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer and it's nothing, really, just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic" which should have been addressed. Similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they're looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it's all [[Bullshit|bullshit]].
* [https://san-andreas-connection.fandom.com/wiki/San_Andreas_Connection his fandom page] (Unfortunately this page has been deleted, wonder why?)
* [https://www.moddb.com/mods/san-andreas-connection an archived ModDB page]
 
Now trivia sections are generally filled with a lot of BS in them, acting like this was a legitimate and real thing despite there being zero evidence of it ever being actually playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM, which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that he was lying about having the tools that actually do not exist, among many, many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer, and it's really nothing, but just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from the vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise of - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic," which should have been addressed. A similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they were looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it was all [[Bullshit| complete and bullshit.]]


== YouTube Career ==
== YouTube Career ==
[[File:UGLY WHORE SKANK.jpg|thumb|right|His fat ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to have yeast infections and also verifiably masturbates in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash]]
[[File:UGLY WHORE SKANK.jpg|thumb|right|His ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to masturbating in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash and having [[Fail|lucrative]] [[Prostitute| bisexual prostitution "business"]]]]


For a good while, Rogue had a career on YouTube making fun of [[Retarded| mentally handicapped and disabled]] people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding Discord servers with racist messages, blackmailing teenagers and threatening to destroy their lives, as well as exchanging tranny porn with teenagers on his Discord server. The average Rogue stream consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing [[shit nobody cares about]], and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]].
For a while, Rogue had a "good career" on YouTube making fun of [[Retarded| mentally handicapped and disabled]] people. Some of his favorite things to do are weaponized his retarded audience into raiding Discord servers he vaguely dislikes with racist messages, blackmailing his moderators and internet rando threatening to destroy their lives over internet, as well as hosting all weird scat, fray, trap, gay, trans, cat and furry porn on discord server. (A server which was filled with minors and children.) And gruel of the crop of his content and main source of cash flow on YouTube '''The Rogue After Dark Stream''' in which the average stream would consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his co-hosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing [[shit nobody cares about]], and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the [[Chris-chan|CWCki]] and whatever boring internet trash that he could find.


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[[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|Found on his server. Only pedophiles will defend it.]]
[[File:Rogue, Internet Man's Discord server.jpg|thumb|right|This was found on his server.]]
[[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his suicidiality on Kiwi Farms, let's see if we can push it further!]]
[[File:Noisebones Desktop Saveuser2.png|thumb|right|Rogue discussing his own suicidal thoughts on Kiwi Farms, now let's see if we can push him any further!]]


Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, that house will eventually fuck your ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck|as well as sending said porn to teenagers]].
Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of [[retards]] online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will fall down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected [[Over 9000|5 GB]] of [[tranny]] and [[furry]] porn, [[Sick fuck| as well as sending said porn to teenagers]].


After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy|super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.  
After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a [[Internet tough guy| super epic internet troll]] were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.  


For example, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot [[MrRepzion|Repzion]]. The two had beef for whatever reason, so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend, who once performed in porn [[CP|while she was underage]]. Rogue, being the [[Mega ultra super genius|intelligent]] 30+ year old man that he is, decided he was going to find every bit of this [[CP|porn]] and compile it into a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was [[CP]], Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is: what fucking weird-ass friends do you have who can professionally separate child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred, he, within 15 minutes, [[Delete fucking everything|deleted every single bit of his internet presence]], making him a ghost online.  
In one instance of this, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and massive faggot [[MrRepzion| Repzion]]. The two had some beef for whatever dumb fucking reason, so in his infinite wisdom Rogue decided to set his sights on Repzion girlfriend, who once performed in private [[Porn| as a minor]]. Rogue, being the [[Mega ultra super genius| highly intellectual]] thirty to forty year old man that he definitely most certainly is, decided when out to gather every single bit of this porn and compile it into a document in order to use in a blackmail smear harassment campaign against Repzion. When someone who did little more research into this subject confronted him about the fact this was likely and confidently child porn!; Rogue reassured them that "everybody was already onboard with it" and he had his moderators' verifiably verified it for him. But the real question is: what fucking weird-ass associates do you have within your inner circle that who can professionally separate CP from RP? After all of this occurred, he within fifteen minutes [[Delete fucking everything| scrubbed every single bit of his internet presence]], effectively ghosting himself online for a brief time.


