Drakon

Drakon is an Epic Lolcow.

If you were ever up for a different type of video game modding, you might want to talk to Drakon. This arrogant child molester is responsible for some of the most revolutionary mods to grace the gaming community. As Drakon himself would say, it all starts with a little glue. And then more, and then more, and then he might just take a heat gun to your console too. The best part about this, he wants more cash than any other shmuck charges. With poor workmanship, and a shitty attitude, it's amazing he still hangs around the community and hasn't offed himself. Drakon is located in Toronto. His full mailing address is still to come.

Here's the child molestor in the flesh, of course he carries his weapon of choice the mighty glue gun:

His Shitty Mods About missing Pics

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  GLUE GLUE GLUE!
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  So much glue, the poor console!
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  That's the heat gun. Remember he charged money for that!
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  This is the Sega system that he painted. With white out. Best. Mod. Ever.
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  Another picture of the beast.

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External Links

• His e-mail address
• His YouTube page
• Story from one of the customers he screwed.

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