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Jihad Jane

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Christ it's Jihad Jane! Get in the car!
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Jihad Jane's fursona.
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The incredibly insensitive drawing of The Prophet as a sandwich

Jihad Jane is an ordinary Philly housewife who plotted to kill Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks (who drew Muhammad as a sandwich or something) [1]. So far, so boring.

The lulz starts when you discover that Jihad Jane's real name is Colleen La Rose. Not Jane. And then the penny drops - we are supposed to make the connection with Hanoi Jane, a nickname given to Jane Fonda when she posed next to a gun or something during the Vietnam Peacekeeping Operation. So if the War Against Terror is the modern Vietnam, how does I book mah seat on the last chopper out of Saigon?

 
 
She was a good-hearted person. She pretty much stayed around the house.
 

 

—Kurt Gorman, Jihand Jane's clueless boyfriend

look at me! i can do terrorism!

 
 
I came to know her as a middle aged sociopath woman cockhungry for love, lonely and isolated
 

 

—Some cunt, from JewTube Smackdown


OSHIT THERE'S MOAR

PROTIP: "Jihad Jane" is now a generic term applied to blonde western women willing to do anything for Arab cock.

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OSHIT HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.

Jihad Jane II is single mom named Jamie Paulin-Ramirez who lived in her mom's basement with her six year old son.

 
 
I'd yell at her, 'Get off the damn computer, do something with your son.'
 

 

—Jamie's mother, SRSLY.

Video

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Another example of razor-sharp satire.
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Lars Vilks and Muhammed trolling Jane. SRSLY.

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Big Players

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