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Anjem Choudary
Anjem Choudary, also known as Andy Childmolester or simply AnCh, is an unsuccessful, depressed Muslim Paki who fucked his life up, but blames all his failures on the devil for introducing him to the consumption of alcohol, the use of drugs, masturbation to porn, and sexual intercourse with white Christian women before marriage. Now, he is a raging hairy monkey with lack of fulfillment preaching his hatred for the West, because he never heard of the word Responsibility. As an oldfart at the age of 45, his current occupation is being a welfare-seeking, unemployed lawyer and shariah teacher at mosques. In other words, he gets paid for brainwashing muslim children into Quran fucking jew and white haters and pays no tax. Yet, he expects taxpaying Britfags to give him free money which is 25,000 per year. When not beating Muslim children at mosques for not reading the Quran or for skipping one prayer out of the five, he would go outside touching 8-12 year old white British boys and forcing them to quote verses from the Quran as an attempt to convert more children to Jizzlam, or he simply goes whoring for his 15 minutes of attention while screaming for the implementation of Shariah. In his free time, he does not practice any activity or hobby but walking up to people and telling them that they are mislead people who should give up their values, such as freedom of speech, human rights, free choice and the right to vote, and only to embrace Islam or else they all go to hell. Anjem is clearly a miserable old man who believes if he cannot be happy then no one should be. His only remaining purpose of existence in this world is the hope of becoming the new Sultan of Anglistan when the Shariah is implemented, the Royal Family beheaded and the Buckingham Palace reconstructed into his personal Mosque clubhouse. (Fortunately, it will not ever happen).
In summary, he's a Prophet Muhammed (Piss be upon him) wannabe.
Call for Sharia
"O may Allah the great and almighty bless the good man and reward him with a Holy Treat from the Heavens!"
Shariah is the divine law of Jizzlam which rules, punishments and laws are based on the Quran in which Muslims believe it is God's law. Anyone who disobeys Islam is considered to be a sinner and will be punished with death, rape or torture. Anjem Choudary states that everything but Shariah is man-made, even though, the Quran was written by slaves with writing abilities due to the fact Muhammed (Penis be upon him) didn't know how to read or write. So by common sense, Shariah is as man-made as any other political system in which these are the following moral values:
Halal (permitted)
- raping women as well as forcing them to dress up as black ninjas from head to toe
- beating up women without asking
- Polygyn: a form of polygamy in which one man can have more than one wife at a time
- stoning for adultery
- owning slaves
- murdering non-Muslims while not going to prison
- chopping off hands, heads, ears and other body parts
- forcing non-Muslims to pay an extra tax called Jizya
- slavery
- amputation
- honor killings
- child marriage
- killing dogs
- torturing animals
- sex with children and animals
- arranged marriage and forced
- submitting your asshole to Allah five times a day while facing to Mecca's direction
Haraam (prohibited)
- drinking alcohol
- smoking weed
- listening to music or going to concerts
- watching Hollywood movies
- pornography
- masturbation (They do it too! But you know, Muslims are pure and clean no matter how sinful they are.)
- gambling
- pork
- condoms (All hail to Allah, the all forgiving and merciful for allowing AIDS and STDs spread faster)
- having sex before marriage
- having sex for pleasure
- kissing, hugging, dating or holding hands
- leaving Islam for another belief or ideology
- Women rights
- equal rights for all
- free speech
- individuality, independence and free choice
- toilet paper (They believe it is more hygienic to clean the anus by using only the left hand.)
- using the right hand when shaking hands with non-Muslims (If this happened to you, then you have shit on your hands.)
- idolatry, or in other words, worshiping idols
(The Qaaba/Kaaba, which is a giant black cube in Mecca, is also an idol that was once worshiped by pagans in Pre-Islamic times but now worshiped by Muslims as according to the Fifth command/duty of the Five Pillars expected by the Holy Queer'an.)
After reviewing some of the values in Shariah, it is clearly the most recommended best form of governmental system the world should adopt. Anjem Choudary promises the world the fruits of the wonderful one and only law system in which everyone will have free water, food, shelter, electricity, heat, medicine and all other basic needs, just like Karl Marx once promised the world a classless, non-oppressive and total-equal state called Communism, and everyone knows how that ended up in Soviet Russia and China; GENOCIDE and MASS-STARVATION. It just proves how ungrateful these Muslims are and how incredibly deluded or dumb they are. Nothing is for free, but then again, they will expect tax payers to pay an additional tax called Jizya which is a punishment tax for not being Muslim and only beneficial for Muslims. Not only they get welfare and other social benefits from the evil democratic countries they live in but expect others to pay for their free basic needs. Deportation, anyone?
Additional note: Andy committed everything marked with [ [ hypocrite ] ] in the Haraam list when he was a young alcoholic druggie in his University age. So by the rules of Shariah, he must be stoned to death for adultery as well as for hand zinah (In Islam, masturbation = hand adultery) and whipped or lashed more than 80 times for drinking alcohol and using drugs. By knowing this, it just gives the feeling of wanting Shariah adopted just to see him dug in the dirt up to his waist and throwing cinder blocks and red bricks at him. Just for FUN!
