Kodomo no Jikan

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Kodomo no Jikan (translation: "A Child's Time") is a spank-fest followed religiously by the likes of respectable gentlemen who lurk notfourchan and renchan, parading itself around as a proper anime and manga series.

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She was asking for it.

This is the pure essence of it, Nyoro~n-style.

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Kuro, while she searches the Kokonoe_Rin tag on Gelbooru.

Controversy and History

This manga was originally scheduled for release under the title Nymphet in 2007. Somehow this title didn't raise concerns immediately for American censors. Not until later, after some people realized it was a romance story between a twenty-three year-old teacher and a nine year-old girl. The author, Kaworu Watashita states that the only problem is "differences in culture between the two countries" and called it "unfortunate." After all the bookstores dropped the title in an epic trolling, the publisher dropped the series. The lulz really started when bloggers in the U.S.A. started BAAAAAAAWing over it and citing the first amendment. Troll by telling them it has nothing to do with the government and Japan hates them anyways.

Plot

It revolves around the aforementioned teacher and student but also has major parts from several other characters. These characters add humor by kicking the teacher in the balls while calling him a lolicon. The other half is "fanservice," serving as fap-bait for any pedophiles. Another staple of the series are double entendres that are generally really corny and unlikeable. Other than that it's TROO LOEV 4EVER and getting raped by her creepy uncle.

Characters

Little Girl Rape Squad

• Kokonoe Rin: Perverted blonde pigtailed leader of the group who is constantly whoring herself out to the teacher because she wants some harbl. She is a whiny bitch who went all emo after her mom got AIDS and died. Her lesbian friend made her all better though.
• Kagami Kuro: She is called "Kuro-chan" which means "black" because she is cool and goth and stuff. Although her name is "Black" she is not a black person. They scare Japs. Anyways, she always wears slutty cosplay outfits like full catgirl attire, or EGL. She is a faggot obsessed with Rin and wants to rape her but also has an eye for their Vice Principal. She has an extensive knowledge of sex and fetishes which is to be expected of Japanese women.
• Usa Mimi: The clumsy secretly-intelligent glasses-wearing ditz. She has MASSIVE tits. In fact, one episode revolves around this fact where she does boring shit like shop for a bra and gets embarrassed and cries. She BAAAAAWs at the slighted provocation. She is wildly in love with the rapist. She wears glasses which is apparently a fetish for Japanese people, but more because she is TTLY SMART. The last teacher yelled at her for being a crybaby bitch so she left. The new teacher is a COOL DUDE, MAN and got her to come back. She is ignorant of all things sexual. In season 2, pretends to be Rin's dead mother and allows her to suckle her nipples (srsly).

Teachers

• Daisuke Aoki: Or, "Aoki-sensei," as he is called in moonspeak. He is a moralfag who will not stick it in Rin's pooper no matter how much she asks. He is a pathetic virgin who freaks out at the slightest mention of sex. He is rather boring besides the fact he is constantly harassed by lolis. Every once in a while he has epic battles with the rapist. Lusts for Houin but puts date on hold to save loli in distress.
• Kyouko Houin: Or, "Bouin-sensei," the onomatopoeia ("boing") for massive tits in Japan. Just in case you didn't catch that, she is stacked. This is a significant problem for her as she gets groped by her students. She is wildly in love with Aoki, but he turns her down because he loves the loli. She has a cosplay fetish and gets jealous of Shiro-chan.
• Shirai Sae: Some old hardass bitch who yells at everyone to work harder. Noone liked her in high school cause she wouldn't put out. Is idolized by Kuro who nicknames her "Shiro-chan" (white). In the season 2 special, Shiro fantasizes about her teenage self having a lesbian relationship with a teenage Kuro.
• Oyajima Kenta: Some pretty chill guy who looks like Brock. The best character by far.
• Nakamura-sensei: Some pussy who got sick when team loli raped him for being an asshole to Mimi. He quit.

Rapists

• Kokonoe Reiji: Josef Fritzl in training. Rapes Rin because her mom is dead. His parents died after they abused him for teh lulz. Vulnerable to safety scissors.

Cancer Patients

• Kokonoe Aki: Rin's mom who dies. Has incest/buttsecks with Reiji.

Stuffed animals

• Pedobear: he's yellow but it's him.

Delicious Quotes

Sankaku Complex

“   omg I want to rub her cotton clothing...   „     —Tyciol of Sankaku Complex every fucking online community ever made commenting on a figurine.     “   Cucumber futa Rin: DO WANT   „     —rargy of Sankaku Complex, starts a chain reaction where anons say "DO WANT" 29 times.     “   Not-Loli   „     —Artefact making himself feel better. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Not Four Chan

“   Ooh, some rare Kuro-service...   „     —Anonymous     “   Need for parental acceptance? For some reason I look at this, though, and think of how all women feel like a little girl around a man they like (at some point or another). I can't tell you how many couples I see and the girl reverts to a little kid when with her man. It's just that overall vulnerability with someone. Deep shit, yo.   „     —Anonymous, trying too hard     “   for a bunch of lolicons you guys take this shit way too seriously   „     —cake, a mod speaking truth. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Youtube

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Gallery of Loli

Lolis About missing Pics

• LS: "Rin, the queen of loli sluts" ..., "Don't worry, it's ok if she asks you to fuck her in the asshole."
  LS: "Rin, the queen of loli sluts" ..., "Don't worry, it's ok if she asks you to fuck her in the asshole."
• A clean anime
  A clean anime
• Rin being injected with healthy fluids
  Rin being injected with healthy fluids
• Rin demonstrating the proper use of a Wii remote.
  Rin demonstrating the proper use of a Wii remote.

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• Mmm, loli on loli titty sucking.
  Mmm, loli on loli titty sucking.
• She wants you to give her buttsecks!
  She wants you to give her buttsecks!
• Kodomo no Jikan's idea of what a kindergartner looks like.
  Kodomo no Jikan's idea of what a kindergartner looks like.
• It's icecream, really.
  It's icecream, really.
• 
  Oh look who it is
• 
  I don't think there's any place he'd rather be
• Well, in person beats shirt
  Well, in person beats shirt
• She hates you, you ronery otaku.
  She hates you, you ronery otaku.
• Aoki sees Rin's vajayjay.
  Aoki sees Rin's vajayjay.
• Don't listen to him, there is no candy in the van.
  Don't listen to him, there is no candy in the van.
• Oh god this is priceless.
  Oh god this is priceless.
• Asking for it
  Asking for it
• 
  Mimi is AWESOME
• A real scene from the manga. Believe it or not, but it's no bull-shit.
  A real scene from the manga. Believe it or not, but it's no bull-shit.
• come in.
  come in.

Links

• Wikipedos dirty pictures
• More info
• Official site (in moonspeak)
• Know Your Meme makes up a meme
• What the folks at Sankaku Complex feel about this series.

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