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BrokenSpacebar

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Appleproductsareespeciallypronetothebrokenspacebarvirus.

BrokenSpacebariswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureoftheBrokenSpaceBar.BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtocompletelydismemberyourentirekeyboardandshoveq-tipsinthereuntilitisslightlylessstuck.


DealingWithBrokenSpacebar

IfyouarehavingtroubledealingwiththeBrokenSpacebar,hereareafewsuggestionsonhowtoridofthisvirus.

1.getanobjecttochipthespacebaroffcompletely 2.smashthecomputerbecauseifthespacebarisbrokenitsmostlikelyshitty 3.buyabettercomputer 4.??? 5.profit


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