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While [[Last Thursday|back in the day]] /b/tards managed to maintain a hate/hate relationship with this pedo of a moderator, more recently [[Bring Back Snacks|that has changed]] due to the discovery that Snacks was keeping [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the faggots]] out of 4chan, as you would get [[Banned|royally pawned]] by his (her?) banhammer at any sign of a shitpost. Or perhaps just on a rainy day. Many oldfags now believe that Snacks was the sole reason /b/ remained cancer free, and his departure triggered /b/'s downfall. | While [[Last Thursday|back in the day]] /b/tards managed to maintain a hate/hate relationship with this pedo of a moderator, more recently [[Bring Back Snacks|that has changed]] due to the discovery that Snacks was keeping [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the faggots]] out of 4chan, as you would get [[Banned|royally pawned]] by his (her?) banhammer at any sign of a shitpost. Or perhaps just on a rainy day. Many oldfags now believe that Snacks was the sole reason /b/ remained cancer free, and his departure triggered /b/'s downfall. | ||
In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' [[dox|personal information]] were discovered, including his [[Powerword|real name]], [[in the ass|location]], [[16-year-old girl|age]], and a picture of him with his [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|girlfriend]]. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called [ | In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' [[dox|personal information]] were discovered, including his [[Powerword|real name]], [[in the ass|location]], [[16-year-old girl|age]], and a picture of him with his [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|girlfriend]]. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called [https://stuff.mit.edu/afs/sipb/admin/text/tours/2005/snacks.txt snacks.txt] and spammed the link to the file all over [[4chan]], and much [[lulz]] was had; some plan to send his dad flowers on his upcoming 60th birthday. | ||
== Consequences == | == Consequences == | ||
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A while ago 4chan had a child porn attack after they made a new report feature. Every picture of it was accompanied with the phrase "FUCK YOU MOOT". [[Some argue]] that this was W.T. Snacks' doing. | A while ago 4chan had a child porn attack after they made a new report feature. Every picture of it was accompanied with the phrase "FUCK YOU MOOT". [[Some argue]] that this was W.T. Snacks' doing. | ||
He attended all the following 4chan panels ( | He attended all the following 4chan panels ({{ytlink|gg5cFyHrS08|(15s) 2006}}, {{ytlink|2QUyrm4tgj4|2007}} and 2013) asking "[[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|Why does your website suck?]]" to the team and moot, generating many lulz in the process | ||
Currently he hosts [ | Currently he hosts [https://midnightsnacks.fm/ a shitty radio show] every Tuesday midnight, called Midnight Snacks (lol get it?) that around 8 people a week listen to. | ||
A W.T. Snacks wannabe has recently attempted a [http://tomgreen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2074 peace offering] with [[Tom Green]]. This may be another pathetic attempt to corrupt [[4chan]]'s [[lulz]] or he may simply love the feel of sucking Tom's cock (And he wants more) or simply just a [[gaiafag]] attention whore pretending to Snacks to feel like his [[E-penis]] is bigger than it actually is. | A W.T. Snacks wannabe has recently attempted a <s>[http://tomgreen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2074 peace offering]</s> (dead) with [[Tom Green]]. This may be another pathetic attempt to corrupt [[4chan]]'s [[lulz]] or he may simply love the feel of sucking Tom's cock (And he wants more) or simply just a [[gaiafag]] attention whore pretending to Snacks to feel like his [[E-penis]] is bigger than it actually is. | ||
However, despite all of this, the return of Snacks will never happen, since [[Moot]] has a small penis. | However, despite all of this, the return of Snacks will never happen, since [[Moot]] has a small penis. | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Banhammer|Fastest Gunslinger In The West]] | *[[Banhammer|Fastest Gunslinger In The West]] | ||
* [[Bring Back Snacks]] | *[[Bring Back Snacks]] | ||
* [[m00t]] | *[[m00t]] | ||
* [[W. T. Snacks/How the Snacks Stole Christmas|How the Snacks Stole Christmas]] ([[Copypasta]]) | *[[W. T. Snacks/How the Snacks Stole Christmas|How the Snacks Stole Christmas]] ([[Copypasta]]) | ||
* [[W. T. Snacks/Firing Logs]] - the IRC conversation between him and moot which led to his firing | *[[W. T. Snacks/Firing Logs]] - the IRC conversation between him and moot which led to his firing | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* [http://amv.8chan.net/?C=N;O=A An archive of AMVs Snacks made] | *[http://amv.8chan.net/?C=N;O=A An archive of AMVs Snacks made] | ||
* | *{{twitter|MidnightSnacks|His Twitter}} | ||
* | *{{fb|MidnightSnacksRadio|Facebook profile for Midnight Snacks}} | ||
* | *{{tumblr|snidnightmacks|Even has a tumblr}} | ||
=== Sites Snacks Owns === | === Sites Snacks Owns === | ||
* [ | *[https://cookiethievery.com/ CookieThievery.com] | ||
:* | :*'''{{archive|MhKJq|Great Job, his latest website.}}''' | ||
* [ | *[https://detrimental.net/ Detrimental.net] | ||
* [ | *[https://midnightsnacks.fm/ Midnight Snacks, his internet radio show] | ||
=== YouTube === | === YouTube === | ||
* {{ytlink|6S5VpDw77Zo|The Snacksmobile}} | *{{ytlink|6S5VpDw77Zo|The Snacksmobile}} | ||
* {{ytlink|S3vHmnHLgcI|Snacks cares about others}} | *{{ytlink|S3vHmnHLgcI|Snacks cares about others}} | ||
* {{ytlink|2QUyrm4tgj4|Snacks trolling Otakon 07}} | *{{ytlink|2QUyrm4tgj4|Snacks trolling Otakon 07}} | ||
