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NO, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.

Nor are you funny.

Amirite is the GRIDS that is killing ED. It is usually used by retarded n00bs as a "witty" joke in article intros whenever they can't actually come up with something funny to say. All amirite puns are about as funny as Oscar Wilde quotes. It is the internets equivalent of yelling "GET IT?!?!?" after a joke, and matched in faggotry to people who say "see what I did there?" when they think they thought of something smart.

Example

...New York City (moar like Jew York City amirite?) is...

Whilst this may be true, using amirite automatically renders this observation a moot point.

Srsly, don't do it.

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 '''Amirite''' is <u>the</u> [[GRIDS]] that is killing ED. It is usually used by retarded [[n00bs]] as a "witty" joke in article intros whenever they can't actually come up with something funny to say. All '''amirite''' [[pun]]s are about as funny as [[Uncyclopedia|Oscar Wilde quotes]]. It is the internets equivalent of yelling "[[unfunny|GET IT?!?!?]]" after a joke, and matched in faggotry to people who say "[[Captain Obvious|see what I]] [[Super retarded|did there?]]" when they think they thought of something [[No|smart]].
 ===Example===
 *''...[[New York City]] (moar like Jew York City amirite?) is...''
-Whilst this may be true, using '''amirite''' automatically renders this [[obvious|observation]] a [[Moot|moot]] point.
+[[Lulz|Whilst]] this may be true, using '''amirite''' automatically renders this [[obvious|observation]] a [[Moot|moot]] point.
+Srsly, [[Goatse|don't do it]].
-So, amiri―
-{{rainbowsmall|NO, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.}}[[Get the fuck out|Nor are you funny]].
 == See Also ==
+* [[Old]]
+* [[Pretty cool guy]]
 * [[Things to avoid]]
-* [[Old]]
 * [[Unfunny]]
-* [[Pretty cool guy]]
 ==External links==
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-[[Category: Netspeak]]
+[[Category:Netspeak]]

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