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Never
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
No. Not going to happen. I don't care what you're going to say, it's not going to change anything. You might as well just leave if you think you can do anything about it. So just leave. Now. What, you thought you could actually DO something? You? Do something? That's very sad. I mean, you're never going to accomplish anything in your life anyway. Why are you trying now? You might as well lie down and die. Nothing will ever happen because of you, so you should just stop before you hurt yourself. Really. Just stop.
Things that will never happen
- You getting laid
- Unseeing goatse
- b gets good
- Poland into space
- Forgetting
- You going for a day without fapping
- Uncyclopedia making a good article
- Jew being less greedy
- Niggers contributing to society
- Niggers on the internet
- You getting cake
- You getting any respect
- You getting any self-respect
- Hypnotoad not getting ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
- Anonymous forgiving
- Anonymous forgetting
- Anonymous not being able to deliver
- Ebaums World not stealing
- Mentioning Candlejack without ge
- You getting any accomplishment
- Pools not having AIDS
- Pools being open
- Spy not sapping my sentry
- You realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are
- Learning who was phone
- You beating Gary Oak
- Porn of it not existing
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