Humanmonkeyrace

	“	i am here so youtube wants me her[sic] \No[sic] piss of[sic] you low life propaganda troll	„
	—Humanmonkeyrace, showing you his god-tier reasoning

Humanmonkeyrace ("humanmonkeys2", "humanmonkeyworld", "nasafakedit", "nasafaketit", "nasafakeshit", "CriminalGovernment1", "Humanmonkeys1", "fuckutube74", "NaziNasa", "DisneyNasa", "Jay Blue", "jesus lucifer", "DeadJesus100", "DeadJesus1010", "UTUBENWO", "ThunderRainsDownSoon", and possibly "Richard Stewart") is a mentally deranged failtroll who is obsessed with proving that the Apollo Moon Landings were fake. He is entrenched in his beliefs, and will not listen to facts or reasoning that opposes it. He has been hit on the head with the banhammer and suspendwrench so many times that he has actually deterioriated over the years. Other moon hoaxers won't even align with him, because he is so crazy.

Humanmonkeyrace himself

No one knows when or why this man actually joined YouTube. He constantly misspells simple words, absolutely cannot spell "Brant", and looks down on his opponents. What is most ironic about this is that he often tells his opponents to "learn english". He does not appear to have any interests other than showing Apollo was not real, and is incapable of having a rational discussion. However, he has a short fuse; Once it's lit, he unleashes a barrage of insults, calling people "retards", "children", "shills", "monkeys", and "faggots". This makes him a lolcow and easy to troll, until he is inevitably banned. Thankfully, the manchild always comes back from the e-dead and will never change his behavior.

The Saga Begins

Humanmonkeyrace and Humanmonkeys2

Humanmonkeyrace made his own presence known to all around 2009 when he joined a comment thread about the Moon landings. Not knowing how to argue rationally, he instead acted like a manchild, spewing immature, bizarre insults like "shit for brains" and "shill nazi". His antics became so lulzy that YouTube banned him. He later reemerged as "Humanmonkeys2", and repeated his behavior. Eventually Youtuber Astrobrant2 exposed him in his miniseries, "Anatomy of a Conspiracy Theorist". The public was alerted to Humanmonkeys2's derangement, and he was once again banned.

The Nasafakedit Era

Humanmonkeys2 eventually came back from the e-dead as "nasafakedit", and spread to other moon landing videos.

	“	NASA MICKEY MOUSE DISNEY PRODUCTIONS	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	NASA'S MOTTO " IF WE CANT MAKE IT WE FAKE IT"	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	take your medication bitch	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	@Wongfey9501 LMAO @ rovers Disney dinky rovers Nasa is a disease wongfey is a yellow monkey virus	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	you are the scum of the earth a low life retarded sack of shit hang yourself do humanity a favour	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	what medication are you on retard? Nasa Faked 6 moon landings on TV Nasa is a disease	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	:)	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	hey propaganda scum Prove its real you fucking monkey	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	NASA FAKE EVERYTHING FUCK nAZI nASA	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	millions of blacks in south africa are dying of aids every year its Natures cure	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	you are 12 years old, you are the child	„
	— nasafakedit

	“	take your ritalin 6 year old	„
	—nasafakedit

	“	LMAO @guitdude09 the Gay Ape stew lives in the mental asylum where you live	„
	—nasafakedit

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He was swiftly hit with a suspension for these and other of his comments, causing him to panic and resurface as "2nasafakedit". The results can be seen below.

	“	Please read this reply by blister the retard regrading 1/6 gravity Maybe he is smoking crack tonight? Maybe he is just mentally impaired	„
	—2nasafakedit

	“	@MusetheMoron has Dow Syndrome His comments are moronic and his photo shows that he has a mental illness	„
	—2nasafakedit

	“	you are a shill propaganda retard, we all know that fuckhead. Lol where will you get 100 poubds in the mental asylum? Armstrong the Traitor refused to swear on the evil bible that he walked on the moon because he is shit scared of lying to dead jesus	„
	—2nasafakedit

	“	Fuck Nazi Nasa and Fuck the US Regime fucking Liars in 2011 nasa can not even get into space	„
	—2nasafakedit

	“	Retardbrain	„
	—2nasafakedit

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Two months later, he became "nasafakeshit"...

	“	EVERTHING[sic] IS A HOAX PEOPLE	„
	—nasafakeshit

	“	When did they let you out shutin take your meds	„
	—nasafakeshit

	“	I AM MR CONSPIRACY REALIST	„
	—nasafakeshit

	“	nasafakeshit is a fucking monkey who can't speak english	„
	—nasafakeshit

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Before finally becoming "fuckutube74";

	“	i think you are retarded no offense there are 7TRILLION stars in space	„
	—fuckutube74

	“	you are a fucking kid. Show us the pics of asytronauts[sic] working on the sateliltes[sic] fuckface	„
	—fuckutube74

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After those accounts were hit with a barrage of suspensions, Humanmonkeyrace decided to stay dead, and the moon landing community could finally rest...

The UTUBENWO Era

After a long period of quiet, Fuckutube resurrected himself as "DeadJesus100", completely unharmed by all his bans and suspensions. He posted the same things he has been posting for years on end before switching to "UTUBENWO" and getting banned for "hate speech". He is currently "Fake Nasa" and "NaziNasa", and can be found by looking up any YouTube video about the moon landing.

	“	Nasa's Motto If we cant make it We FAKE it	„
	—Fake Nasa

	“	Much of history is fake and the moon landings are the biggest joke	„
	—Fake Nasa

	“	Factrsus you have brain damage troll. Little dumb coward spamming lies on the fake moon landing vids	„
	—Fake Nasa

	“	Lol Gay and dumb. Do you want to meet me fagtroll? Send me a message with a contact number perv.	„
	—NaziNasa

	“	Retard	„
	—NaziNasa

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The public speaks about Humanmonkeyrace

	“	Nasafakedit got very sensitive and quite defensive when I accused him of having no college degree. Which makes this sad possibility most probably true... One thing sure thought - he is, as NASANAZIRACE says - an IDIOT!	„
	—Marc Brillantes

	“	On the other side, nobody can be sure about fuckutube. He is so crazy, I would not wonder, if he presents some shizophrenic[sic] details.	„
	—CHSarahBs

	“	Debate? lol You mean like when you call Moon landing advocates "morons" "trolls" "nazi whore" "pimp shit for brains" "queer cocksucker" "faggot" "shill vermins" "retard" "dumbfuck" or "monkeyboy" ??? to use a few of your expletives. Is that what you mean by debate? A regular masterdebater.	„
	—Evo2425

	“	This video is actually extremely scary. I usually find conspiracy theorists really annoying, but I must say I pity HumanMonkeyRace; he seems to have some major problems, and I hope things turn out well for him in the end.	„
	—Laurelindo

	“	LoL, I was debating with fuckutube74, and he stated that "the moon is not a vacuum."	„
	—Billy Nook Squigg

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The man behind the masks?

In January of 2013, Anonymous set its sights on finding out just who Humanmonkeyrace really was. It deployed a field agent and found out shocking things. Humanmonkeyrace was actually "Richard Stewart", a 46 year old man with fetishes for piss and feet. Stewart believes he cured himself and others near him of mental illnesses and lives in South Africa. Now, when Humanmonkeyrace was presented with the revealing video, he had the chance to deny being Richard Stewart, and deny having a piss fetish and a foot fetish, but he didn't take it, showing what Anonymous found is true.