* {{ytlink|1A7UkwDgCIs|Spreading AIDS}} | *{{ytlink|1A7UkwDgCIs|Spreading AIDS}} | ||
* {{ytlink|Ttc5AXUOcFQ|Snacks asking an extremely legit question}} | *{{ytlink|Ttc5AXUOcFQ|Snacks asking an extremely legit question}} | ||
* {{ytlink|jbpoeZ4bRnQ|Acting like a faggot in 06}} | *{{ytlink|jbpoeZ4bRnQ|Acting like a faggot in 06}} | ||
* {{ytlink|2aZxLDsUxtE|Snacks Wants His Super Gulp Cup}} | *{{ytlink|2aZxLDsUxtE|Snacks Wants His Super Gulp Cup}} | ||
=== Break.com === | === Break.com === | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438950 Chocolate Snacks]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438950 Chocolate Snacks]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438951 OH GOD]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=438951 OH GOD]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439142 Snacks Attacks IRL]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439142 Snacks Attacks IRL]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439863 Snacks and Coda]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439863 Snacks and Coda]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439864 Why Does Your Website Suck?]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=439864 Why Does Your Website Suck?]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=448024 Snacks is Back]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=448024 Snacks is Back]</s> BALEETED | ||
* <s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=461418 Snacks Drunk]</s> BALEETED | *<s>[http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=461418 Snacks Drunk]</s> BALEETED | ||
Latest revision as of 00:24, 22 August 2023
Around Snacks, never relax |
W.T. Snacks (Snacks-tan), is a schoolgirl with cute blond ponytails, a white t-shirt and blue skirt, and constantly carries around and eats a bag of AIDS chips. We would like to think that she is at Moot-tan's side, merrily skipping through 4chan, banning pedophiles and furries, and keeping the peace with love and fairness.
Sadly, this is far from the truth.
The Truth
W.T. Snacks is a skinny, short, greasy-haired weasel of a coder and a former admin of 4chan. He is famous for being a lot like ED's own Jacknstock and AnonTalk's Sysop: he banned users left and right for lame reasons while letting real trolls get away with murder (i.e., child pr0n). He has also been known to never relax.
While back in the day /b/tards managed to maintain a hate/hate relationship with this pedo of a moderator, more recently that has changed due to the discovery that Snacks was keeping the faggots out of 4chan, as you would get royally pawned by his (her?) banhammer at any sign of a shitpost. Or perhaps just on a rainy day. Many oldfags now believe that Snacks was the sole reason /b/ remained cancer free, and his departure triggered /b/'s downfall.
In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' personal information were discovered, including his real name, location, age, and a picture of him with his girlfriend. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called snacks.txt and spammed the link to the file all over 4chan, and much lulz was had; some plan to send his dad flowers on his upcoming 60th birthday.
Consequences
Snacks was eventually banned from 4chan for being a lazy code writer and a pedo.
A while ago 4chan had a child porn attack after they made a new report feature. Every picture of it was accompanied with the phrase "FUCK YOU MOOT". Some argue that this was W.T. Snacks' doing.
He attended all the following 4chan panels ( (15s) 2006, 2007 and 2013) asking "Why does your website suck?" to the team and moot, generating many lulz in the process
Currently he hosts a shitty radio show every Tuesday midnight, called Midnight Snacks (lol get it?) that around 8 people a week listen to.
A W.T. Snacks wannabe has recently attempted a peace offering (dead) with Tom Green. This may be another pathetic attempt to corrupt 4chan's lulz or he may simply love the feel of sucking Tom's cock (And he wants more) or simply just a gaiafag attention whore pretending to Snacks to feel like his E-penis is bigger than it actually is.
However, despite all of this, the return of Snacks will never happen, since Moot has a small penis.
Galleries
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He will get his just Snacks.
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Example of ban message from Snacks
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Serves him right! He trusted Moot.
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Snacks, two friends, and their adorable stuffed animals. Snacks is on the right.
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TRUTH
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Snacks and his girlfriend, LOL EXPOSED
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The man loves to party
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Moot actually did.
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Twice.
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Snacks at anime World Atlanta 2013, with Snacks-tan ready to ban moot.
See Also
- Fastest Gunslinger In The West
- Bring Back Snacks
- m00t
- How the Snacks Stole Christmas (Copypasta)
- W. T. Snacks/Firing Logs - the IRC conversation between him and moot which led to his firing
External Links
Sites Snacks Owns
YouTube
- The Snacksmobile
- Snacks cares about others
- Snacks trolling Otakon 07
- Spreading AIDS
- Snacks asking an extremely legit question
- Acting like a faggot in 06
- Snacks Wants His Super Gulp Cup
Break.com
Chocolate SnacksBALEETEDOH GODBALEETEDSnacks Attacks IRLBALEETEDSnacks and CodaBALEETEDWhy Does Your Website Suck?BALEETEDSnacks is BackBALEETEDSnacks DrunkBALEETED
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