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EmiNet
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EmiNet = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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EmiNet is an IRC network started some time ago by a camwhore named 
Emily Holzer✡ aka Emi on irc. You will find Emi in her server irc.EmiNet.us on the channel #Emi (She can also be found in the Soulseek indie chat room going by the name EmiFoSho). No, we're not shitting you. It's ran by several overweight middle-aged Mexican meth addicts unsatisfied with their current relationships.
— Emi - various channels on various networks | ||
— fiva - #emi | ||
She also hangs out sometimes with all the drug addicted retarded faggots on irc.tripsit.me. her hostmask there is [email protected].
You can find her in #stims mostly, talking about her daddy issues, cold sores, and meth.
Humble Beginnings
In the beginning there was a woman named Emily who decided to take her camwhoring skills and put them to the test on the tubular interwebz. Still not satisfied with her countless imgur and *chan posts, she had to create a sanctuary for her niche and creepy fanbase. And so, with a little research and a little whiteknight magic, she was able to join the great game of multiplayer notepad. Everything was going better than expected for a couple years as she rolled around the internet with her robust nipples, collecting neckbeards and kissless virgins like some sort of fucked up Katamari with GOTIS.
This parade of joyous self-gratifying victory was forced to a screeching halt. She stumbled upon the WTFuxNet IRC (on which you shall find ED's own glorious #ED channel) and attempted to gather up more fans, joining rooms such as #wiki, #doxbin, #rustleleague, #realniggas, and #coins. One hour later her full dox was leaked.
She received several fair warnings to fuck off already by the #realniggas crew, but she kept rejoining channels after being kicked, claiming she was looking for new friends. After some investigating, the #realniggas crew took the honorable job of making sure she got all the attention she could want.
Gaining Friends
— Delty - #realniggas | ||
Here are some chatlogs for your amusement. Note her laughable attempts to gain friends.
In the following PM with brohno Emily seems quite confused. She didn't seem to realize that brohno was part of the entire fuckery. She must have forgotten her medication and/or was on meth (yes she really does meth - her whole family knows).
[10:19:57] <Emi> hey [10:20:03] <brohno> what [10:22:43] <Emi> want to be friends? [10:23:24] <brohno> what [10:23:45] <brohno> are you suffering from stockholm syndrome now [10:27:47] <Emi> No [10:27:55] <Emi> Just want some new friends :/ [10:28:29] <brohno> why [10:32:28] <Emi> I love new friends! [10:35:40] <brohno> but why wont you be friends with LH and bonzi [10:35:46] <brohno> you keep banning them :( [10:38:37] <Emi> i's not mean [10:38:40] <Emi> It's not me* [10:38:43] <Emi> It's someone else [10:38:48] <Emi> do you think they have good reason to be mean to me? [10:40:43] <brohno> what the fuck am I reading [10:40:57] <Emi> nvm bye [10:40:59] <brohno> are you on a meth bender or something [10:41:12] <Emi> no
Notice in the next chatlog how she thinks its necessary to share her favourite picture after LittleHiter just pasted her facebook link.
09:50 < Jaques> Emi: do you go by another name around here? 09:50 < LittleHitler> nah emi wouldnt do that 09:50 < LittleHitler> she needs all the attention she can get 09:51 < LittleHitler> she craves recognition for having tits 09:51 < Emi> Jaques: No 09:51 < Emi> I am new 09:52 < LittleHitler> heres her fb Jaques https://www.facebook.com/emily.holzer.3 09:52 < LittleHitler> have a wank to her face 09:52 < Jaques> how come you've connected to most active/interesting chans? 09:52 < Jaques> ASWER ME WHORE! 09:53 < Jaques> interesting... 09:53 < Jaques> but LittleHitler 09:53 < Jaques> does that pass as hot in the US? 09:53 < Jaques> shameshame 09:54 < LittleHitler> only to sad fat fucks she got rallied up in her fanboy channel 09:59 < Emi> http://i.imgur.com/v2M9hbO.jpg 09:59 < Emi> that is me 09:59 < LittleHitler> talking about craving attention 09:59 < LittleHitler> god damn 09:59 < LittleHitler> you'll be getting more than enough soon Emi :) 09:59 < Emi> haha 09:59 < Emi> aw come on 10:00 < Emi> I just wanted to show Jaques what I look like 10:00 < LittleHitler> well ofcourse you did 10:00 < LittleHitler> thats what bitches like you do 10:00 < LittleHitler> LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME 10:00 < Emi> come on LittleHitler 10:00 < Emi> Don't you think I'm cute? 10:01 < LittleHitler> sure ill inject heroin into your eyeballs, sow a dick above your cunt and fuck you in your asshole
— asshurtmacfags - leet private haqr ircd | ||
Emi's White Knights
A camwhore is nothing without her white knights, and Emi has plenty of men who would love nothing more than to rescue her from the horrible wrath of the #realniggas. As seen in these chatlogs, the white knights try very hard to get rid of these brave champions of the lulz. Unfortunately for Emi, when you dance with the #realniggas, you don't stop until the music ends.
