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Anjem Choudary
Anjem Choudary, also known as Andy Childmolester or simply AnCh, is an unsuccessful, depressed Muslim Paki who fucked his life up, but blames all his failures on the devil for introducing him to the consumption of alcohol, the use of drugs, masturbation to porn, and sexual intercourse with white Christian women before marriage. Now, he is a raging hairy monkey with lack of fulfillment preaching his hatred for the West, because he never heard of the word called Responsibility. As an oldfart at the age of 45, his current occupation is being a welfare-seeking, unemployed lawyer and shariah teacher at mosques. In other words, he gets paid for brainwashing muslim children into Quran fucking jew and white haters and pays no tax. Yet, he expects taxpaying Britfags to give him free money which is 25,000 per year. When not beating Muslim children at mosques for not reading the Quran or for skipping one prayer out of the five, he would go outside touching 8-12 year old white British boys and forcing them to quote verses from the Quran as an attempt to convert more children to Jizzlam, or he simply goes whoring for his 15 minutes of attention while screaming for the implement of Shariah. In his free time, he does not practice any activity or hobby but walking up to people and telling them that they are mislead people who should give up their values, such as freedom of speech, human rights, free choice and the right to vote, and only to embrace Islam or else they all go to hell. Anjem is clearly a miserable old man who believes if he cannot be happy then no one should be. His only remaining purpose of existence in this world is the hope of becoming the new Sultan of Anglistan when the Shariah is implemented, the Royal Family beheaded and the Buckingham Palace reconstructed into his personal Mosque clubhouse. (Fortunately, it will not ever happen).
In summary, he's a Prophet Muhammed (Piss be upon him) wannabe.
Call for Sharia
Shariah is the divine law of Jizzlam which rules, punishments and laws are based on the Quran in which Muslims believe it is God's law. Anyone who disobeys Islam is considered to be a sinner and will be punished with death, rape or torture. Anjem Choudary states that everything but Shariah is man-made, even though, the Quran was written by slaves with writing abilities due to the fact Muhammed (Penis be upon him) didn't know how to read and write. So by common sense, Shariah is as man-made as any other political system in which these are the following moral values:
Halal (permitted)
- raping women as well as forcing them to dress up as black ninjas from head to toe
- beating up women without asking
- Polygyn: a form of polygamy in which one man can have more than one wife at a time
- stoning for adultery
- owning slaves
- murdering non-Muslims while not going to prison
- chopping off hands, heads, ears and other body parts
- forcing non-Muslims to pay an extra tax called Jizya
- honor killings
- child marriage
- killing dogs
- torturing animals
- sex with children and animals
- arranged marriage and forced
- submitting your asshole to Allah five times a day while facing to Mecca's direction
Haraam (prohibited)
- drinking alcohol
- smoking weed
- listening to music or going to concerts
- watching Hollywood movies
- pornography
- gambling
- pork
- having sex before marriage
- having sex for pleasure
- kissing, hugging, dating or holding hands
- leaving Islam for another belief or ideology
- Women rights
- equal rights for all
- free speech
- individuality, independence and free choice
- toilet paper (They believe it is more hygienic cleaning their anus by using only the left hand.)
- using the right hand when shaking hands with non-Muslims (If this happened to you, then you have shit on your hands.)
- paganism, or in other words, worshiping idols
(The Qaaba/Kaaba, which is a giant black cube in Mecca, is also an idol that was once worshiped by pagans in Pre-Islamic times but now worshiped by Muslims as according to the Fifth command/duty of the Five Pillars expected by the Holy Queer'an.)
— Anjem Choudary | ||
A highly gifted orator, Choudary has appeared on numerous television programmes and radio stations calling for the UK to adopt stonings and beheadings as punishments for adultery, segregation of genders, lashings for alcohol drinkers and many other niceties mandated by the almighty Allah and his Sharia law.
Choudary has also called for:
- A final solution to british jews
- Capital punishment for Pope Benedict XVI
- Muslims not to cooperate with police
- Non muslims to be killed( they are not innocent anyway)
- ???????
- PROPHET!
— Anjem Choudary | ||
Choudary, a trained faggot, now calls himself judge of the Sharia Court of the UK. While juggling his life of bringing his own brand of lulzy jihad against britfags, he still finds time to collect his benefits, from the very society he wishes to destroy.
Trolling IRL
Islamic Nigras: Parades Closed
(Job well done, but minus points for not wearing suits or afros)
The Man, the Legend!
A keen homosexual, Choudary is notorious in Britain for his tactics of sucking the cock of any government or public figure he sees a threat to his existence. Despite being looked on, Choudary is living proof fellatio of powerful people works. Recently lulz inducing pwns directed at Choudary have been appearing in the media. It seems that before Anjem became public enemy number 1, he used to go by the name of 'Andy', and spent as much time as your average ED user indulging in porn, drinking cider, smoking spliffs. Indeed it seems he was notorious for boning little white christian girls while at University. Because he was smoking a joint, by his own Mooslim logic, he should be stoned to death, amirite?
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