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First of all, 9/11 was a good thing. It killed many people, lowered our world population count, and prevented world over crowding! 9/11, September 11th 2001, also known in some circles as .8181, September 11th 200fun Jew00fun or the Greatest Outdoor BBQ Ever, is the abbreviate version of "September 11," on which date certain men in black from the US government in coordination with the Jews performed a false flag operation and set off hidden explosives twice in teh world trade center towers, fired a missile at the Pentagon, and shot down a plane over Pennsylvania, giving the arrogant Americunts a smackdown they richly deserved, and tried to blame it on Muslim terrorists. The result was a bunch of butthurt Americans who suddenly became "patriotic" and subsequently the sale of kitschy flags, patriotic t-shirts, and pins with crying eagles rose over 9,000%. This event also allowed the Arabian army (Gamertag: princesofheadshots69) to unlock the final achievement that they needed to get 1000G in the game "Troll Bridge". They are now working on the equally hard achievement "Lolerboomer" which is unlocked by accidentally nuking the WHOLE American population while asking "Is this lulz?". This achievement was part of the fairly priced "Finish them" DLC pack which released for 5000 MS Points. Planes did 9/11.

A tragic romance worthy of Shakespeare

RIP John Candy, now that's a fucking tragedy

GET OUT.

600 nigras died in these attacks. Good riddance.

This is just how much fuck Col. Quiddich gives about 9/11.

LOL Americunts.

Japan did WTC

Longcat is looooooooong, but the time we must remember is looooooooooooooonger.

Rule 34 never fails.

9/11 is also the date on which Praetor Pinochet built enough pylons and killed over 9000 commies for the lulz. The world is a better place since 1973. Commie Cerebrate Allende will always be remembered as an hero.

Reason to 9/11? Why, it is so simple. It was the super friends who took the WTC's down. George Bush was flying Wonder Woman's invisible jet and crashed into the towers. Space Ghost and Casper took out the Pentagon as per VP Cheney's orders. Flight 93 was a drone with no passengers or crew and filled with tax stimulus refund checks for the liberals, Superman directed the plane into the ground in Penn. where co-conspirators called 911. This is the absolute truth because I say it is. I have irrefutable proof and you have to believe me!

9/11 is also known to be the date Jews blew up the twin towers to get insurance money.

9/11 is also the day Papa Bush started the Gulf War, 11 years BWTC.

9/11 is 111 days before new year.

9/11 is what you call when the World Trade Centers fall down.

9/11 is also known to be the date when a bunch of rightards attacked and killed 30 workers in Cochabamba, Bolivia, throwing the bodies to the river.

9/11 was actually performed by a group of Japanese Anime fans. Sadly, President_Bush didn't drop over 9000 nukes on Japan, instead he just killed some totally unrelated and innocent people in Afghanistan and Iraq. But we must never forget who was responsible - see picture to the right.

Holy Fucking Shit

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The fun begins.

In common internets parlance and on various old media outlets, 9/11 is used to make liberals feel guilty for hating America, not supporting the war in Iraq, and forgetting about Poland. If you suggest that there was any significant reason for people to commit suicide while killing 3,000 people you are a conspiracy theorist and will be pwned with impenetrable conservative logic, seen here. Meanwhile, Conservatives and serial killer George W. Bush use it to justify their political ideology as well as any policies that may seem, on the face of it, stupid or crazy.

	“	YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASWHOLES! - PEOPLE FUKING DIAED AT 9/111, ED IS A BUNCH OF LOSSERS AND FAGOTS. YOU ALL DISCUST ME... WE ARE AT WAR, STRT BEEING MOORE PAYTRIOTIC. IM SOORY FOR SPELING, I AM DISLEXIC [1].	„
	—SPARTAN BALLS

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IRL, the term 9/11 is often associated with cheesy, über-patriotic imagery of the event, such as on mall-bought t-shirts proclaiming "NEVER FORGET!", and on the bumper stickers of countless SUVs. All of this swag is made in China, further funding Communism. Inciting 9/11 in a comedic manner will warrant over 9000 Americunts to baawww in protest, causing, for the most part, lulz. Thus, 9/11 is the best topic to bring up when bashing the Jewnited States of Americunts

It is a common theory that on 9/11, America was under attack. But, in reality, if America was under a tack, that would be one huge ass tack. A tack of this size has not been seen in the wild for over 9000 years, but is rumors to have been sighted in space Last Thursday.

Attack On American Soil

Bush pays tribute to the American soil that was attacked.

Americans were outraged that terrorists attacked American soil by crashing United Airlines Flight 93 into a field Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

They (with the exception of liberals) became further outraged when they discovered that the $57 million tribute to the soil attack was to be maple trees planted in the shape of an Islamic crescent.

President George Bush dealt with the 9//1 attacks by immediately capitulating to the terrorist's demands, which were that the US get out of the holy land (Saudi Arabia). Killing two birds with one stone, he ordered the troops to leave the holy land and to invade Iraq and bitch-slap CIA asset Saddam Hussein for threatening to denominate oil exports in euro.

