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BBC Radio 4 unlike much of its other counterparts such as Radio 1, serves as an outlet for broadcasting a range of extremely educational and thought provoking articles to the general public. Tuning in is akin to a game of Russian roulette, where upon the listener will be subjected to learning how it was to be a lesbian in the 1980s or taught precisely how an 19th century cart is constructed. Needless to say, Radio 4 will only be of interest if you are middle class or a complete and utter faggot. Since euthanasia is illegal in britain Radio 4 is also used as its alternative, though unlike euthanasia takes several years to work and is infinitely painful.

Regular Programs

Along with random articlesRadio Bore also host a variety of other shows in which ~~boring old pensioners~~ individuals of superior intellect talk about more incredibly interesting things. Amongst the shows there are however some that are actually funny, though again probably only to Middle class people.

Just A Minute

A programme in which mainly British comedians and actors are challenged to talk for a full minute about even more exciting topics. The show generally generates many lulz, mostly from high brow humour involving grammar, because someone interrupted for no reason or that someone broke the rules and fucked up, upon which the person who pointed out the fuck up continues talking about the subject for remaining time. Better than crack.

In a recent special Political Edition, George Osborne of the Conservative Party apparently managed to speak for thirty seconds but it transpired he was merely blubbing because Peter Mandelsohn pointed out that Cameron will never love him.

The Today Programme

A political sketch show in which regional presenters slap famous people around the head with their metaphorical cocks to discuss current and relevant topics. John Humphries the shows host, notorious ladies man and host of Mastermind, is well known for having a one foot penis, and once accidentally took Edwina Currie's eye out during a heated argument about Welsh cakes.

Church Bells on Sunday

Literally the sound of church bells ringing on Sunday from around the country. I shit you not.

Gardeners' Question Time

How to be a success at growing various plant life in your garden, with a panel of experts giving tips on everything from which soil type if appropriate for a birch tree, to whether a certain type of rose requires much daylight or not. A reminder that whilst Britain ruled the fucking world with an iron fist, its inhabitants sat back and did a spot of light gardening.

The Archers

A never ending play in which the residents of a generic rural community go around doing various fun things ~~again and again and just wont shut up and oh god its all so fucking mundane~~. Due to the programs never ending nature it is mostly listened to by people who were caught in its spell and can't stop listening or by older persons who are trying to escape death by being absorbed into the programs infinite presence in the world.

Nature

It's about nature.

Desert Island Disks

One of the other arguably good shows on Radio Bore, in which famous people talk about their favourite music and play a few tracks for the listeners, notable shows include when Quentin Tarintino turned up and bragged about his massive music collection.