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[[Image:Asiana_pilots_names.jpg|thumb|Always accurate.]]
[[Image:Asiana_pilots_names.jpg|thumb|225px|Always accurate]]
[[Image:Breaking News Slap.gif|thumb|220px|Always hard hitting.]]
[[Image:Televsion_2014.jpg|thumb|220px|Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating]]
[[File:Printing press.gif|thumb|220px|How oldmemes went viral]]
[[File:Overhead telephone and telegraph cables, pratt, kansas, 1911.jpg|220px|thumb|Why God invented broadband]]
 
'''Old media''', sometimes referred to as '''mainstream media''', is an increasingly irrelevant collection of communication and entertainment techniques and [[conspiracy|conspiracies]] that are heavily biased against [[you]] and your [[Politics|political viewpoint]] and [[philosophy|philosophical stance]]. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is [[old]], it's neither [[cool]] [[Unfunny|nor funny]]. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them [[AIDS]]. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, [[pop parenting|parents]] love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our [[16 year old girls|youth]].
'''Old media''', sometimes referred to as '''mainstream media''', is an increasingly irrelevant collection of communication and entertainment techniques and [[conspiracy|conspiracies]] that are heavily biased against [[you]] and your [[Politics|political viewpoint]] and [[philosophy|philosophical stance]]. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is [[old]], it's neither [[cool]] [[Unfunny|nor funny]]. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them [[AIDS]]. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, [[pop parenting|parents]] love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our [[16 year old girls|youth]].


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== How new media corrupted everyone 4EVAR ==
== How new media corrupted everyone 4EVAR ==
[[Image:Breaking News Slap.gif|thumb|170px|Always hard hitting.]]
First literacy corrupted the youth according to older generations....<br>
First literacy corrupted the youth according to older generations....<br>
Then books corrupted the youth according to older generations...<br>
Then books corrupted the youth according to older generations...<br>
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==Examples==
==Examples==
 
[[Image:Televsion_2014.jpg|thumb|200px|Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating]]
[[File:Printing press.gif|thumb|200px|How oldmemes went viral]]
[[File:Overhead telephone and telegraph cables, pratt, kansas, 1911.jpg|200px|thumb|Why God invented broadband]]
# '''[[Radio]]'''
# '''[[Radio]]'''
#* [[Rush Limbaugh]]
#* [[Howard Stern]]
#* [[Howard Stern]]
#* [[Opie & Anthony|Opie & <s>Anthony</s>LOL HE GOT FIRED]]
#* [[Opie & Anthony|Opie & <s>Anthony</s>LOL HE GOT FIRED]]
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#* Networks: [[CNN]], [[Fox News|Fox]], [[Liberal|MSNBC]], [[MTV]], [[BET]], [[BBC]]
#* Networks: [[CNN]], [[Fox News|Fox]], [[Liberal|MSNBC]], [[MTV]], [[BET]], [[BBC]]
#* [[Liberal media]]
#* [[Liberal media]]
#* [[Bill O'Reilly]]
#* [[Dan Rather]]
#* [[Glenn Beck]]
#* [[Keith Olbermann]]
#* [[Keith Olbermann]]
#* [[Sean Hannity]]
#* [[Sean Hannity]]
#* [[Dan Rather]]
#* <s>[[Tim Russert]]</s> died, lol
#* [[Glenn Beck]]
# '''[[Tabloid]]s'''
# '''[[Tabloid]]s'''
#* [[Annalise Walliker]]
#* [[Annalise Walliker]]
# '''Magazines'''
# '''Magazines'''
#* [[Economy#Economist_Magazine|''The Economist'']]
#* ''[[Time Magazine]]''
#* ''[[Time Magazine]]''
#* [[Economy#Economist_Magazine|''The Economist'']]
# '''Newspapers'''
# '''Newspapers'''
#* ''[[The Daily Mail]]''
#* ''[[The Guardian]]''
#* ''[[The Guardian]]''
#* ''[[The New York Times]]''
# '''[[Web 1.0]]'''
# '''[[Web 1.0]]'''
#* [[Drudge Report]]
#* [[Wikipedia]]
#* [[Yahoo!]]
#* [[Yahoo!]]
#* [[Wikipedia]]
#* [[Drudge Report]]
# '''[[MRI]]'''
# '''[[MRI]]'''
#* [[Iworshipsatin]]
#* [[Iworshipsatin]]
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#* [[Totse]]
#* [[Totse]]
# '''[[Email]]'''
# '''[[Email]]'''
# '''Former examples'''
#*[[Bill O'Reilly]] - Fired
#*[[Rush Limbaugh]] - Deceased
#*[[Tim Russert]] - Deceased