Emi invited us to join irc.dopeshit.net, which is a very hardcore ircd. This invitation was by no means a trap to get our ip addresses and call the police cops. Notice how a certain non-hacker named rat tries to impress his favorite camwhore by copy pasting hostnames.
07:27 -!- pimp [[email protected]] has joined #maryjane 07:27 -!- Topic for #maryjane: [SSL Port: 6697] Network Chat :: Request vhost on #vhost :: Problems directed to #help :: 07:27 -!- Topic set by MuffinMan [] [Sun Jan 5 19:45:58 2014] 07:27 [Users #maryjane] 07:27 [~Oxdeadbeef] [@critical] [@josh^ ] [%MuffinMan] [ ink ] [ pimp] 07:27 [~rat ] [@Emi ] [@punx ] [+maryjane ] [ jew ] 07:27 [&marijuana ] [@fiva ] [@shezza] [+Sith ] [ Morgan_Freeman] 07:27 [&slimeball ] [@gash ] [@spider] [ Greggor ] [ negro1 ] 07:27 -!- Irssi: #maryjane: Total of 21 nicks [8 ops, 1 halfops, 2 voices, 10 normal] 07:27 -!- Channel #maryjane created Sun Nov 3 04:48:54 2013 07:27 -!- Irssi: Join to #maryjane was synced in 4 secs 07:27 < pimp> who wants to give emi's father a call 07:27 < negro1> Ill see if hes into scat as much as I am 07:27 < negro1> number plox 07:27 < pimp> better do it quick before the line is busy and clogged with all the gay men 07:28 < pimp> Peter J Holzer 07:28 < pimp> 760-723-7744 07:29 < pimp> rat 07:29 < pimp> fucking noob nigga 07:29 < pimp> with your mirc shit 07:29 < pimp> are you serious 07:29 < pimp> thought u was a baller nigga 07:29 <~rat> bitch 07:30 <~rat> nigga 07:30 <~rat> u wanna see a baller? 07:30 < pimp> no doubt 07:30 <~rat> [ 06:17:08am ] · · Quits : brohno [ [email protected] ] : [ Ping timeout: 184 seconds ] 07:30 < Morgan_Freeman> answer the phone pls 07:30 <~rat> see ^ 07:30 <~rat> now 07:30 <~rat> i show u again 07:30 <~rat> shes busy with me bruh 07:30 <~rat> i will own u and ur mothers trailers bruh 07:30 < negro1> lol rat 07:30 < pimp> what am i supposed to see nigga 07:30 < negro1> congradulations 07:30 < negro1> you copypasted 07:31 < negro1> my 07:31 < negro1> client 07:31 < negro1> exiting 07:31 < negro1> and timing out 07:31 < pimp> is this nigger serious? 07:31 < negro1> from switching tor nodes 07:31 < negro1> probably pimp 07:31 < negro1> nigga wouldnt last long on wtfux 07:31 < Morgan_Freeman> answer the phone pls 07:31 < pimp> nigga wouldnt last long in a fucking zoo hombre 07:31 < negro1> lol 07:32 <~rat> pimp 07:32 < pimp> whatup 07:32 <~rat> want me to make ur new ip ping out? 07:32 < pimp> sure 07:32 <~rat> since i just copy pasted 07:32 < Morgan_Freeman> answer the phone pls 07:33 < negro1> lol 07:33 < negro1> make my i 07:33 < negro1> p 07:33 < negro1> ping out 07:33 < negro1> without banning me and making me switch nodes 07:33 < negro1> 1337 haxor 07:33 < Morgan_Freeman> i told you they were hackers 07:33 < pimp> no shit man 07:33 < negro1> pimp you better be logging this 07:33 < negro1> this is too good 07:33 < pimp> lol word 07:33 * negro1 checks watch 07:34 < negro1> still waiting 07:34 < pimp> same 07:34 < pimp> what are you hoping to achieve when i timeout rat 07:34 <~rat> oh 07:34 < pimp> will you copy paste random shit furiously? 07:34 <~rat> high 07:34 <~rat> whos first 07:35 < negro1> me please 07:35 < pimp> negro1 this asshole is taking our mind off emi 07:35 < pimp> we're not done with that bitch yet 07:35 < pimp> lets continue with that first 07:35 < negro1> no 07:35 < negro1> but we will humor him 07:35 <~rat> byebye negro1 07:35 < negro1> for the moment 07:35 < pimp> then come back here and fuck these niggas up 07:35 < negro1> pizza places dont open up 07:35 < negro1> until 11 am anyway 07:35 < pimp> rat: make sure to thank emi when your parents are being harrassed by gay men at night 07:35 < negro1> rat hello 07:35 < negro1> im still here 07:36 < negro1> emi 07:36 [Users #maryjane] 07:36 [~Oxdeadbeef] [@critical] [@josh^ ] [%MuffinMan] [ ink ] [ pimp] 07:36 [~rat ] [@Emi ] [@punx ] [+maryjane ] [ jew ] 07:36 [&marijuana ] [@fiva ] [@shezza] [+Sith ] [ Morgan_Freeman] 07:36 [&slimeball ] [@gash ] [@spider] [ Greggor ] [ negro1 ] 07:36 -!- Irssi: #maryjane: Total of 21 nicks [8 ops, 1 halfops, 2 voices, 10 normal] 07:36 < negro1> we are going to do it twice as bad to you 07:36 < negro1> if rat doesnt deliver 07:36 < negro1> and make me timeout 07:36 < negro1> also good luck ddosing a tor node 07:36 < pimp> shit these bitches aint shit 07:36 < negro1> you fucking skid 07:36 -!