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[[Image:oldmedia.jpg|thumb|Old media, meet the [[interbutts|inn(t)ertubes]].]]
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[[Image:Asiana_pilots_names.jpg|thumb|Always accurate.]]
[[Image:Asiana_pilots_names.jpg|thumb|Always accurate.]]
[[Image:Breaking News Slap.gif|thumb|Always hard hitting.]]
[[Image:Breaking News Slap.gif|thumb|220px|Always hard hitting.]]
[[Image:Televsion_2014.jpg|thumb| Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating]]
[[Image:Televsion_2014.jpg|thumb|220px|Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating]]
Is your neighbour terrorizing you with his latest gadget? Is your [[gamers|computer game]] playing sons back being benched like the banana of your husbands increasingly fat encrusted cock?
[[File:Printing press.gif|thumb|220px|How oldmemes went viral]]
[[File:Overhead telephone and telegraph cables, pratt, kansas, 1911.jpg|220px|thumb|Why God invented broadband]]


DON'T WORRY! We are now introducing media!{{Template:jew}} If you buy a subscription now, you will also get a soffa ergonomically fit for your pear shaped rear. BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE! Did you not get any romance as a teenager? [[Fox News]]! Do you know better than others? The Jew York times. <small> Media, ''saving the world with one syllable at a time''</small>!
'''Old media''', sometimes referred to as '''mainstream media''', is an increasingly irrelevant collection of communication and entertainment techniques and [[conspiracy|conspiracies]] that are heavily biased against [[you]] and your [[Politics|political viewpoint]] and [[philosophy|philosophical stance]]. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is [[old]], it's neither [[cool]] [[Unfunny|nor funny]]. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them [[AIDS]]. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, [[pop parenting|parents]] love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our [[16 year old girls|youth]].
 
 
'''Old media''' is a [[Jew]] [[conspiracy]] that's heavily biased against [[you]] and your [[Politics|political viewpoint]] and [[philosophy|philosophical stance]]. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is [[old]], it's neither [[cool]] [[Unfunny|nor funny]]. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them AIDS. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, [[pop parenting|parents]] love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our [[16 year old girls|youth]].


[[Last Thursday]], the old media  (''New York Times'') [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?hp finally covered ED], much to the chagrin of [[moralfag|moralists]] everywhere.  
[[Last Thursday]], the old media  (''New York Times'') [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?hp finally covered ED], much to the chagrin of [[moralfag|moralists]] everywhere.  
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File:Newspaper classified ad with url.jpg|When worlds collide
Image:OREILLYNOAMNESTY.gif|Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Image:OREILLYNOAMNESTY.gif|Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Image:BrianWilliams.jpg|[[Brian Williams]], crooked-faced hero of old media
Image:BrianWilliams.jpg|[[Brian Williams]], crooked-faced hero of old media
Image:CNN_Niggas.jpg|Old media, meet Anonymous.
Image:CNN_Niggas.jpg|Old media, meet Anonymous.
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Image:OldMediaGuy.jpg|It's [[serious business]]
Image:OldMediaGuy.jpg|It's [[serious business]]
Image:OldMediaGuy4chan.jpg|[[7chan|already handled my friend]]
Image:OldMediaGuy4chan.jpg|[[7chan|already handled my friend]]
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Image:OldMediaGuytruth.jpg|[[truth|truth]]
Image:OldMediaGuytruth.jpg|[[truth|truth]]
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[S4s/Board Newspapers‎]]
*[[S4s/Board Newspapers‎]]
*''[[The New York Times]]''
*''[[Faux News|Fox News]]''
*[[Fake News]]




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Revision as of 17:21, 1 November 2018

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Always accurate.
Always hard hitting.
Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating
How oldmemes went viral
Why God invented broadband

Old media, sometimes referred to as mainstream media, is an increasingly irrelevant collection of communication and entertainment techniques and conspiracies that are heavily biased against you and your political viewpoint and philosophical stance. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is old, it's neither cool nor funny. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them AIDS. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, parents love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our youth.

Last Thursday, the old media (New York Times) finally covered ED, much to the chagrin of moralists everywhere.

How new media corrupted everyone 4EVAR

First literacy corrupted the youth according to older generations....
Then books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then radio corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then comic books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then television corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then video games corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then easily accessible Internet corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then smartphones and tablets corrupted the youth according to older generations...

Luckily, we have impeccable older role models to tell us that we are permanently doing it wrong!

Examples

  1. Radio
  2. Television
  3. Tabloids
  4. Magazines
  5. Newspapers
  6. Web 1.0
  7. MRI
  8. BBS
  9. Email

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See also


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