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Matthew Livelsberger

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Matthew Alan Livelsberger was a henpecked 37-year-old Master Sergeant in the Jewnited States Army's Special Forces who, on January 1, 2025, decided to start out the current year with a bang by renting a Tesla Cybertruck, filling it with a fuckton of fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel, parking it outside one of Donald Trump's hotels in Las Vegas and then detonating it while he was still inside. The resulting explosion injured seven people and blew Livelsperg into 72 pieces of cuck virgin that will inevitably be given out to the next Mujahideen to orchestrate such a retarded attack.

Following the attack, the Jew-run liberal media quickly rushed to portray Liversberger as a Trump supporter despite the fact that he was registered as a "No Labels" voter - a Democrat-run scam of a political party that was made with the sole intention of preventing Donald Trump's re-election and ascension to the Godhand. Livelsberger's ex-wife, Sara, was also a well-documented shitlib, pitmommy and Bernout who absolutely despised Donald Trump.

In reality, Livelsberger most likely carried out the attack on behalf of the domestic terrorist organization "White Dudes for Harris" because he was severely butthurt that America didn't elect a mentally retarded mixed-race female as President. In an ironic twist, Livelsperg's decision to use a Cybertruck in the attack backfired spectacularly as the autist-developed sperg tank managed to contain the blast while suffering minimal damage. Had literally any other vehicle been used, the attack most likely would have had a far higher death toll.

The Attack

Aftermath

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See Also

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