Here's a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators on his Discord server:
Here's a list of things he has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators from his Discord server:


* He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
* He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
* He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.  
* He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.  
* He enjoys screaming "Nigger!" at people from his car, while on Discord voice chat.
* He's [[Nice Guy| pays women to masturbate for him]] [[Incel| while laughing at them behind there backs.]]
* He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.  
* He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.  
* He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.  
* He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.  
* He drunk drives to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
* He drove out drunk to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
* He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
* He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
* He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
* He's [[whore| lowkey and would paid to fuck]]
* He's phoned up Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
* He has stolen vehicles before.
* He has stolen vehicles before.
* He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
* He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
* He’s lied about being an employee at Rockstar Games.
* He’s lied about being a former employee at Rockstar Games.
* He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
* He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
* He likes to project his actions on to others in an attempt to deflect them, like [[Joshua Conner Moon| a certain individual]]
* He created [[Narcissistic personality disorder| his own Wikitubia page.]]
* He created [[Narcissistic personality disorder| his own Wikitubia page.]]
* He’s taken [[Acerthorn| petty legal action against Wendi Diego.]] While he using both his parents and dead niece as an excuse just to look good, and cool in the front of the people of the internet.
* He’s taken [[Acerthorn| petty legal action against Wendi Diego.]] While using both his family and dead niece as his excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet.
 


The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and the fact that Rogue deleted everything after he got doxed suggested that there was and still probably are far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what was leaked shortly. Something that cannot be passed off as rumor: [[Batshit insane|his brother]].
The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what came to light shortly. Something that cannot be passed off as accusation or mere rumor: [[Batshit insane|his brother.]]


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==His Brother: the Baby Killer==
==His Brother: the child abusing murder==
[[File:Howard Jansen III.jpg|thumb|This man will fucking rape you]]
[[File:Howard Jansen III.jpg|thumb| You better watch your ass, because this man will fucking sodomize it]]


After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious shit attached to his name. His [[batshit insane]] brother, '''Howard Jansen III''', one day decided to murder his daughter Olivia by bashing her brain in. Olivia was only 3 years old at the time of her murder.
After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious and appalling shit attached to his family name. His [[batshit insane]] brother, '''Howard Jansen III''', one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter '''Olivia Ann Jansen''' by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother. [https://lawandcrime.com/crime/kansas-dad-admits-to-brutal-murder-of-3-year-old-daughter-who-was-beaten-and-kept-locked-in-a-dog-kennel/]


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== Howard Jansen II Enterprises ==
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-55-11-526.jpg|thumb|His dad's dealership]]
[[File:Rogue'sparents.png|thumb|right|Rogue's parents, Elizabeth Jansen (on the left) and Howard Jansen II (on the right). Here they are contemplating what a bunch of faggots they are and how things could have been different.]]
Did you know Brent's [[ATHF| Dad owns a business?]] And said father is a literally used car salesman and notorious fellow cowardly con-man who runs a shady car dealership in Kansas City, Kansas called '''Howard Jansen II Enterprises'''. A business that isn't even a licensed or legal business, that has multiple and numerous complaints levied against them.[https://www.bbb.org/us/ks/kansas-city/profile/used-car-dealers/howard-jansen-ii-enterprises-0674-11020002 the BBB] 
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The majority of the reviews on his dad's dealership are entirely negative for one reason or another. Only reaffirming the general consensus that is Rogue and company are incredibly horrible and rotten people who only rival [[Nigger| niggers]] in their arrogance.


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== His Dad's Dealership ==
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-55-11-526.jpg|thumb|His dad's dealership]]
[[File:Rogue'sparents.png|thumb|right|Rogue's parents, Elizabeth Jansen (left) and Howard Jansen II (right). Here they are contemplating what a bunch of faggots they are and how things could have been different.]]
Did you know Brent Jansen's [[ATHF|dad owns a dealership]]? Said dealership isn't even licensed or legal to be in business, and also has numerous complaints with [https://www.bbb.org/us/ks/kansas-city/profile/used-car-dealers/howard-jansen-ii-enterprises-0674-11020002 the BBB] for reeing at customers for not wanting their shitty cars. His father a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance.
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== In Conclusion ==
Rogue, Internet Man is just another classic case of someone Pretending to be a online tough guy, but really is an insecure and thin skinned scared little fat ginger pussy [[IRL| behind the scene.]] Don't be like this and remember, that your online actions have serious consequences. Especially when you attach your pig-nosed face to it. Well but at least your not as much of a fucking loser as Brent Jansen is.