- negro1 [[email protected]] has quit [Killed (rat (i still got /kill))] 07:36 < Morgan_Freeman> answer the phone pls 07:36 < pimp> lol 07:37 -!- brohno [[email protected]] has joined #maryjane 07:38 < pimp> fuck it, ima continue fucking emi up the ass 07:38 < pimp> this is some boring shit brohno 07:38 < brohno> lol he disconnected me by force 07:38 < pimp> i thought these niggas was ballers 07:38 < brohno> and pinged me at first 07:38 < brohno> what 07:38 < brohno> a 07:38 < pimp> no shit 07:38 < brohno> fucking 07:38 < brohno> disapointment 07:38 < brohno> rat step your game up 07:38 < brohno> we're out of here 07:38 < pimp> Emi: this the best you can do? 07:38 < pimp> sad 07:38 < pimp> we'll come back 07:38 < brohno> and emi you can expect repayment for wasting our time 07:38 < pimp> after fucking over emi 07:38 < pimp> and you're next rat 07:38 -!- brohno [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: ]
Survivors of this digital badassery counted themselves lucky to be alive. Emily's white knights are super 1337 haxxors!
[19:47] <Ziginox> I've never hacked anything other than by some social engineering [19:48] <EmiSuckedMeOff> >_> really? [19:48] <EmiSuckedMeOff> what'd you do with social engineering cutie [19:48] <dblocklikescock> 0 day exploit [19:48] <EmiSuckedMeOff> o_O [19:48] <Ziginox> school passwords [19:48] <Ziginox> I never used them though [19:49] <EmiSuckedMeOff> so they were like teacher passwords? [19:50] <Ziginox> administrator passwords, domain password [19:50] <Ziginox> stuff like that
After fucking around in #emi on irc.eminet.us for a while and getting 30+ bans by white-knights juggernaut and creeper, the trolls decided to let loose maniac pastor on #emi. Here a small snippet from the lovely chats.
07:12 < pastor> i walk through motherfuckin hell screamin thuglife 07:12 < pastor> sold my soul to the devil 07:14 < pastor> they dont let me in no church 07:16 <&fiva-> join me for 48hrs silent prayer 07:16 < pastor> ill be in the backseat of your truck with duc tape stretched out 07:16 <&fiva-> its where we dont pray for a full 48hrs 07:16 < pastor> tape ya, rape ya n kill ya 07:17 < pastor> no one to save ya 07:17 < pastor> WHEN YOU DANCE WITH THE DEVIL YOU DONT STOP TILL THE MUSIC ENDS EMI 07:18 < pastor> 6 07:18 < pastor> 6 07:18 < pastor> 6 07:19 < pastor> ill make you slit your wrists and bathe in your own fucking blood 07:27 < pastor> why dont you ask Emi how shes enjoying her #realniggas/ED ride 07:28 < pastor> ill put u next emi in her bath tub cunt 07:29 < pastor> make you choke on her blood 07:29 < bara> lol 07:29 < pastor> 6 07:29 < pastor> 6 07:29 < pastor> 6 07:29 < bara> You don't sound like a real priest. 07:29 <+Niger> hey where is the rhyme 07:29 < pastor> im like the monster of loch ness 07:29 < pastor> my rhymes need to process 07:30 < bara> oh that's really really bad. 07:30 <~Emi> ney niteshade 07:30 <~Emi> hey* 07:30 <~Emi> sup 07:30 <~Emi> Oh wb bara 07:30 < niteshade> highyas Emi 07:30 <@Biffjavel> \o 07:30 <~Emi> we're all on cam 07:30 <~Emi> http://tinychat.com/ne1want2cam 07:30 < bara> hi Emi 07:30 <@Biffjavel> to many cams 07:32 < pastor> niteshade do you enjoy bathing in blood 07:32 < niteshade> it's different living your life on camera 07:32 < pastor> ill sent you the razor Emi, compliments of #realniggas 07:32 < niteshade> why yes, yes I do... I especially like it when it starts to get clotty and I can splash the clots around the tub 07:32 < pastor> should visit Emi then niteshade 07:33 < pastor> wont be long now 07:33 < pastor> play with her blood 07:33 < pastor> take some pix for me would you 07:33 < pastor> write 666 on the wall with her blood 07:34 < pastor> im going to make you call your father up crying Emi 07:34 < pastor> just before you slit yourself with the razor ill send you 07:34 <%lympus> http://tinychat.com/ne1want2cam 07:35 < pastor> think im stupid bitches 07:35 < pastor> fucking helpless ass niggas 07:35 < pastor> 6 07:35 < pastor> 6 07:35 < pastor> 6 etc
Unfortunately for her, Emily cheerfully continued camwhoring and inviting people into her rotten tinychat session. They knew right away this whore requires more drastic measures to be taught a lesson.