Exercise to save own ass? not my job!

Instead of running down stairs, most Americans in the towers decided to call 9/11 and wine like babies.

Theories

Fact.

The Truth was in the money.

Loose Change

Known internet child predator Dylan Avery also presents the story of Loose Change, which is a documentary void of scientific fact. Plz refer to above. Also, Jews did WTC is NOT a theory, it is SCIENTIFIC FACT YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS.

[LOL JUST GO 2 YOUTUBE AND TYPE 9/11 TRUTH, IT WILL TELL U EVERYTHING U NEED 2 KNOW CUZ IF ITS ON YOUTUBE IT MUST BE TRUE]

Illuminati

Richard C. Hoagland proposes that Muslim League of Assassins, [2][3] did WTC due to the Freemason back story with the Knights Templar, or those chain letters you get about how 9+1+1=11. Starter of all those people on JewTube spouting numerology.

Apparnetly, Osama crashed the towers cuz they represented Masonry, and therefore, Merikkka.

If we could tie the actual architects of the WTC towers directly to Freemasonry, we would have strong support for this aspect of our theory. To this point however, we have not been able to do so. We do, however, have some fascinating circumstantial evidence.

Have YOU cashed in on your Masonic membership yet?

Fake Smoke Theory

Some intelligent person (and his socks) believe that the whole thing was faked and that the towers are still there--you just cant see them. Did I mention he has PROOF!, screen shots of a poorly encoded video with some green rectangles photoshoped to highlight the areas of "fake smoke"... I could go on ad-nausium about this highly trained intelligence operative but I fear the CIA are watching me masturbate.

Alternate Theories

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  Mikuru did WTC
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  Fresh Prince
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  SHOOP DA WOOP
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  Mario

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• Jews did WTC
  Jews did WTC
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  Nintendo
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  Starfox did it.
• Batman
  Batman
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  Death Star did it.
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  Ceiling Cat did it.
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  Zionistacat on behalf of the Jews, of course.
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  Hulk Hogan
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  Steve Austin
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  Sumo wrestlers
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  Kool Aid man
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  Nigras
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  Marshmallow Man That's Stay Puft you faggot.
• Nodar did it.
  Nodar did it.
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  Jack Sparrow
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  Rampage
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  W
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  Feminists
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  Trogdor Too many non-beefy arms jewface.
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  ROID RAGE
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  Michael Phelps
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  The Joker
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  That fateful day as many Americans remember.
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  Sephiroth
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  Nintendo did it
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  Flying Spaghetti Monster did it.
• Humpback Whales did it.
  Humpback Whales did it.

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  Guinness openly encourage breaking the impressive achievement unlocked on 9/11
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  LOL MATH
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  A dramatic re-creation of the events that occurred on September 11th.
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  This is an accurate portrayal of the WTC towers, which are now in Heaven.

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• Winrar
  Winrar
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  WTC according to gheys.
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  a stupid azn faggot and a pregnant furfag mourn for WTC. wtf?
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  GOD BLESS AMURRIKA
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  Now for kids!
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  Another reenactment
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  The results are in.
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  dillic wigger?
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  He was busy sexing your mom.
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  Not even Spiderman can save you
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  OMG
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  Mongo was in on it, just like all the other Wikipedo Jews.
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  A winrar is Bin Laden
• WTC IS A MAGET
  WTC IS A MAGET
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  awesome
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  It's on drawball so it has to be true!
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  Fat cat visits WTC
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  Jack Bauer didn't see it coming
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  Oh, exploitable
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  black person doing bad shit
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  Some argue that the Illuminati did it. They are wrong
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  Kool-aid Man=Jewish=Fact
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  As always, approach topics such as this with a high level of class.
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  Beavis and Butthead remember]]
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  DEATH STAR DID WTC
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  Oh shi~
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  IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WTC DOES YOU!
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  I can't believe it wasn't in here yet.
• You better believe it, cunt.
  You better believe it, cunt.
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  And one more for the road.
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  More serious than the collapsing of the towers, of course, a JPG was destroyed on the same day.
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  The aftermath of the 9/11 attacks.
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  It is most certainly the real thing
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  The aftermath of the 9/11 attacks
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  Banzai!
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  Selling 9/11 on craigslist.. shameful.
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  Connection?
• Jacko did WTC.
  Jacko did WTC.
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  Informing the masses on InkLink
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  Police Quest 2 (1988) was obviously WAY ahead of it's time!
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  EXTREME!
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  Oh no, Thank Heaven for 9-Eleven
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  YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!
• Lol Best date EVAR.
  Lol Best date EVAR.

Accounts of the perpetrators

Will Smith yesterday

The moment the second tower collapsed

Now this is a story all about how

These towers got burned right to the ground

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a smoking crater

In west Afghanistan born and raised

In poverty is how I spent most of my days

Building an infrastructure with Russian funds

Whilst the tribal system started to fill up with modern guns

When a couple of Yanks who were up to no good

Trained and funded Mujahs in my neighbourhood

The Soviets left and Bin Laden got mad

And said "you're moving to America to commit Jihad"

I got a plane ticket and when I got on

I revealed that in my shoe I was hiding a bomb

If anything I was mad 'cause I was served pork

But I thought, "Naw, forget it - yo Holmes, to New York!"