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File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-46-25-067.jpg|Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Rogue.
File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-46-25-067.jpg|Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Rogue.
File:Rogue'sface.png|Photo of Brent Jansen in all of his glory!
File:Rogue'sface.png|Photo of Brent Jansen in all of his glory!
File:Rogue internet pussy.jpg|They got children on the mind.
File:Rogue internet pussy.jpg|They got children on their minds.
File:Rogues tiny dick.jpg|Behold! Brent Jansen’s [[Mircopenis| miniscule not-so hidden 0.75-Inch treasure.]] Hmm… Does this remind you of[[You| somebody]]? (Just keep these photos in mind, they'll be important later.)
File:Rogues tiny dick.jpg|Behold! Brent Jansen’s [[Mircopenis| miniscule not-so hidden 0.75-Inch treasure.]] Hmm… Does this remind you of[[You| anyone?]] (Just keep these photos in mind, they'll be important later.)
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File:Bandicam 2022-06-23 08-13-12-561.jpg|Yeah it all makes sense now.
File:Rogue's porno stash .jpg|Really riveting stuff. (Ohhhh this is so fuuucking hot. [[Faggot| - Rouge’s mentally challenged audience.]])
File:Rogue's porno stash .jpg|Really riveting stuff. (Ohhhh this is so fuuucking hot. [[Faggot| - Rouge’s mentally challenged audience.]])
File:Rogue internet pussy again.jpg|Hentai he had commissioned of himself. (Some of the finest wish fulfillment projection you'll ever see.)
File:Rogue internet pussy again.jpg|Hentai he had commissioned himself. (Some of the finest wish fulfillment projection you'll ever see.)
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==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Acerthorn]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - Another lolcow of his type.
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - Another lolcow of his type.
* [[Acerthorn]]
* [[Chris-chan]] - The lolcow he obsesses over
* [[Chris-chan]] - The lolcow he obsessed over
* [[Delete fucking everything]] - One of his favorite pastime.
* [[Delete fucking everything]] - His favorite pastime.
* [[Dillin Thomas]] - Rogue's own diametrically opposed Yang.
* [[Ethan Ralph]]
* [[Internet tough guy]]
* [[Internet tough guy]]
* [[Null]]
* [[Ricegum]]
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]
* [[Transgender]] - Like the dirty and smelly a-logging pseudo-man who created this initial article
* [[Troll shielding]]
* [[Troll shielding]]


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He looks like a fucking 14-year old little boy surrounded by his lil' children's toys

Rogue, Internet Man ( Real name: Brent Allen Jansen) is a wannabe Mister Metokur 2.0 and massive YouTuber grifter who made low-effort content on safe and familiar lolcows and especially surrounding the King of Lolcows himself, Christian Weston Chandler. His online presence mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki articles verbatim; getting into internet spat fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels and various social media users with no actual means of defending themselves; paired with his boring ass streams featuring his cokehead nobody "friends". All the while he desperately wants to be perceived as the next Jim81Jim; going as far as to imitate his manner of speaking with his fake raspberry radio and even structuring his content very similarly to his own. While Rogue will want to dilute the majority of people into thinking he's in his mid to late adult years, he's in his twenties, (Twenty-four at the time of his initial exposure) as he graduated high school back in 2016.


The story of Rogue, Internet Man is another classic case of someone who pretends to be a cool online tough guy, but really is a insecure, thin-skinned and scared deranged violent doxxing ginger fat man behind the scenes. Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences, especially when you attach those actions to your stupid pig-nosed face, while also serving as a valuable reminder and cautionary tale on those who build and revolve their around lolcow culture, most are often then not turn out to be lolcows in their own right. And is exactly the reason why not to get directly involved in Chris-chan orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke beforehand.

