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== Libyan Civil War == | == Libyan Civil War == | ||
Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, So he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], And gassed some people for the [[lulz]], Causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, So much that they decided to troll back, In 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", At which they, They [[Raped|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie|unarmed]], It has gone on for 5 days, And so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]] | Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, So he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], And gassed some people for the [[lulz]], Causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, So much that they decided to troll back, In 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", At which they, They [[Raped|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie|unarmed]], It has gone on for 5 days, And so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]] | ||
== 2nd Civil War == | |||
After Gaddafi was [[pwned|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands | |||
When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please | |||
== 3rd Civil War == | |||
When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped|assassinated]], [[Nazi|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces.. | |||
== How To Troll == | == How To Troll == | ||
*See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them | *See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them | ||
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*[[Arabs]] | *[[Arabs]] | ||
*[[Jews]] | *[[Jews]] | ||
*[[Arab Spring]] | |||
{{Islam}} | {{Islam}} | ||
Revision as of 10:25, 15 December 2014
Libya is a Muslim country in the Middle East, Originally a desert that no one gave a crap about, The Jewish Greeks decided to colonize it after they found Jewgold In it, It has seen a shitload of wars and changed hands many times, The original libyans had blue eyes and a blonde hair,Libya has attracted so many Jews after oil was discovered in it
Location
It is located in north Africa, And even tho its on the shores,Its still a fucking Sand Hole
The People
Libyans are so fucking raciest, They detest anything that does not have moar Jewgold than them, This includes but not limited to
And they respect the following because they have moar/equal amount of Jewgold
Religion
Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 Christians in it,They used to have Jews But they were flushed out, They do not tolerate other religions, But they are still open minded tho
Libyan Civil War
Once a day, Gaddafi was bored, So he decided to troll the Libyan people, And gassed some people for the lulz, Causing massive butthurt to the Libyans, So much that they decided to troll back, In 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", At which they, They attacked a military stronghold unarmed, It has gone on for 5 days, And so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan special forces, Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "unlulzy", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply niggers paid to fight from Africa, Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he didn't give up, And so launched "Operation troll e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta lulz, But America was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi, At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his balls, Because he knew Russia Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was pwned
2nd Civil War
After Gaddafi was killed, The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
When Al-Qaeda heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled trolls, Who kept trolling the people so much that the special forces decided to fight back, At which, They got their ass handed to them, So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
3rd Civil War
When the leader of the special forces, Al-fattah yonis, Was assassinated, General Haftar, Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
How To Troll
- See the "Islam"page, Most ways there work on them
- Tell them Libya is originally a part of Italy
- Tell them they have no history
- Remind them that they are not originally Libyans, And that the original Libyans were wiped out long ago
- Tell them their country is war torn and it will never recover
- Say that Gaddafi was a good ruler
- Say "Fuck Omar Al-mokhtar", Be sure to be at a safe distance tho
- Tell them they are not Arabs
- Remind them they are just a 3rd world country
- Tell them that Egyptian people are better than them
- Tell them that even tho they think they are the best, They are the least progressive country in the Arab world