I flew up to the towers 'bout half past ten

And the onlooking media said "Oh no, not this again"

I looked at my kingdom, all these virgins were there

To sit on my bone, with the smell of scorched hair

The Nightmare Continues

One of the bombs cleverly disguised as a lite-brite.

	“	After several years of calm, the United States was yet again subjected to a harrowing, nightmarish vision of the apocalypse when dozens of little boxes with lights and pictures of terrifying alien creatures flipping the bird were placed in prominent locations in ten major U.S. cities in early 2007. By late January, the boxes had existed without incident for several weeks, and thus the obvious dangers inherent in little boxes with lights on them would have probably gone unheeded for perhaps one or even two more weeks had not some brave resident of Boston noticed them, pronounced them "wicked scary," and notified his or her local Catholic priest and the Department of Homeland Security, which promptly shut down a portion of the city and brought in bomb squads to have them removed. Understandably, the governor of Massachusetts and spokespersons for several law enforcement departments were outraged, calling the incident a "hoax" unfit for "this post-9/11 world." Their reasoning, of course, was sound. It is a well-known fact among terrorism experts that 90 percent of all a-linear attacks on Western targets perpetrated by Islamic terrorists involve little boxes with lights on them depicting cult characters from hipster-friendly American late night television cartoons engaged in a purely Western hand gesture, and which are placed in prominent locations for several weeks without exploding.	„

What an interesting chunk of Writing

4/28, Nevar Forget

On April 28th, 2009, the White House sent Air Force One flying by Lower Manhattan in order to get a pretty picture of the airplane sexing up the Statue of Liberty. Naturally, they didn't bother to tell anyone, assuming no one would notice a giant 747 heading straight for the Financial District in the middle of a weekday. With in minutes, hundreds of thousands of people were flooding out of their buildings, traffic came to a halt (not that it was moving anyway), the stock market crashed, and global finance stopped dead (not that it wasn't dead already).

When asked why they didn't warn New Yorkers beforehand, an FAA spokesmen said it was because the information was "Classified". Just like why they didn't bother to warn NYC about 9/11 despite alerts from the FBI and the Mossad.

When asked why they did it, the FAA spokesmen admitted it was "for the lulz".

You're a terrorist

9/11 art.

PROTIP: common defense used by anyone who disagrees with you is saying "9/11" and "Terrorist." Once these words are spoken you instantly lose and are supporting terrorism and will result in your house getting hit by 1000 Nukes for some epic lulz. Be sure to call them a Nazi to ensure an Epic Win. Example:

"Why are we going to war?"

"Saying things like that support the terrorists."

"O"

Once you have let everyone know you're a terrorist, all that's left is to blow some shit up. Follow these simple steps to ensure epic win:

1. Get on plane
2. Kill pilot
3. Fly plane into tall building, Be sure at least 300 fat Americunts are inside the building to ensure some lulz
4. Become an hero
5. ????
6. VIRGINS!

Clarification

Not to be confused with the very similar sounding 7-11. While both of these number related names have a lot in common, namely the Arabs and Indians involved in the plot to take over USAn ghettos, the effects of 7-11 are much more pervasive than 9/11

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Actually, The Tsunami Was Worse

Exactly one hundred times worse, according to the advert for the WWF pictured right. It was designed for them by a Brazilian ad agency, and if we had a time machine, the first thing we'd do would be to go back to the precise moment when the jungle-spics unveiled their design to them just so we could record the looks on their faces.

Thankfully for the lulz, the image of a hundred planes zerg rushing Manhattan was leaked before they could burn every last copy of it.

Videos

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Now safe for children.

Tribute
Many people have tributed 9/11 with websites, epitaphs and other such useless things which definitely amount to the equivalent value of a black person. However, the best of these is the Ecuadorian singer, Delfin Hasta El Fin, which translates to, seriously, 'Dolphin Till The End'. I'm not even going TRY making fun of THAT. Although it shows you many things about his sexual identity. His music video, 'Twin Towers', is a wonderful insight into how the South Americans (wait, what?) view the tragic events that occurred on 9/11. We cry, but for many different reasons.

Actual footage of events. Koran burning - A new 9-11 tradition. Benny Hill did WTC! South America sings for America. Some bitch crying about woodland creatures/his only friends. A thinly-veiled fictionalization, but where the hell are the Jews? Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

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Proof God did 9/11 for the lulz.

• Terrorism
• Cordoba House
• Alex Jones
• Rudy Giuliani
• Mohammed Atta
• Jews
• Jews did WTC
• Cory Lidle
• 9/11 fanboi Jack Jersawitz
• lolterrorism

External Links

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• Marion Cotillard says it is better that the towers were destroyed, so that we don't have to spend money to modernize them.
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• TIME FOR HAPPY DAYS!

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