Rogue's fumbling and not-so humbling begins

Brent loves the attention, and before finding it though the rogue character and YouTube, he was known on the GTAForums theNGclan and Twitch [1] as theNGclan. However, he's also very protective of this too, and wants to make sure that nobody on the forums knows that it was him, and if you were to make any sort of post about it, then your post will be removed and you will get a warning from the forum staff telling you that he doesn't not want to be known as Rogue, The Internet Man on the platform. And, in typical Brent Jansen fashion, he'll deny ever being theNGclan, but how can it be denied? the similarities between their voices?

The North Yankton DLC Hoax

theNGClan began his reputation as a complete and total bullshitter back in 2013, by creating a fake DLC leak for  Grand Theft Auto V set in North Yankton. Because who the fuck would want to play a GTA game set in some shithole backwater midwest armpit state is really anyone's guess, really? But people believed those leaks and swallowed the bullshit whole. He found it in the hex code of a title update to be the real deal and he rode it in high on their shoulders like a king. Getting exactly what he wanted the attention; Well of course until actual modders who do far more than just shitty character ports checked the actual code for themselves and then proceeded to call him out on his shit. causing him to confess to this hoax, but not before  trying to save his ass by calming he was only trying to promote elaborate discussion. Before two tailing it out of there and fading back into obscurity on the forum.

San Andreas Connection

Shortly after the North Yankton DLC was proven to be a hoax, Brent, being unable to take L's and move on with his life was still yearning for yet more attention, and within the files of his shitty character ports, it makes references to an upcoming story mod for GTA 5 which "centers around Niko Bellic, a recent citizen of Liberty City, who has recently moved to Paleto Bay, San Andreas in March 2018. After receiving a mysterious text threatening to reveal all of Niko's past secrets, (Which is spoilers! Niko Bellic has closeted homoerotic and Pedophilic coomer groomer tendencies that he doesn't want to get out to the public) This was enough to pull Niko back into the criminal underworld. And with his associates by his side, who are known as some of the most corrupt figures in San Andreas. During which he will venture into the depths of the underbelly of paradise, where he will eventually bumps shoulder to shoulder with criminal mastermind Lester Crest. Through a series of intense shootouts and increasingly life-threatening heists, all while doing what it takes to survive." All of this exists just to get file diggers hooked up on this mod that will never truly exist and is supposed to generate hype to make Brent feel cool about it and himself. If you actually want to read and find out more about his poorly-written fanfiction; don't you worry nor fret dear reader because he's already got you covered! Just visit.

Now trivia sections are generally filled with a lot of BS in them, acting like this was a legitimate and real thing despite there being zero evidence of it ever being actually playable. However, it was moved to a multiplayer platform mod called FiveM, which at least makes it playable in some way, but this still proves that he was lying about having the tools that actually do not exist, among many, many other things. On the ModDB page, you can see the trailer, and it's really nothing, but just running around, shooting etc, obviously excluding cutscenes from the vanilla game with just the player model swapped. This has nothing to do with the mod's premise of - developing a fully new story, this is just a "cool cinematic," which should have been addressed. A similar case was with the website where he had a gallery page that had images of staged pictures that were supposed to show the mod in action. The goal was to make the viewer feel like they were looking at screenshots from cutscenes or gameplay of the mod but it was all complete and bullshit.

YouTube Career

His ugly elementary school librarian looking ass co-host Asterik, who is known to masturbating in front of Rogue for small amounts of cash and having lucrative bisexual prostitution "business"

For a while, Rogue had a "good career" on YouTube making fun of mentally handicapped and disabled people. Some of his favorite things to do are weaponized his retarded audience into raiding Discord servers he vaguely dislikes with racist messages, blackmailing his moderators and internet rando threatening to destroy their lives over internet, as well as hosting all weird scat, fray, trap, gay, trans, cat and furry porn on discord server. (A server which was filled with minors and children.) And gruel of the crop of his content and main source of cash flow on YouTube The Rogue After Dark Stream in which the average stream would consisted of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his co-hosts, spending the first half of the stream discussing shit nobody cares about, and spending the rest of the stream watching lolcow-related videos or reading articles from the CWCki and whatever boring internet trash that he could find.

The drama

This was found on his server.
Rogue discussing his own suicidal thoughts on Kiwi Farms, now let's see if we can push him any further!

