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"w00t" is a leetspeak word. Once upon a time, it stood for "we own other team" but now, nobody gives a shit and people now primarily use it as a sort of failed IRL meme. When the Internet was asked what words it would most like to see in the next edition of the dictionary [1], the word "whoot" made it onto the list, being defined as an "exclamation of joy". Fortunately, nobody cares about the dictionary. Dirty goffs often use w00t in an attempt to try and convey some sort of personality, but everyone knows that they all have AIDS.

The w00t paradox

Graph of search results between 3 and 50 0s

The w00t paradox is a phenomenon in usage of the word w00t - to be more precise, usage of various number of 0s in middle of the word. It is not actually a paradox, nor is it interesting. Nonetheless, these figures denote the number of English language pages on Google found for the following number of zeros in the word w00t.

  1. w0t - 6,920
  2. w00t - 752,000
  3. w000t - 8,730
  4. w0000t - 4,050
  5. w00000t - 755
  6. w000000t - 8,600
  7. w0000000t - 6,110
  8. w00000000t - 4,870
  9. w000000000t - 4,200
  10. w0000000000t - 2,690
  11. w00000000000t - 3,380
  12. w000000000000t - 1,950
  13. w0000000000000t - 1,660
  14. w00000000000000t - 1,600
  15. w000000000000000t - 2,800
  16. w0000000000000000t - 1,080
  17. w00000000000000000t - 1,090
  18. w000000000000000000t - 1,080
  19. w0000000000000000000t - 660
  20. w00000000000000000000t - 771
  21. w000000000000000000000t - 739
  22. w0000000000000000000000t - 645
  23. w00000000000000000000000t - 490
  24. w000000000000000000000000t - 627
  25. w0000000000000000000000000t - 450
  26. w00000000000000000000000000t - 562
  27. w000000000000000000000000000t - 403
  28. w0000000000000000000000000000t - 355
  29. w00000000000000000000000000000t - 307
  30. w000000000000000000000000000000t - 310
  31. w0000000000000000000000000000000t - 255
  32. w00000000000000000000000000000000t - 833
  33. w000000000000000000000000000000000t - 147
  34. w0000000000000000000000000000000000t - 191
  35. w00000000000000000000000000000000000t - 224
  36. w000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 308
  37. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 96
  38. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 94
  39. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 85
  40. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 148
  41. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 219
  42. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 149
  43. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 98
  44. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 336
  45. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 46
  46. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 75
  47. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 25
  48. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 32
  49. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 36
  50. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 21
  51. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 119
  52. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 72
  53. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 35
  54. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 69
  55. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 26
  56. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 33
  57. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 15
  58. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 7
  59. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 90
  60. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 22
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  65. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 3
  66. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 17
  67. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 12
  68. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  69. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 5
  70. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 7
  71. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
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  73. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
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  80. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 6
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  86. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  87. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
  88. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 8
  89. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  90. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
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  92. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 7
  93. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  94. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  95. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  96. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 3
  97. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  98. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  99. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  100. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
  101. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  102. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 5
  103. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  104. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
  105. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  106. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 4
  107. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 2
  108. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  109. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  110. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  111. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  112. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  113. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  114. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  115. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  116. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  117. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  118. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  119. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  120. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  121. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 0
  122. w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
  123. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 3
  124. w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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  126. w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t - 1
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(There aren't any more until w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t but within a few days there will be one. As for any past this point, it goes on onto the next line on standard resolution so just Google it (990 0s, 1,900,000,000 matchs).)

w00t boots and w00tie booties are often heard

See Also

W00t is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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