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Eat attack

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Whenever a human being who is so fat that he or she is confined to a battery-operated wheelchair, looks at you achingly, and licks her lips as if you are a Little Debbie snack cake, you have approximately 5 seconds to live before you are consumed. This is just one example of an eat attack.

This woman just finished eating a child.
Example of an eat attack.
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Eat attacks are sometimes used for entertainment in the form of an eating contest. This practice, first employed by the ancient Romans, has been a popular excuse for Fatties to be even more disgusting, all the while claiming that they are "In training".

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