A Noble Deed
The #realniggas crew thought it would be a great noble deed to help Emi out with her quest for attention, so they decided to up the stakes. The consequences will never be the same. Not only will she receive numerous calls from priests from churches in her area that will help her remove the attention demon out of her, she will no doubt also enjoy the horny men calling her up to request an intimate encounter with her.
— random whiteknight (Timothy Crain, fat ass 44 year old loser) - #emi | ||
Here's Emi chatting in #emi after getting her first exciting call!
04:11 <~Emi> FUCK
04:12 <+Niger> you? the master of vagina lost interest?
04:12 <~Emi> do you guys know what mingle is?
04:12 <+Niger> yes
04:12 <~Emi> some asshole put an ad up there
04:12 <~Emi> wiht my number
04:12 <~Emi> how do I get it off?
04:12 <@juggernaut> we had a huge pile of crack rock on the table and i was like "hey ... um, so there's this one girl whom i think you should meet she
really likes you"
04:12 <+pocky1> emi where
04:12 <&fiva-> whats mingle, like craigslist?
04:12 <+pocky1> can you file a complaint?
04:12 <+pocky1> yea which site
04:12 <+Niger> Emi: cant, and they also put up an ad with your dads number up, and another one of you somewhere else
04:12 <+pocky1> w t f
04:12 <@juggernaut> christian mingle
04:12 <@juggernaut> where you find gods perfect match for you
04:12 <~Emi> Niger: how do you know?
04:13 <@juggernaut> that one
04:13 <+pocky1> christiandingle
04:13 <&fiva-> Emz: once the cat is out of the bag..... :/
04:13 <+Niger> Emi: because i was watching them talk about it
04:13 <@juggernaut> emi's dad strikes me as a man of reason but under no circumstances should you underestimate a mad dad
04:14 <+Niger> what is he going to do, punch the internet?
04:14 <@juggernaut> you think violence will solve this shit
04:14 <@juggernaut> lol
04:14 <@juggernaut> he'll go litigious
04:14 <+Niger> and sue the internet?
04:14 <@YYZ> lol Emi
04:14 <@juggernaut> the best way to destroy a man is steal his money
04:15 <@YYZ> Emi, you've created such a mess just from EmiNet and all the hackers/spammers/ddosers/emailers
04:15 <@juggernaut> yyz i have to stick up for emi on this one
04:15 <~Emi> Haha yeah
04:16 <@juggernaut> she didn't create anything
04:16 <@juggernaut> she's just being herself
But wait! There's moar!
They wouldn't be called #realniggas if we didn't go that extra mile. They personally arranged for Emi to receive the following within the next few days of writing this article: qurans, condoms, bibles, navy recruitment pamphlets (lots) and cult pamphlets (they forgot which cult). As icing on the cake Emi will also receive several delicious pizzas delivered right to her doorstep, courtesy of #realniggas.
Now you would think this would be enough attention for Emily. However, the trolls have generously provided a trip for two. Emi will surely be delighted to tell her dad about his brand new *Gay Dating profile! Free of charge. Congratulations Peter! You can thank your hard working daughter for these treats!
The Abuse Saga of Emi
— Emi - #emi | ||
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Methamphetamines
If you read this article carefully you will notice Emi is having "meth problems". Naturally the #realniggas crew is worried about this, so they took the liberty to set up a weekly public NA meeting at her address in Fallbrook on Fridays at 7:30 PM. One can only hope the seasoned addiction professionals can aid Emi in her life struggles so that she may one day see her name on a job application rather than as the poster child for "Face of Meth".
We have also left her contact information at several addiction treatment centers. Emi, there is still hope! Please accept the help several people are going to offer you.
We also left her contact information at gay and suicidal hotlines, just to be safe. God bless.
— random fanboy - #emi | ||
Personality Disorders
We found results of a personality test she did back in 2009 on her MySpace page. The results did not shock us.
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Sexual Abuse???
To confirm our fears, her community divulged their working theory that perhaps she was sexually molested as a child, which explains the root of all her problems.