Brent Jansen is a guy who built his entire career out of drama and making fun of retards online. Unsurprisingly, when you throw stones in a glass house, eventually that house will collapse on you. And those shards will fall down your throat, rupturing and shredding your entire intestinal tract causing you to bleed out the ass. After three years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat, ugly and being extremely eccentric; it was revealed on Kiwi Farms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that Rogue had collected 5 GB of tranny and furry porn, as well as sending said porn to teenagers.

After this revelation, members of his Discord server started asking questions on Kiwi Farms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot-ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.

In one instance of this, Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and massive faggot Repzion. The two had some beef for whatever dumb fucking reason, so in his infinite wisdom Rogue decided to set his sights on Repzion girlfriend, who once performed in private as a minor. Rogue, being the highly intellectual thirty to forty year old man that he definitely most certainly is, decided when out to gather every single bit of this porn and compile it into a document in order to use in a blackmail smear harassment campaign against Repzion. When someone who did little more research into this subject confronted him about the fact this was likely and confidently child porn!; Rogue reassured them that "everybody was already onboard with it" and he had his moderators' verifiably verified it for him. But the real question is: what fucking weird-ass associates do you have within your inner circle that who can professionally separate CP from RP? After all of this occurred, he within fifteen minutes scrubbed every single bit of his internet presence, effectively ghosting himself online for a brief time.

Here's a list of things he has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things were alleged by people who knew him closely or by moderators from his Discord server:

  • He once went to a junkyard, broke a bunch of glass into pieces, put said pieces into a hamburger and then gave said hamburger to a dog; causing the dog to choke to death and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
  • He has been arrested for drunken assault on multiple occasions.
  • He's pays women to masturbate for him while laughing at them behind there backs.
  • He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with for use as blackmail.
  • He's part of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
  • He drove out drunk to the point where he almost died from a car accident a few years ago.
  • He masturbates to tranny porn of his own shitty OC character.
  • He's lowkey and would paid to fuck
  • He's phoned up Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
  • He has stolen vehicles before.
  • He’s driven out to multiple people’s houses to scare and harass them.
  • He’s lied about being a former employee at Rockstar Games.
  • He's used his "Friends" streams just to make more money off them.
  • He likes to project his actions on to others in an attempt to deflect them, like a certain individual
  • He created his own Wikitubia page.
  • He’s taken petty legal action against Wendi Diego. While using both his family and dead niece as his excuse just to look good, and cool in front of the people of the internet.


The fact that all of this shit was once public knowledge and he deleted everything after getting doxed suggested that there was and still is probably far more sinister and heinous things going on behind the scenes. However, none of these compare to what came to light shortly. Something that cannot be passed off as accusation or mere rumor: his brother.

His Brother: the child abusing murder

You better watch your ass, because this man will fucking sodomize it

After Rogue got doxed, people found some serious and appalling shit attached to his family name. His batshit insane brother, Howard Jansen III, one day decided to murder his three-year old daughter Olivia Ann Jansen by bashing her head in. He even tried to reach out to family about hiding all the evidence against him too. Like brother, like brother. [2]

Howard Jansen II Enterprises

His dad's dealership
Rogue's parents, Elizabeth Jansen (on the left) and Howard Jansen II (on the right). Here they are contemplating what a bunch of faggots they are and how things could have been different.

Did you know Brent's Dad owns a business? And said father is a literally used car salesman and notorious fellow cowardly con-man who runs a shady car dealership in Kansas City, Kansas called Howard Jansen II Enterprises. A business that isn't even a licensed or legal business, that has multiple and numerous complaints levied against them.the BBB

The majority of the reviews on his dad's dealership are entirely negative for one reason or another. Only reaffirming the general consensus that is Rogue and company are incredibly horrible and rotten people who only rival niggers in their arrogance.

Videos

NSA - Rogue and Seethe

Rogue The Internet Man
The Weirdest Youtuber to Ever Exist

Taking the piss Episode 3. Rogue internet girl

The Mad Shangi Show
"Rogue, Internet LOLcow Exposed"

Rogue, Internet Gay Ops

The Mad Shangi Show
"Rogue, Internet Deleted"

Rogue, Internet Man And The Snake Incident (Some Other stuff)

NSA - Copemas Day (Rogue ChOdes, CowPrintSoda, Rogue Internet Man Response)

For The Shed Pig and The Pamper Goat (Wendidiego about Rogue, Internet Man)

The Mad Shangi Show
"Rogue, Internet Coomer"

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