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Newspaper classified ad with url.jpg|When worlds collide
File:How_news_really_works2.jpg
Image:OREILLYNOAMNESTY.gif|Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Image:OREILLYNOAMNESTY.gif|Bill O'Reilly, former champion of the old media
Image:BrianWilliams.jpg|[[Brian Williams]], crooked-faced hero of old media
Image:BrianWilliams.jpg|[[Brian Williams]], crooked-faced hero of old media
Image:CNN_Niggas.jpg|Old media, meet Anonymous.
Image:CNN_Niggas.jpg|Old media, meet Anonymous.
File:How_news_really_works2.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Oldmedia1.jpg
File:Oldmedia1.jpg
File:Oldmedia2.jpg
File:Oldmedia2.jpg
File:MediaBias.png
File:MediaBias.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
File:Massshootingnarrative.jpg
File:Massshootingnarrative.jpg
File:DylannWhoeverreadingthisisafag.jpg
File:DylannWhoeverreadingthisisafag.jpg
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File:HuffingtonPostIrony.jpg
File:HuffingtonPostIrony.jpg
File:HuffingtonpostTrump.jpg
File:HuffingtonpostTrump.jpg
File:The Guardian Hypocrite.jpg
File:JenniferLawrence.jpg
File:JenniferLawrence.jpg
File:OldMediaLies.jpg
File:OldMediaLies.jpg
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Image:OldMediaGuyemail.jpg
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[CNN]]
*[[Fake News]]
*[[Faux News|Fox News]]
*[[S4s/Board Newspapers‎]]
*[[S4s/Board Newspapers‎]]
*''[[The New York Times]]''
*''[[The New York Times]]''
*''[[Faux News|Fox News]]''
*[[Fake News]]


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Revision as of 11:04, 21 October 2021

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Always accurate

Old media, sometimes referred to as mainstream media, is an increasingly irrelevant collection of communication and entertainment techniques and conspiracies that are heavily biased against you and your political viewpoint and philosophical stance. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is old, it's neither cool nor funny. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them AIDS. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, parents love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our youth.

Last Thursday, the old media (New York Times) finally covered ED, much to the chagrin of moralists everywhere.

How new media corrupted everyone 4EVAR

Always hard hitting.

First literacy corrupted the youth according to older generations....
Then books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then radio corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then comic books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then television corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then video games corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then easily accessible Internet corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then smartphones and tablets corrupted the youth according to older generations...

Luckily, we have impeccable older role models to tell us that we are permanently doing it wrong!

Examples

Old media is known for it's highly accurate dating
How oldmemes went viral
Why God invented broadband
  1. Radio
  2. Television
  3. Tabloids
  4. Magazines
  5. Newspapers
  6. Web 1.0
  7. MRI
  8. BBS
  9. Email
  10. Former examples
Media gallery About missing Pics
  • Bill O'Reilly, former champion of the old media
    Bill O'Reilly, former champion of the old media
  • Brian Williams, crooked-faced hero of old media
    Brian Williams, crooked-faced hero of old media
  • Old media, meet Anonymous.
    Old media, meet Anonymous.
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See also

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