TheRalphRetort

Ethan's dick

Ralphs new life partner

Ralphie looks like your typical fedora wearing neckbeard

RALPHS SEX TAPE

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Ethan Ralph, also known as "The Ralph" or "TheRalphRetort" used to be an SJW until they discarded him for being too fat, after which he created a pro-GamerGate "website" called "The Ralph Retort". Often brags about being a journalist because he runs a clickbait Gaymergate drama "news site", despite him not being able to spell to save his life and violating even the most basic standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths. The only reason he has his website, besides being a place for him to store pictures of his underage girlfriend, is for advertisement sheckels. His weight is estimated to be at least 4 Randi Harpers, and with pictures of his dick finally surfacing, it could be concluded that it adds absolutely zero to his immense mass. Evil tongues are claiming the dick pics to be fake, as Ralph doesn't have a dick.

Who is "Ralph"?

Ethan Ralph is a fat fuck with a stupid accent who runs "TheRalphRetort", commonly known as ThatRalphRetard, a blog no one read until he started talking shit about Leigh Alexander and now the only person who reads it is me so I can steal everything he writes for ED (fuck you Ralph). He's a big "celebrity" in GamerGate despite being a sister-fucking redneck without a neck to speak of.

“	My name is Ethan. I recently graduated from USC Upstate with a degree in political science. I live here in the Upstate now, but am originally from Memphis, Tennessee. My life there is what brought my opposition to the War on Drugs into sharp focus: seeing firsthand the perils associated with procuring “illegal” substances, the violence often needed to control the places of purchase, all the while witnessing the devastation caused to large swaths across my age cohort because of an illogical, ineffective, and insane approach to drug control policy here in the United States. Often that policy and the laws associated with it are enforced unevenly, and harsher, longer and more restrictive punishments being meted out to people of color. This is an additional outrage which also helps spurn me into action and activism. I support the reformation of marijuana laws along with an entire rethinking of our approach towards all substances and the way we treat the people who use them.	„
—Who could have guessed that he was a druggie?

8chan Baphomet Drama

In February 2015 Ralphie got involved with edgy as fuck group Baphomet, after the Blue Cross Blue Shield hack and the SSN and credit card info dumping on Baphomet in February. Ralph Wiggum started whining about this funny shit on his twitter and homepage, how Baphomet "Endangers all of 8chan" and how they should be shut down. He even started a meta thread on 8chan to whine about these issues.

Baphomet's special school participants saw what a whiny bitch Ralph was and decided to have some fun with him, so they promptly doxed him. Only they didn't really because they just collected the information that was already dug up by members of your friendly neighborhood ED. So, once again, Baphomet was completely useless.

Ethan went into BAWWWW mode on twitter and cried how he got doxed after he kicked the hornet nest in the first place. Later bath shooped some fake emails to make it look like Ralph paid them to SWAT Devi Evers, but since everyone knows bath is full of sperglords, no one would take their word even over that of a documented lair like Ralph. Then his sister/girlfriend got doxed, along with other members of his inbred family. Because his girlfriend looks weird (why the fuck do you think she lets Ralph touch her hands) Baph wasted no time in turning on their Macbooks, and creating shoops with her face, trying to make her look normal. After this she and Ralph got on twitter together and complained about cyber bullying in an act of stunning hypocrisy.
So, while Ralph openly outs trannys (also with information dug up by us), reports false allegations as facts and overall engages in weak-ass trolling, he then turns around and denounces bath, GNAA and BWC (and probably ED once he reads this article) for doing the same things.

Ralph's Past

The avatar that says: "I'm trying too hard"

A few years ago Ralph was a fat, pathetic bastard with no prospects, much like he is now. He frequented a leftist blog called "Daily Kos" and wrote three shitty posts, one of which was about Don Imus, where he said a couple good things about feminism on the way to attacking it. The script kiddies at Baphomet tried to portray this as RED HOT EVIDENCE of him being an SJW, when it's actually just more evidence that he can't write worth a shit. Ralph was asshurt after those incidents and he later asked Hotwheels himself to completely delete the thread about him on Baphomet. However, as Hotwheels was biased as fuck, he didn't give a shit about Ralph's wishes. Ralph got mad at him and called him a crippled motherfucker, much to the dismay of the "Hotwheels is Literally Jesus" crowd.

He used to be well known on 8chan's v for advertising his shitty blog/webpage to get some advertisement bucks of potential traffic from /v/. They became so annoyed by him being a unbearable faggot and Jew that they decided to wordfilter any links to his page. No one cares about the shithole anyway, since the real /v/ is on 4chan. But Ralph was determined to look like an idiot over it.

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Current Situation

After the official /gamergate/ board got nuked in March 24 he offered his /ggchan/ board to be the successor board, but as he was already confirmed for being an SJW faggot, nobody had interest in it.

Recent Happenings

Ralph has had a hell of a year in 2020, he released a sex tape with a 18 year old girl named faith vickers and shoved his thumb deep in her ass hole and smelled his shit covered thumb, he then got her pregnant, then her choked her out at a hotel and left her for a loli loving pedo named Pantsu, Faith pressed charges and now ralphs probably going to prison, he violated hiss probation from when he assaulted a cop, so not only is he going to be paying child support for the next 18 years, his already tarnished record is ruiend, banned on all social media plaatforms, Ralph has resorted to D-Live, the home to all failed streamers, workiking for their online currency they call "lemons" hes as fat and drunk as ever, he is fucked and is soon to be getting fucked by bubba when he goes to prison.

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