[21:26] <pocky1> i don't agree with this webpage but its hard to defend someone who does constantly infodrop herself andspam for the attn of others :/ [21:28] <mrbraindead> yeah well, i wonder if she ever learned about internet safety growing up [21:28] <pocky1> doubt it. sigh [21:28] <pocky1> i don't think the drugs are helping much [21:29] <mrbraindead> well, lol, i don't think IRC is really helping her much either [21:32] * pocky1 is now known as dblocklikescock [21:40] <mrbraindead> didn't know she actually had a drug problem though. i thought that she was kidding [21:40] <dblocklikescock> nah i think she has a drug prob [21:41] <mrbraindead> meth? i'm just assuming since she mentioned it before [21:42] <dblocklikescock> i think it's just meth, but then i heard she has done sexual stuff like bj's on cam? and she's too easy to distro her info with strangers. it's really not healthy, man. the way she seeks out attention... it's disturbing. [21:43] <dblocklikescock> i would never say this to her or in channel, but that behavior... it makes you wonder if she was molested or something sexual happened to her when she was growing up [21:43] <dblocklikescock> :(
Doing God's Work
Flowjob, being a concerned citizen, did his part to try and steer her in the right direction. Hilarity ensues when she defends her meth habit and ultimately offers up herself as a private camwhore.
[21:22] <Emi> I mean, they don't understand what's funny about me getting storm to ddos for me [21:23] <Flowjob> I think its hilarious [21:23] <Flowjob> I just have no clue how you did it [21:23] <Emi> It is pretty funny [21:23] <Emi> Haha [21:23] <Emi> It's a good story [21:23] <Emi> There's a plot! [21:23] <Flowjob> Oh? [21:24] <Emi> Well... kind of... like first rat says he'll fuck you guys up [21:24] <Emi> then it's storm [21:24] <Emi> then the drama happens with jihad [21:24] <Emi> Then it all resolves when I face myself [21:24] <Emi> at the end [21:24] <Emi> LOL [21:27] <Flowjob> jihad isn't going to bat an eyelash, you know that right [21:27] <Flowjob> Resolutions are really whatever you decide. They're always subjective [21:28] <Emi> Right... well, I'm just saying how it was portrayed on the ED page [21:29] <Flowjob> Because being introspective is a scary thing, wouldn't you agree? [21:29] <Flowjob> There are people on your network [21:29] <Flowjob> Legitimately worried about your amphetamine habit [21:30] <Flowjob> Doesn't that speak volumes to you [21:30] <Emi> Not really... [21:30] <Emi> People hear the word meth and they immediately think of a tweaker strung out for weeks [21:30] <Emi> Stealing shit, picking his face [21:30] <Emi> I never stay up more than like 3 days [21:31] <Emi> I know it's still bad [21:31] <Emi> and I should not use it [21:31] <Emi> but I think people have it exaggerated in their minds [21:31] <Emi> There's a huge stigma attached to meth... rightfully so.. [21:31] <Emi> but it doesn't mean that all meth users are the stereotypical kind [21:35] <Flowjob> Downplaying and cherry picking [21:35] <Flowjob> are really good ways to die [21:36] <Emi> I am not a heavy user! [21:36] <Flowjob> You need an entire network of 70+ people to reaffirm your worth because you're incapable of doing it yourself [21:36] <Emi> I have done 2 grams in 2 weeks [21:36] <Emi> That is not a heavy habit [21:36] <Emi> It's not like that, really [21:36] <Emi> Honestly, it's just a place to chat [21:36] <Emi> It's fun [21:37] <Emi> I bring my friends together [21:37] <Flowjob> I know thats what you think, and maybe that's how it started [21:37] <Emi> It's not like people tell me omg Emi you're so beautiful and smart [21:37] <Flowjob> But we don't attack groups of friends [21:37] <Flowjob> We wouldn't be wasting our time [21:38] <Emi> I really don't know why we were targeted [21:38] <Emi> Yeah, it seems like a server full of a bunch of fawners when you guys show up and attack me [21:38] <Emi> What are my friends going to do? Join in? [21:38] <Emi> No, they're going to defend me [21:40] <Flowjob> Every time I look in the chats [21:40] <Flowjob> I see half-assed whining from your community [21:40] <Flowjob> They say just enough to appease you [21:40] <Flowjob> You have stalkers and fanboys [21:40] <Flowjob> MAYBE storm would be considered a friend [21:41] <Flowjob> He's not doing a small thing by ddosing wtfux [21:41] <Flowjob> But I wouldn't trust the rest of those faggots in that chatroom if I were in your position [21:41] <Flowjob> Because they will all abandon you the minute you stop masturbating them [21:42] <Emi> I don't do that though [21:42] <Emi> That's the thing [21:42] <Emi> I only have those pics of my tits [21:42] <Flowjob> Emi look at your article [21:42] <Flowjob> Yes [21:42] <Flowjob> You're teasing them [21:42] <Flowjob> That's not a friendship thing. That's a casual sex romance thing [21:42] <Emi> Well, some are legitimate friends [21:43] <Emi> Like creeper, he's not really sexually attracted to me but he's just a super nice guy and was willing to host for me and set up ipv6 and stuff [21:43] <Emi> juggernaut probably wants to bang me but he also cares [21:43] <Emi> fiva too [21:43] <Flowjob> If creeper isn't gay [21:43] <Flowjob> He's lying to you [21:43] <Flowjob> I'm telling you that as a fact [21:43] <Emi> He says he likes blondes with smaller tits [21:43] <Emi> Haha [21:44] <Flowjob> Let me ask you a question [21:44] <Emi> Have you ever considered that some people might actually like me as a person? [21:44] <Flowjob> Do you think creeper is intelligent [21:44] <Emi> I'm not that terrible [21:44] <Flowjob> It has nothing to do with being a nice person or a terrible person [21:44] <Emi> He seems pretty smart to me [21:45] <Emi> I haven't had like Philosophical Discussions with him [21:45] <Flowjob> You're easy to manipulate, and people like creeper is exploiting that [21:45] <Emi> so I don't know about his intelligence in that area [21:45] <Flowjob> I've been doing this for a long time [21:45] <Flowjob> At a glance I know immediately [21:45] <Emi> and it is hard for me to determine if his technical knowledge is decent as I have 0 myself, but you can tell he's not a dumbass [21:45] <Flowjob> Nearly everyone in that room is exploiting the shit out of you because you're letting it happen [21:45] <Flowjob> the ED article is making fun of you because of THAT [21:46] <Emi> How are they exploiting me? [21:46] <Flowjob> THAT is what the ED article is about [21:46] <Flowjob> [21:46] <Emi> How are they exploiting me? [21:46] <Flowjob> Thats a big question [21:46] <Flowjob> Ask yourself [21:46] <Flowjob> Because I cant answer it for you [21:46] <Flowjob> or you wont learn dick [21:46] <Emi> I do realize that a lot of them are trolling me [21:46] <Emi> and are here for pics [21:46] <Emi> but a lot of them are here because we're friends and they like talking to me [21:47] <Emi> Why is that so hard to accept? [21:57] <Emi> did you leave? [21:58] <Flowjob> No [21:59] <Emi> Let's cam [21:59] <Emi> I am a cam whore [22:00] <Emi> It's what I do [22:05] <Emi> No!? [22:05] <Flowjob> grab a sharpie [22:05] <Emi> Haha sharpie in ass? [22:05] <Emi> No [22:05] <Flowjob> Nah [22:05] <Emi> Want me to cum for you? [22:05] <Flowjob> Just to write on yourself [22:05] <Emi> Is it bad that I get off on guys getting off to me doing slutty things over the internet? [22:06] <Emi> Haha [22:07] <Flowjob> http://tinychat.com/realniggass [22:08] <Flowjob> Dont bring your "friends" [22:09] <Emi> Hah ak
Final Moments on TinyChat
She showed up on the tinychat fully clothed and entirely refusing to have any sexy time. Flowjob was naturally upset by her distinct lack of tits.
flowjob: you're a camwhore that cant whore right flowjob: you have three options flowjob: 1) Write our 5 names, plus #realniggas on your tits, and we'll leave you alone flowjob: 2) Join us and get rid of eminet flowjob: 3) do nothing and we keep it up
She chose option three.
Crying for jihad to help
As it turns out, Emi has friends with benefits. Ultimately, she somehow called upon storm (promising him several private camshows no doubt) to wreck #realniggas, who then called upon jihad to leak the IP addresses of the #realniggas crew. Jihad wasn't playing that bullshit.
10:32:50 -!- Irssi: Starting query in EFNet with g 10:32:50 <g> hai 12:39:04 <jihad> ? Day changed to 19 Jan 2014 04:25:46 <g> around? 11:41:07 -!- g [[email protected]] 11:41:07 -!- ircname : kill it with fire. 11:41:08 -!- channels : #tcp #troll #evil #london 11:41:08 -!- server : irc.homelien.no [Who Cares] 11:41:08 -!- idle : 0 days 6 hours 21 mins 38 secs [signon: Sat Jan 18 11:10:09 2014] 11:41:08 -!- End of WHOIS 11:41:11 <jihad> ? 13:33:13 <g> ? 13:34:49 <jihad> who is this 13:35:05 <g> storm? 13:35:32 <jihad> sup 13:36:00 <g> nm you? 13:36:07 <g> i need some ips of people from wtfux 13:36:16 <g> starting shit with me :o 13:36:17 <jihad> wake n bakin p much 13:36:21 <g> hot 13:36:24 <g> i wanna be baked 13:36:27 * g grabs bowl 13:36:51 <jihad> i don't tend to give out IPs of users since i want them to trust me, but it depends on the users and the circumstances 13:38:16 <g> how many times have i helped you out ? :p 13:38:22 <g> that should be the circumstance 13:38:22 <g> lold 13:40:55 <jihad> i think you should just tell me who you are interested in 13:41:10 <jihad> idk who is comin at you 13:41:14 <jihad> i havent seen any of that on my network 13:41:55 <jihad> i did see acid talking a lot of shit about you yesterday tho 13:42:11 <jihad> what's his deal lately anyway? not long ago he was saying he was on the run from the feds 13:43:31 <g> dunno he thinks everyone forgot 13:43:32 <g> idc 13:43:57 <jihad> erybody that matters knows 13:44:45 <g> you're in the channel i want users of 13:44:48 <g> and the user is talking 13:44:49 <g> so 13:44:51 <g> 13:43 <&LittleHitler> who the fuck is this 13:46:01 <g> thats the kinda shit thats gonna have me kill your one ircd 13:46:01 <g> lold 13:46:26 <g> i've never seen someone so skillless talk so much 13:46:33 <g> the irony 13:46:55 <jihad> littlehitler? 