Persecutory delusion
Anjem Choudary is probably one of those confused individuals who suffers from a psychological disorder known as Persecutory delusion, sometimes associated with the term Victim complex. Whenever he goes on National television for his 15 minutes of attention and fame, he justifies his acts by complaining about the people dying in Muslim countries invaded by the Jewnited States of Americunts. He has point there, but he's doing it wrong! Instead of speaking against the Government funding the war, he stands up against Democracy and the way of life how British people live. While living in peace in the UK and not being bombed or terrorized by the US military forces, Anjem automatically assumes he is a victim already whenever civilians are shot in Iraq by US Apache helicopters, thus he believes he has to form a rebellion and wage war in the name of the implementation of Shariah against the very country in which he is more protected than any white British individual, all thanks to Political Correctness and its followers, the Cultural Marxists who seek to destroy Western Culture and Cultural Evolutionism by labeling white people racist for absolutely no other reason but being butthurt over disagreements. For example, Anjem always gets away with his hate preaching speeches as well as justifying the 2005 terror attacks in London and never goes to jail for it. In conclusion, he's always the victim, so be nice with him or else he'll pull the victim card, because being an irritating, annoying whiner over political flaws by using the given rights of free expression is as bad as people actually being bombed, killed or tortured. Amirite, kids?
History & Timeline
The Beginning
Anjem Choudary was born to a married couple of Pakistani immigrants in Welling in 1967. At beginning due to a very rare and small minority population of Muslim immigrants in the UK which would have been unimaginable to think about taking over with Islam, Anjem was growing up as any other normal boy by setting up ambitions for life to succeed. He went to normal schools learning amongst English kids in a time when the Frankfurt School's Marxist invention known as Political Correctness was very weak and starting from the USA was just about to set its roots to the ground of several agents of socialization like education in order to expand its influence by brainwashing children to become blindly tolerant liberal monkeys who give rimjobs to shittons of 3rd world immigrants arriving in massive numbers in the 90's and call white people racist when people gathered in a group is addressed with "you people" which from a black guy suddenly jumps out of the group and freaks out at you because nobody pays any attention to him when he's not a victim. Behold the ridiculous racist card trick, amirite? (If offended, then you people shouldn't be reading this!)
Despite the fact that his parents were Muslims, they couldn't raise Andy up to be an European hating Quran fucking jihadist as Anjem is doing now to kids in Mosques as mentioned above in the introduction paragraph. Back in that time, this behavior was unacceptable by the society. Additionally, they were a very puny tiny minority who felt weak to do anything opposed to the European customs and values, so the parents forced themselves to adopt the dominant culture in the UK over their own submissive cultural background in order to integrate. While being kept far away from radical Islamic thoughts, Andy was a good and mentally healthy kid who was thinking ahead of life to become a doctor, lawyer or any other profession with high demands, benefits and a good salary.
Going Wild
Just like any other normal sane person, he enjoyed the fruits what a free society entitled him to deserve to practice and took advantage of that freedom. Rather than learning to take responsibilities for his actions and controlling himself, Andy abused his gift which in Pakistan where his parents came from he would have been beaten up by hairy pissed off Imams and their brainwashed students, whipped over 80 times or stoned to death. As an example to this abuse, Andy failed his first-year exam in Medicine at the University of Southampton due to the fact that he was too busy smoking dope, getting drunk, taking in LSD, then laughing at his hallucinations caused by LSD for over 20 hours and later being hangover and brain fucked when waking up each afternoon after last night, thus made him lazy and careless enough to give a fuck about his studies. Again, it's not his fault, it's the society that permits alcohol consumption and ... Oh wait, drugs are illegal, especially heavy drug use like LSD. Continuing the path of his history, Andy decided to give up Medicine and switched to law school. After enrolling to Law at The University of Surrey in Guildford, Andy still continued the same lifestyle.
The Misery
— Anjem Choudary | ||
A highly gifted orator, Choudary has appeared on numerous television programmes and radio stations calling for the UK to adopt stonings and beheadings as punishments for adultery, segregation of genders, lashings for alcohol drinkers and many other niceties mandated by the almighty Allah and his Sharia law.
Choudary has also called for:
- Muslims not to cooperate with police.
- Non-Muslims to be killed (they aren't innocent anyway).
- A final solution for the British jewry.
- Capital punishment for Pope Benedict XVI.
- ???????
- PROPHET!
— Anjem Choudary | ||
Choudary, a trained faggot, now calls himself judge of the Sharia Court of the UK. While juggling his life of bringing his own brand of lulzy jihad against britfags, he still finds time to collect his benefits, from the very society he wishes to destroy.
Trolling IRL
The Man, the Legend!
A keen homosexual, Choudary is notorious in Britain for his tactics of sucking the cock of any government or public figure he sees a threat to his existence. Despite being looked on, Choudary is living proof fellatio of powerful people works. Recently lulz inducing pwns directed at Choudary have been appearing in the media. It seems that before Anjem became public enemy number 1, he used to go by the name of 'Andy', and spent as much time as your average ED user indulging in porn, drinking cider, smoking spliffs. Indeed it seems he was notorious for boning little white christian girls while at University. Because he was smoking a joint, by his own Mooslim logic, he should be stoned to death, amirite?
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