Drakon

Drakon is an Epic Lolcow.

If you were ever up for a different type of video game modding, you might want to talk to Drakon. This arrogant child molestor is responsible for some of the most revolutionary mods to grace the gaming community. As Drakon himself would say, it all starts with a little glue. And then more, and then more, and then he might just take a heat gun to your console too. The best part about this, he wants more sponduli than any other shmuck charges.

Here's the child molestor in the flesh, of course he carries his weapon of choice the mighty glue gun:

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  GLUE GLUE GLUE!
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  So much glue, the poor console!
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  That's the heat gun. And he charged money for that!
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  This is the Sega machine that he covered in white out. Best. Mod. Ever.

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