13:46:59 <jihad> the ED troll? 13:47:25 <g> idc who he is, i didnt ask for his resume 13:47:34 <g> i couldnt give a fuck less where hes from or where hes been 13:47:49 <g> looks like a newb to me 13:47:58 <jihad> yo are you letting trolls get to you? what happened 13:48:04 <g> ? 13:48:13 <g> do i look like i'm getting trolled? 13:48:14 <jihad> you're asking for a user on my IRCs IP 13:48:17 <jihad> so idk 13:48:18 <g> i went there, got you nicks, and left? 13:48:36 <g> are you gonna try treating this like it's more than it is? //funny thing to say for what came after this discussion 13:48:39 <g> o.o 13:48:46 <jihad> no i'm asking why you want his IP 13:48:49 <g> didn't i pwn peple on efnet for you? :o 13:48:57 <jihad> i never asked you to pwn anyone for me ever 13:49:00 <jihad> and you know that 13:49:09 <g> you didn't ask for that channel back? :s //nope 13:49:33 <g> you asked for logins to acidstorms server too //yeah, cause you said you had it (didn't give me anything though) 13:49:34 <g> lold 13:49:48 <g> carry on have a nice day 13:49:55 <g> pce 13:49:57 <jihad> peace
Storm saw these logs and got pissed. Then he got cockslapped by jihad again.
15:09 -!- Irssi: Starting query in EFNet with g 15:09 <g> lold@pastebin 15:09 <g> :] 15:09 <g> I'll find some cute logs for you, too. even though I'm against that faggotry. 15:10 <rx> are you gonna try treating this like it's more than it is? 15:10 <g> maybe. 15:10 <g> I DO WUT I WANT. 15:10 <g> etc. 15:10 <rx> true 15:11 <g> you saw me mercilessly slam thru all the people you claim you didn't put hits for. 15:11 <g> :p 15:11 <g> batter up. 15:11 <rx> yeah, i've always been clear about how i feel with ddosing. i don't do it. i don't ask people to do it 15:11 <rx> pretty much anyone that knows me knows this 15:12 <g> you trying to save public face is no different from the faggotry acidstorm causes. 15:12 <g> gj. 15:12 <g> lolol. 15:12 * rx shrugs 15:12 <g> ik. :P 15:13 <g> ppl get lame when they wanna save themselves publicly. 15:13 <g> my pastebin history shows I don't give a fuck. 15:13 <g> :D 15:13 <rx> say what you want 15:13 <g> no, no 15:13 <g> it stands for itself 15:13 <g> theres no "saying" 15:13 <g> it is. 15:13 <g> :] 15:13 <g> it's all there clear as day, my niggy. :s 15:14 <rx> lol 15:14 <g> bbl getting feddedfor private ircd ddos. 15:14 <g> scrub. 15:14 <g> lold. 15:14 <rx> my ircd got hit? 15:14 <rx> lol 15:14 <g> who knows 15:14 <rx> in b4 your feelings are hurt and you send more packets 15:14 <rx> "i'm not getting trolled" 15:14 <g> I meant in general, your fed threat fell upon deaf ears. 15:14 <rx> it's all there clear as day 15:14 <rx> what fed threat? 15:14 <rx> there was no threat 15:14 <g> no one goes to jail for ddosing a private ircd ran by faggots. 15:14 <g> lmao. 15:14 <g> no one. 15:15 <rx> that was me saying you're surrounded by feds 15:15 <g> in the history. 15:15 <g> for anyone. 15:15 <rx> i was saying 15:15 <rx> if you fuck with everyone that treats you nice 15:15 <rx> like me 15:15 <rx> you're going to be left with all the pieces of shit you surround yourself with 15:15 <rx> which we both know is littered with feds 15:15 <rx> i wasnt threatening you 15:15 <rx> :) 15:15 <g> as i see it, you try to be a public drama queen and lie about the desperate shit you've done to look leet, too. 15:15 <g> ;) 15:15 <rx> that's cool 15:16 <g> you wil lregret this; I'm not krashed. 