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Jed Whitaker
| Jed Whitaker | |
| File:A-Clockwork-Jed.JPG | |
| Powerword: | Jedidiah Geather Whitaker |
| Aliases: | Dr. Dinosexual, Jed05, DimmuJed, KillerIsJed |
| Born: | February 8th, 1987 |
| Died: | TBD |
| Occupation: | Journalist, JK HE DID IT FOR FREE |
| Orientation: | Dinosexual |
| Fetishes: | Dinosaurs · Humiliation · Nintendo |
Jedidiah Geather "Bottom Bitch" Whitaker of Columbus, Ohio is an Americunt failed Vidya Journo who wants to have sex with dinosaurs, the squid children from Splatoon, and even Nintendo hardware. He was notably one of Zoe Quinn's beta male orbiters during the Great Autism War of 2014.
He is essentially the final evolution of the goony beardman stereotype, a fart-sniffer and sick fuck who reeks of insecurity that drives him to protect GOTIS patients and fictional minorities on the internet from big mean trolls. He is so much so that even NeoGAF thinks he's too much too deal with and ravaged his colon in a thread where he bitched about FarCry 4's villain potentially being homosexual.
Vidya Nontroversies
As part of his endless quest to be the wokest male feminist ally known to peoplekind, Jed thrusts himself into the realm of sensationalist journalism by publishing his scribblings on clickbait websites to drum up faux-outrage over "problematic" content in videogames.
Fire Emblem: Fates
One day a weeaboo tranny named Andrea, who was completely illiterate in Japanese, decided that his pirated Fire Emblem game had a "gay conversion therapy" scene in it and because he knew it was coming to the US and Europe soon enough, it would be an easy attention grab to spread this SJW propaganda.
Sensing an opportunity to virtue signal, Jed decided to throw his deviant hat into the ring as well.
Use of Discredited Studies
[coming soon]
Jed's Buttstuff
Jed once stuffed a Nintendo Switch's Joy-Con in his ass, and wrote an article about it.
He has multiple tweets about being on the receiving end of anal sex.
He is often confused for the "Amiibo Butt Guy", a similar degenerate who once wrote an article rating Amiibos from best to worst in their use as a buttplug.
Fired From Destructoid
[coming soon]
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