15:16 <g> remember this. 15:16 <g> pce. 15:16 <rx> just keep slangin them packets 15:16 <rx> stick to what you're good at 15:16 <rx> words aint it 15:16 <g> shrug, some ppl got rooted 15:16 <g> ;p 15:16 <g> some ppl got hurt so bad they feared for their freedom( acid) 15:16 <g> :D 15:16 <rx> was that before or after he was already an fbi informant 15:17 <rx> :p 15:17 * g looks around 15:17 * g gets faildoxed by an informant for being ddos kiddie.... *is still around 15:17 <g> loooooooooooool 15:17 <rx> yeah lots of other feds are still around too 15:17 <g> I'm talking about me 15:17 <g> you twit 15:17 <rx> same 15:17 <rx> o/ 15:18 <g> i dun get it? 15:18 <g> intimidated 15:18 <g> i'm not 15:18 <rx> just do whatever dude, i get swat threats on the daily and people threaten the lives of my family like i think it's actually going to happen 15:18 <g> cool, me too, and i've done none of that 15:18 <g> so? 15:18 <g> carry on? 15:18 <g> lol 15:19 <rx> yeah, i'm saying this shit pales in comparison to the stuff i already get hit with 15:19 <g> everyone i've owned i've done so without a single idle threat 15:19 <g> :D 15:19 <g> theres a reason why no one gives two fucks about whoever you're whining about threatening you 15:19 <g> because they can't do dick 15:21 <g> anyway, krashed-level and acid-level packet kiddie here 15:21 <g> signing out 15:21 <g> pce 15:21 <g> lold 15:21 <rx> naw dude you're a much better packeter than those guys 15:21 <rx> don't let anybody take that from you
Eventually, Emi decided to block all tor connections from Eminet. But, obviously, the #realniggas knew she was just playing hard to get, and went there using other means instead
DDOS of 1/19/2014
After receiving a heaping dose of pwn, Storm began to let his butthurt truly shine as he pouted and packeted WTFuxNet to spite jihad. This DDOS is currently ongoing. Many are wondering if Storm can beat the week-straight DDOS record of bombermanfan.
— jihad showing exactly how many fucks he has to give | ||
Update:
Only 2 days. :(
Maybe another time.
Nothing of value was lost
In the heat of the drama, just when it seemed all hope was lost, Emi was confronted by her worst nightmare: herself.
[14:56] <Flowjob> Can I ask a question [14:57] <Emi> what [14:57] <Flowjob> Did you really believe we weren't serious [14:57] <Flowjob> Or did you just not care [14:58] <Flowjob> I don't think you're new to the internet [14:58] <Flowjob> So I don't understand how you could let things get this far [14:59] <Emi> what was I supposed to do? [14:59] <Emi> Tkae a bunch of nudes for you guys so you could put those up on ED too? [15:00] <Flowjob> You're missing the plot Emi [15:00] <Flowjob> Your body isnt the solution to all of your problems [15:01] <Flowjob> Now that we've made it here, you have three doors [15:02] <Flowjob> You can learn from this experience and take away what you can [15:02] <Flowjob> You can learn nothing and enjoy the attention the article generates [15:02] <Flowjob> Or you can shut down and suffer in your own hell with nothing gained
Flowjob was instantly klined. Another camwhore lost in the haze of the internet.
Choice Quotes For Your Enjoyment
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Fucking Hacked
Pwned by zeekill, Aush0k & null
zeekill, Aush0k & null decided hacking the whore's cable and electricity account wasn't enough, they set sail to make her life even more miserable. They proceeded to pwn her mother who goes by the name Cheryl Holzer, hack her teacher account and generate tons of lulz which echoed throughout IRC. Word on the street goes that the Attention whore has now involved the feds to help her stop the mighty zeekill, Aush0k & null from making her life even more miserable.
14:57 <+Emi> fuck 14:57 <+Emi> I need help 14:57 <+Emi> idk what to do 14:58 <+Emi> they're messing with my parents 14:58 <+Emi> they hacked into my mom's account for her school 14:59 <+Emi> requested a sub 14:59 <+Emi> said the reason she can't be there is that I'm smoking meth 14:59 <+Emi> and the message to the sub is FUCK YOU 14:59 <+Emi> Why the fuck is this guy I don't even know doing this to me 14:59 <+Emi> I am beside myself
The lulz continued a few hours later when zeekill and Aush0k decided that they wanted to generate more lulz to echo through the IRC networks. They proceeded to order a truck full of sand and boulders worth $4000 to be dumped on her lawn, thus making her HIV+ dad lose his shit and leaving the family because of the actions her attention whoring generated.
What exactly did zeekill and Aush0k do to make Peter Holzer to leave his family?
- Family house swatted multiple times
- Home phone number redirected to their PBX
- Changed their cable subscription to gay porn only (see gallery above)
- Hacked her mother's (Cheryl Holzer) teacher account
<Emi> hey guys <Emi> look what they did <Emi> http://i.imgur.com/MGQd3kP.jpg <Emi> People tell me to kill myself every few minutes <Emi> Tdawg: because there are awful, hateful people out there!
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What you're really here for
Behold, the rewards of tirelessly defending Emi on IRC:
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— Thanks Emily! - realniggas crew | ||
See Also
External Links
- Emily Holzer
Her Google Plus- Her MySpace
- EmiNet IRC
- Vanity blog
- On last.fm
- On Soundcloud
- Mother's website
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